Mork & Mindy Quotes

[Ohio8]

(First line of the series.)
Mork: "Boy, am I in for it now... What did I do now?"

Mindy's first line: "Stop it! Don't you EVER do that again."

Fred: "A toast, a toast, a toast to the old days, when values are values and morals were morals. I remember when sharing a pad meant - borrowing a notebook."

Mindy: "True, he is different from most, but this great country was built on the right of individuals to be individuals! We have the God-given right to be eccentric,..."

[Ohio8]

Mindy: "'morning, Mr. Bickley."

Mr. Bickley: "I owe my life to Joe Dimaggio!"

Mindy: "How many years can a normal person put up with that kind of stuff?"

Glenda: "You see, I was brought up to laugh behind people's backs."

T.N.T.: "See you later, ladygators."

Glenda: (to Mindy)"You are so lucky to have Mork."
Mindy: "I am?"
Glenda: "Give him another chance.... Either way, it's a lot better than a hole in your life."

[Ohio8]

Cora: (to Mork)"... there's no way on Earth you can do that."
Mork: "You're beginning to get the idea."

Mork: (to Cora)"I'm an alien being."

Cora: "Oh, Mork, I've been around a long time.... Well, if we can go there, there's no reason you can't come here!"

[MA]

Mork: Wait wait wait Min Min, I draw the line right there. I will not cook clean or do windows, I am man watch me sit. *sits*

[Ohio8]

Remo: "That should set science back about two hundred years."

Robot: "That's too rich for my hydraulic system."

Mindy: (to Mork)"You ever heard of the story of Frankenstein?"
Mork: "Well, it's an incredible love story."
Mindy: "Mork, besides being a love story, what it was about is tamper with a monster, then some --"
Mork: "Chuck's no monster."

Mork: "...that's the poetry of Billy Carter."

Mindy: "...I thought I'd never be feeling sorry for a monster."

[Ohio8]

Mork: "Good. Then we have nothing to fear but sanity itself."
Mindy: "Then you've got nothin' to worry about."

Jeanie: "Only when the waitress has a brother with all the class of a Gong Show reject."

Mr. Bickley: "Oh, yeah. Great. I love floor shows."

[MA]

Mindy McConnell:
I'm worried I just don't know what it would be like to have a child.

Mork:
And I'm sad, because I don't know what it'd be like to have a mother.

Mindy McConnell:
Well at least I've got a way of finding out.

Mork:
I've got a way we can both find out. I'll set my age machine for 3 years old, for 10 minutes, that way I'll be a baby, and you'll be my [age machine kicks in, high pitched voice] MAMA! Mommy hold me!

[Ohio8]

Mork: "What it was."

Mork: (to Orson)"Well, sir, there's a difference between a strip tease and a strip threat."

[Ohio8]

Mork: "Nice way to build up an appetite. I'm so hungry I could eat a _______."

Mork: "Oh. Phone. Primitive means of audio communication."

Cora: "He's such a wiener."

[MA]

[alarm for Mork's wristwatch which he wears round his ankle goes off]
Mindy McConnell: Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it.
[bends down and pushes button on watch, pulls out small piece of paper under watch strap]
Mindy McConnell: What's this piece of paper?
Mork: Must be a footnote.

[Ohio8]

Mr. Bickley: "Mom's coffee was awful, too."
Mindy: "Ah, thanks a lot."

Mr. Bickley: "Ah, yes. Zutin McConnell."

Mindy: "Mork, there is an energy crisis,... but a lot of people believe the oil companies are just using scare tactics to raise prices."

Mork: "We Morkans are all membrane."

Alt. Mork: "So this is comedy purgatory."

[MA]

Mindy: Would you like something to drink?
Mork: Water, or otherwise a quart of crude oil will suffice.
Mindy: I guess I can spring for the water.
Mork: Spring water. Ar-ar!