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Kristen · 09-01-2003, 01:40 PM

Anybody got a favorite "Nanny" quote? I heard one the other night that I loved:

(Fran and Max are stranded on an island during their honeymoon.)
C.C.:It's my fault. I wished for it to happen!
Niles:If just wishing could make somebody dead....well, do I even have to finish the thought?

MagsLovesLucy · 09-01-2003, 04:18 PM

Oh gosh, I love so many! The one in my signature is a favorite, also...

(from when Fran and Maxwell are trying to conceive)
C.C.- What's that Nanny Fine, Slim Fast?
Fran- No, Swim Fast!

Woman: Am I glad to hear your voice!
Fran: Well, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have...a nickel.

Kristen · 09-01-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by MagsLovesLucy

Woman: Am I glad to hear your voice!
Fran: Well, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have...a nickel.

LOL, I love that!! How 'bout this one?

(Fran and Max have just had their first fight as newlyweds)
Fran:I'm going home to my mother!
Max:Why don't you just wait till breakfast? She'll be here!

MagsLovesLucy · 09-02-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Kristen
LOL, I love that!! How 'bout this one?

(Fran and Max have just had their first fight as newlyweds)
Fran:I'm going home to my mother!
Max:Why don't you just wait till breakfast? She'll be here!

Fran: Let me ask you a question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment?...At all?
C.C.: I'm sure she's mounted in a nice lodge somewhere by now.

C.C.: I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning.
Niles: Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?

Nanny Fine · 09-03-2003, 10:47 AM

Fran and Maxwell have some great lines together but the C.C. and Niles banter just takes the cake for me. Every episode is filled with them and it's so hard to choose just one or two. I'm editing my set of The Nanny right now so I'm having my dream fill of quotes

C.C. "Well fortunately the Babcock women age gracefully"
Niles "Well you've always been a rebel"

C.C. "I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress"
Niles "You'd have to be dead 6 months just to fit in it"

C.C. "What do I have to do to convince her that she's a beautiful desirable woman?"
Niles "Oh I'm sure you'll think of something sir"

C.C. "Maxwell what? I wasn't waiting up to see...uh...what time you guys got home..uh...I just stopped over on my way from the..."
Niles "Theatre"
C.C. "Yes theatre where I saw...uh"
Niles "Victor/Victoria"
C.C. "Yes!"
(All this while wearing a moustache and goatee that Niles painted on her with black shoe polish!

C.C. "Maxwell, what would you say if I were to walk out of here for a date at 5 o'clock?"
Niles "I'd say see you at 5:30"

Kristen · 09-03-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Nanny Fine
Fran and Maxwell have some great lines together but the C.C. and Niles banter just takes the cake for me. Every episode is filled with them and it's so hard to choose just one or two. I'm editing my set of The Nanny right now so I'm having my dream fill of quotes

I gotta agree! C.C. and Niles are the best. Niles in general is great. He just says whatever's on his mind, no matter what. And C.C. is a great target for him! She's so clueless!

I heard this this morning:

C.C:Why is [Max] taking Nanny Fine out on a date instead of me?!
Niles:HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!!!!

Nanny Fine · 09-03-2003, 11:06 PM

Niles "No sour graps now. You could have foreign men worship you too. Go to India, you'd be sacred"

as said to CC when she was complaining about how Nanny Fine has men who worship her

That one is classic.

Tell me why people DONT like this show????

MagsLovesLucy · 09-04-2003, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by Nanny Fine
Tell me why people DONT like this show????

I'm still trying to figure that out! I love this show!

As for quotes, I love when C.C.'s trying to talk to the kids.

C.C.: Maggie!
Maggie: Yeah?
C.C.: I got it RIGHT?

I also love when C.C. sells her run-down Buick to Niles, and then buys it back from the "collector"-"Money talks, butler walks!"

There are SO many hilarious quotes from this show!

Kristen · 09-24-2003, 02:18 AM

I just heard this one:

(Fran and Max have just had a fight)
Fran: Did you hear that, Niles?!
Niles: Do you get the house in the settlement?
Fran:Yes.
Niles:Every word!

