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ph1l · 10-07-2016, 04:51 AM

Orson: There's an insignificant planet on the far side of the galaxy. From the fragmented reports we have on it, the people are, well uh…
Mork: Real nimnulls?
Orson: Exactly. That's why I think you'll fit in there, Mork.
Mork: You're too kind, sir.

AB · 05-21-2017, 04:23 PM

Mindy: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios?
Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.

Ohio8 · 01-13-2018, 02:41 PM

Exidor: "What's the one thing the world needs more of?"
Mork: "Nixon impersonators."

Ohio8 · 02-26-2018, 05:38 PM

(In a singles bar)
Mork: (on table phone)"Hello...Well I don't think I have one of those, maybe my friend does....Well, if that was true, I'd have to be eight feet tall."

Ohio8 · 03-20-2018, 09:30 PM

William Shatner: "Beam me up, Orson."

Mork: "Wait a minute! You've gotta tell me if they kill off Spock or not."

Plater of Everything · 03-20-2018, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Mork: "Min...It's alright for me to sit on my face, but I don't think you can."

Context please?!

AB · 03-21-2018, 06:18 PM

Customer: [Mork has taken a job working in a health food shop] "My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest?"

Mork: "Eat your car keys."

Ohio8 · 03-30-2018, 07:44 PM

Mork: "Time to play 'What's My Bag?"!"

Mork: "It's Zen-O-Matic, the exciting new kitchen tool that does absolutely nothing. That's right; it can't dice, it can't peel, it can't chop. It won't even make juliennne fries, whatever those are.

"THat's right; Zen-O-Matic does diddly for YOU."

Ohio8 · 06-19-2018, 04:52 PM

Mork: "Oh he's in Muscatel heaven."

Exidor: "Mork! This may come as a bit of a surprise, but...I am just a little...eccentric."
Mork: (sarcastically)"Nooo!"

MA · 06-19-2018, 05:07 PM

Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird.

Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection.

Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them?

Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can.

Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?

Ohio8 · 07-10-2018, 10:57 PM

Susan: "...Ellsworth teaches you to love yourself."
Mr. Bickley: "I'll bet you got an A."
Susan: "A plus."

Susan: (enters)"Well what a group. Hear no evil, see no evil, and - feel no pain. What's wrong with you people?"
Mr. Bickley: "I've lost my talent."
Mindy: "Mork is leaving."
Mork: "The rabbit died."

Mork: "But it's a reality."
Ellsworth: "Reality is nothing more than a concept."
Mork: "Oh. But it's truth!"

Mindy: "I think that's terrible!"
Ellsworth: "Terrible is just a concept."

Ohio8 · 07-11-2018, 10:30 PM

Mork: "...I'm sorry I was such a pillar of strength."

Captain Nirvana: (to Mork)"...the Americans. Who is their leader?"
Mork: "Well, they've been trying to figure out that one for years."

MA · 07-13-2018, 11:06 AM

Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird.
Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection.
Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them?
Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can.
Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers

Ohio8 · 08-19-2018, 03:35 PM

Mork: "Well, hair today, gone tomorrow."

Ohio8 · 08-19-2018, 03:36 PM

Mork: "Well, excuuuuse me!!!"

10-07-2016, 04:51 AM	#1
ph1l Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2004 Posts: 1,362	Mork & Mindy Quotes Orson: There's an insignificant planet on the far side of the galaxy. From the fragmented reports we have on it, the people are, well uh… Mork: Real nimnulls? Orson: Exactly. That's why I think you'll fit in there, Mork. Mork: You're too kind, sir.
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01-13-2018, 02:41 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Exidor: "What's the one thing the world needs more of?" Mork: "Nixon impersonators."
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03-20-2018, 09:30 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	William Shatner: "Beam me up, Orson." Mork: "Wait a minute! You've gotta tell me if they kill off Spock or not." Attached Images

06-19-2018, 05:07 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird. Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection. Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them? Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can. Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?
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08-19-2018, 03:35 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mork: "Well, hair today, gone tomorrow." Attached Images

05-21-2017, 04:23 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mindy: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios? Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.

02-26-2018, 05:38 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(In a singles bar) Mork: (on table phone)"Hello...Well I don't think I have one of those, maybe my friend does....Well, if that was true, I'd have to be eight feet tall."

03-21-2018, 06:18 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Customer: [Mork has taken a job working in a health food shop] "My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest?" Mork: "Eat your car keys."

03-30-2018, 07:44 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mork: "Time to play 'What's My Bag?"!" Mork: "It's Zen-O-Matic, the exciting new kitchen tool that does absolutely nothing. That's right; it can't dice, it can't peel, it can't chop. It won't even make juliennne fries, whatever those are. "THat's right; Zen-O-Matic does diddly for YOU."

06-19-2018, 04:52 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mork: "Oh he's in Muscatel heaven." Exidor: "Mork! This may come as a bit of a surprise, but...I am just a little...eccentric." Mork: (sarcastically)"Nooo!"

07-10-2018, 10:57 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Susan: "...Ellsworth teaches you to love yourself." Mr. Bickley: "I'll bet you got an A." Susan: "A plus." Susan: (enters)"Well what a group. Hear no evil, see no evil, and - feel no pain. What's wrong with you people?" Mr. Bickley: "I've lost my talent." Mindy: "Mork is leaving." Mork: "The rabbit died." Mork: "But it's a reality." Ellsworth: "Reality is nothing more than a concept." Mork: "Oh. But it's truth!" Mindy: "I think that's terrible!" Ellsworth: "Terrible is just a concept."

07-11-2018, 10:30 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mork: "...I'm sorry I was such a pillar of strength." Captain Nirvana: (to Mork)"...the Americans. Who is their leader?" Mork: "Well, they've been trying to figure out that one for years."

07-13-2018, 11:06 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird. Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection. Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them? Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can. Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers

08-19-2018, 03:36 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mork: "Well, excuuuuse me!!!" Attached Images