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Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 02:37 PM

Al: "Steve, you are the biggest..... the biggest idiot I ever met."

Peg: "Especially Kelly. It's a promise we made to the police."

Steve: "I'm hoping our children will like us..."

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 03:44 PM

Bud: "Peg no home."
Kelly: "She go shopping. We no eat."

Kelly: "Why don't you just do what I do when I get hungry? Get a date."

Peg: "This is what you make, Al. All of it."

Peg: "Al, you are a total disgrace."

Marcy: "Those are dollar signs, Peg."
Peg: "Even better."

Heather: "I dumped my day job."
Peg: "What was your day job?"
Heather: "Phone sex."
Peg: "You make that much?"

MA · 05-04-2026, 08:26 AM

[a frumpy middle-aged woman walks into Al's shoe store]
Woman: I need shoes.
Al: Blacksmith's right around the corner.

05-03-2026, 02:37 PM	#286
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05-04-2026, 08:26 AM	#288
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	[a frumpy middle-aged woman walks into Al's shoe store] Woman: I need shoes. Al: Blacksmith's right around the corner.
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05-03-2026, 03:44 PM	#287
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Bud: "Peg no home." Kelly: "She go shopping. We no eat." Kelly: "Why don't you just do what I do when I get hungry? Get a date." Peg: "This is what you make, Al. All of it." Peg: "Al, you are a total disgrace." Marcy: "Those are dollar signs, Peg." Peg: "Even better." Heather: "I dumped my day job." Peg: "What was your day job?" Heather: "Phone sex." Peg: "You make that much?"