This was on last night:
(Fran and Max are locked in a bathroom together.)
Fran:Either you let me call for help, or you learn to tinkle in front of your wife. Those are your choices!

eringoblah · 09-28-2003, 12:54 PM

Niles had a ton of em.

HIGH ENOUGH · 09-28-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Nanny Fine

C.C. "Maxwell, what would you say if I were to walk out of here for a date at 5 o'clock?"
Niles "I'd say see you at 5:30" [/B]

Kristen · 10-08-2003, 01:08 AM

I just heard this one tonight:

C.C:I love children. It's a natural thing, it's a female thing.
Niles:Some females have been known to eat their young.

Gotta love those two!!

I forgot to add this classic:

Gracie:Fran, will you sleep with me tonight?
Fran:Right words, wrong Sheffield.

Kristen

pbookfor · 10-08-2003, 03:51 PM

When Yetta introduces her fiance Sammy to Fran and Sylvia she finds out that he is a black man.

Yetta: "Your black"?........"No wonder"!

Then when Aunt Frieda tells Sylvia:

Frieda:"Your jealous, because I had a speaking part on Broadway!

Sylvia: yeah and your big line was Goobers or Rasinettes

Very Funny Show

smokeypeach · 11-03-2003, 05:31 PM

all niles and cc ones thought fran and max are funny to
when cc is clucking like a chicken (lauren can really cluck)
niles: mr.sheffield is running late did u think i was him

cc; maxwell wat would you say if i walk out of here at 5 for a date
niles; id say see you at 5;30
cc; you no u got a pretty big yap for some on whose last date involed sitting on a roof top wachin spotnick go by

funny funny

Belair · 02-26-2005, 10:28 PM

Here my favourites:

Fran: I was just trying to be the woman behind the man
Maxwell: Well how would you like to be the woman behind the BURGER KING COUNTER!

Gracie: I ran away. I took a limo.
Fran

to Sylvia) I ran away, I took a banana

Fran: You're not goin' to the museum in those boots are you?
Max: What, my wellies? There's a chance of rain.
Fran: There's a chance I might fall off this chair, but you don't see me wearin' a seat belt!!

Fran: Where's the Nintendo?
Niles: I accidentally pounded it repeatedly with a meat mallet.

C.C.: Maxwell, you are never gonna believe what happened!
Niles: There was a message on your answering machine?
C.C.: No, no, the box office... (realizing what he had said) NO!!

Max to Fran: I was just thinking, before you came into my life I never had the need for an emergency transvestite.

C.C.: I have to move out of my apartment for a few days and I cannot find a kennel!
Niles: Ohhh, treat yourself to a hotel.

Val: (to Maggie) So, are you gonna enter? (the kissing contest with Billy Ray Cyrus)
Maggie: No, are you kidding? I´d never win. Pamela Chapman is entering. She´s so gorgeous even her mother hates her.

C.C.: ...I mean, do we really know how old she is under all that make-up? She could be...
Niles: ...your age.
C.C.: That´s right, she could be close to for...get it, Niles!

(ringing phone)
Niles: It might be that fabulous man you were telling your mother about.
Fran: No, he wouldn't call.
Niles: Why not?
Fran: I made him up!

(Maxwell´s mother wants the tulips Fran´s holding)
Max´s mother: I had my eye on those.
Fran: Well, I had my eye on Antonio Banderas but I ain´t taking him home either

Max (to C.C.): Look I'll admit it was a mistake hiring her, but I won't question my motivation. History is full of relationships between men and women that have nothing to do with sexual attraction. Like....
C.C.: Uh-huh?
Max: Ummm...
C.C.: Uh-huh.
Max: Um...
C.C.: Uh-huh.
Max: Us!

Maggie: Uh, Yetta, I'm doing a book report, and they're out of it at Blockbuster, and well, I was wondering how much do you know about the Titanic?
Yetta: Oooh, top of the line, they had a midnight buffet on deck, and the ice sculpture....HUGE!! (

Ice Sculpture!)

Fran: Oh great, so I have to wait until you're dead before everybody can know how you feel about me?
Max:Ah, but then I can never take it back!

Max (to Fran): Maybe I should do you in the dining room....... I should have you do the dining room next.

Niles: YES!
Fran: Niles, wha-what happened? *gasp* Did Miss Babcock die?
Niles: No. Better.
Fran: Oh.
Niles: Well, not better, but good.

Sylvia (to skinny sales lady): It's obvious you're cranky because you haven't had lunch. (To Fran) Ever.

Irwin: Hi, I'm Irwin.
Fran: Hi, I'm scared.

Maxwell: I'm not sure I really want to go through that again. You know, the crying and the diapers and waking up at 4am.
Niles: Sir, it's really not so bad when you consider I did all that!

Fran: But I ordered it in white, Doll.
Salesgirl: No can do, Babe.
Fran: Well Doll better do or Babe will kill Doll.

09-01-2003, 01:40 PM	#1
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Favorite quotes? Anybody got a favorite "Nanny" quote? I heard one the other night that I loved: (Fran and Max are stranded on an island during their honeymoon.) C.C.:It's my fault. I wished for it to happen! Niles:If just wishing could make somebody dead....well, do I even have to finish the thought?
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09-03-2003, 10:47 AM	#5
Nanny Fine Justine and Holden.. Senior Member Join Date: Jan 01, 2003 Location: Watching The Ellen Degeneres Show and luvin' it Posts: 2,852	Fran and Maxwell have some great lines together but the C.C. and Niles banter just takes the cake for me. Every episode is filled with them and it's so hard to choose just one or two. I'm editing my set of The Nanny right now so I'm having my dream fill of quotes C.C. "Well fortunately the Babcock women age gracefully" Niles "Well you've always been a rebel" C.C. "I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress" Niles "You'd have to be dead 6 months just to fit in it" C.C. "What do I have to do to convince her that she's a beautiful desirable woman?" Niles "Oh I'm sure you'll think of something sir" C.C. "Maxwell what? I wasn't waiting up to see...uh...what time you guys got home..uh...I just stopped over on my way from the..." Niles "Theatre" C.C. "Yes theatre where I saw...uh" Niles "Victor/Victoria" C.C. "Yes!" (All this while wearing a moustache and goatee that Niles painted on her with black shoe polish! C.C. "Maxwell, what would you say if I were to walk out of here for a date at 5 o'clock?" Niles "I'd say see you at 5:30"
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10-08-2003, 01:08 AM	#12
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	I just heard this one tonight: C.C:I love children. It's a natural thing, it's a female thing. Niles:Some females have been known to eat their young. Gotta love those two!! I forgot to add this classic: Gracie:Fran, will you sleep with me tonight? Fran:Right words, wrong Sheffield. Kristen
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10-08-2003, 03:51 PM	#13
pbookfor Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 09, 2000 Location: NJ Posts: 25	Yetta When Yetta introduces her fiance Sammy to Fran and Sylvia she finds out that he is a black man. Yetta: "Your black"?........"No wonder"! Then when Aunt Frieda tells Sylvia: Frieda:"Your jealous, because I had a speaking part on Broadway! Sylvia: yeah and your big line was Goobers or Rasinettes Very Funny Show
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11-03-2003, 05:31 PM	#14
smokeypeach Miss Britt Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 20, 2003 Location: on my computer Posts: 191	all niles and cc ones thought fran and max are funny to when cc is clucking like a chicken (lauren can really cluck) niles: mr.sheffield is running late did u think i was him cc; maxwell wat would you say if i walk out of here at 5 for a date niles; id say see you at 5;30 cc; you no u got a pretty big yap for some on whose last date involed sitting on a roof top wachin spotnick go by funny funny
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09-01-2003, 04:18 PM	#2
MagsLovesLucy For being a friend.. Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Posts: 307	Oh gosh, I love so many! The one in my signature is a favorite, also... (from when Fran and Maxwell are trying to conceive) C.C.- What's that Nanny Fine, Slim Fast? Fran- No, Swim Fast! Woman: Am I glad to hear your voice! Fran: Well, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have...a nickel.

09-03-2003, 11:06 PM	#7
Nanny Fine Justine and Holden.. Senior Member Join Date: Jan 01, 2003 Location: Watching The Ellen Degeneres Show and luvin' it Posts: 2,852	Niles "No sour graps now. You could have foreign men worship you too. Go to India, you'd be sacred" as said to CC when she was complaining about how Nanny Fine has men who worship her That one is classic. Tell me why people DONT like this show????

09-24-2003, 02:18 AM	#9
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	I just heard this one: (Fran and Max have just had a fight) Fran: Did you hear that, Niles?! Niles: Do you get the house in the settlement? Fran:Yes. Niles:Every word! This was on last night: (Fran and Max are locked in a bathroom together.) Fran:Either you let me call for help, or you learn to tinkle in front of your wife. Those are your choices!

09-28-2003, 12:54 PM	#10
eringoblah Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Location: emerald isle Posts: 99	Niles had a ton of em.

02-26-2005, 10:28 PM	#15
Belair Back@SO&Loveit! Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 13, 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 5,925	Here my favourites: Fran: I was just trying to be the woman behind the man Maxwell: Well how would you like to be the woman behind the BURGER KING COUNTER! Gracie: I ran away. I took a limo. Franto Sylvia) I ran away, I took a banana Fran: You're not goin' to the museum in those boots are you? Max: What, my wellies? There's a chance of rain. Fran: There's a chance I might fall off this chair, but you don't see me wearin' a seat belt!! Fran: Where's the Nintendo? Niles: I accidentally pounded it repeatedly with a meat mallet. C.C.: Maxwell, you are never gonna believe what happened! Niles: There was a message on your answering machine? C.C.: No, no, the box office... (realizing what he had said) NO!! Max to Fran: I was just thinking, before you came into my life I never had the need for an emergency transvestite. C.C.: I have to move out of my apartment for a few days and I cannot find a kennel! Niles: Ohhh, treat yourself to a hotel. Val: (to Maggie) So, are you gonna enter? (the kissing contest with Billy Ray Cyrus) Maggie: No, are you kidding? I´d never win. Pamela Chapman is entering. She´s so gorgeous even her mother hates her. C.C.: ...I mean, do we really know how old she is under all that make-up? She could be... Niles: ...your age. C.C.: That´s right, she could be close to for...get it, Niles! (ringing phone) Niles: It might be that fabulous man you were telling your mother about. Fran: No, he wouldn't call. Niles: Why not? Fran: I made him up! (Maxwell´s mother wants the tulips Fran´s holding) Max´s mother: I had my eye on those. Fran: Well, I had my eye on Antonio Banderas but I ain´t taking him home either Max (to C.C.): Look I'll admit it was a mistake hiring her, but I won't question my motivation. History is full of relationships between men and women that have nothing to do with sexual attraction. Like.... C.C.: Uh-huh? Max: Ummm... C.C.: Uh-huh. Max: Um... C.C.: Uh-huh. Max: Us! Maggie: Uh, Yetta, I'm doing a book report, and they're out of it at Blockbuster, and well, I was wondering how much do you know about the Titanic? Yetta: Oooh, top of the line, they had a midnight buffet on deck, and the ice sculpture....HUGE!! ( Ice Sculpture!) Fran: Oh great, so I have to wait until you're dead before everybody can know how you feel about me? Max:Ah, but then I can never take it back! Max (to Fran): Maybe I should do you in the dining room....... I should have you do the dining room next. Niles: YES! Fran: Niles, wha-what happened? gasp Did Miss Babcock die? Niles: No. Better. Fran: Oh. Niles: Well, not better, but good. Sylvia (to skinny sales lady): It's obvious you're cranky because you haven't had lunch. (To Fran) Ever. Irwin: Hi, I'm Irwin. Fran: Hi, I'm scared. Maxwell: I'm not sure I really want to go through that again. You know, the crying and the diapers and waking up at 4am. Niles: Sir, it's really not so bad when you consider I did all that! Fran: But I ordered it in white, Doll. Salesgirl: No can do, Babe. Fran: Well Doll better do or Babe will kill Doll.
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