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ThomasE · 02-21-2001, 12:31 AM

My favorite is from the 2 part episode from the last season when Al and Peg were going to split up:

Peg: Thanks a lot, Al. After 25 years you're finally leaving me satisfied!

BUNDYBOY · 11-05-2001, 06:28 PM

A fat woman walked into the shoestore today! LOL!!

ThomasE · 11-07-2001, 02:22 PM

They had a lot of funny quotes on the show. Can you think of any others?

witnes_the_fitness · 11-12-2003, 03:44 PM

Bud: Come on, you fight like a girl.
Kelly: You pee like one!
Bud: That was a temporary medical condition!

M82A1 · 11-25-2003, 08:50 PM

Oh, man. There is Waaaaaay too many to list, so here are a few of my favorites:

Al: Look, Steve. Why don't you do this? Go home, wake up Marcy and say, "Hey, I lost my money. I screwed up, it won't happen again, and what's for supper?" That's what being a man is all about, Steve. Making mistakes and not caring.
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Peg: I tried to get Al to fix the driveway a long time ago. But his philosophy is why improve a home you're only going to live in anyway?
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Al: Now here's all the money I've got. I want you to go to a pharmacy and get some real medicine!
Kelly: Outside? But Daddy, what if somebody sees my pimple?
Al: Pumpkin, it's dark. Nobody's going to see the pimple.
Kelly: I guess you right. I guess I'm being silly, huh?
[opens door]
Man from distance: Whoa! Look at the zits on the blonde chick!
Kelly: Thank God he didn't see the pimple, huh?
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Bud: Look, Mr. Boondy, I am merely being a professional civil server and I've taken an oath. HOOTERS! HOOTERS! PULL OVER! Oh by the way, Dad, I'm deducting five points. You should never pick up hitchhikers.

stephy · 12-13-2003, 06:04 PM

Kelly:The prostitution rests

Chain Gang Member · 12-18-2003, 11:59 AM

Fat Woman:How dare you say that to my face

Al:I would say it behind your back but my car only has a half tank of gas!
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Kelly:I'm gonna hold my breast until I turn blue
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Steve:Al I'm horny,what are you gonna do about it?

BundyFan · 01-07-2004, 12:14 AM

I have many favorite quotes from the show, but I can only remember one off hand. lol

Al: Peg, here's all the money I have, $10 dollars. Now go to the store and buy some food.

Peg: I can do that. I can buy food.

Al: Good dear

Peg: (Chanting) I must buy food, I must buy food, got to buy food, must buy food.

Grey Statue in store window: Buy me

Peg: No, I got to buy food

Grey Statue in window: Buy me

Peg: No, I must buy food

Grey statue: Buy meeee

Peg: Okayyy LOL

Remember that episode?

But my all time favorite quote, and this is in almost every episode, is the Bundy chant.

"WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bundy"

FoxTailMusic · 02-06-2004, 05:18 AM

Two come to mind:

Al: I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant, rolled up newspaper.

and

Steve: Al, I'm horny, what are goin' do about it?

There are many. many more I love, but those two stand out.

Steve's Roadhouse · 02-06-2004, 01:38 PM

WOMEN, CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, THE END.

Ohio8 · 03-23-2005, 09:18 PM

Al: "...played Van Halen's 'Jump.' And d****d if the whole herd didn't."

bad_boy · 03-28-2005, 02:57 AM

Steve: Al, you realize that tampering with your kids dental records is against the law.
Al: So is dressing up a chicken and calling it your wife.

and

Psycho Dad: [Reading Al's letter] "I like you. I really, really like you. No, not in that way. So please don't let them take you off, I beg you, fight this thing like you would fight a varmit or an ex-wife. Your friend, Al; P.S. What does Barbara Eden look like naked?"
Jefferson: Barbara Eden?
Bob Rooney: She's 1,000.
Al: I didn't mean now.

ClassicTV4Ever · 03-28-2005, 11:30 AM

Librarian (I forget her name) : Make a promise, keep a promise.
Al: Yeah, yeah, bake a pie, eat a pie.

dlemond · 03-28-2005, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClassicTV4Ever

Librarian (I forget her name) : Make a promise, keep a promise.
Al: Yeah, yeah, bake a pie, eat a pie.

LOVE that episode.

DeGROOT: You may take just one book.

AL: Hey, be fair! Can you eat just one pig?

***
DeGROOT: You think anyone can teach you anything?

AL: Well, you've just taught me that even the slightest movement can make a fat person sweat.

***

AL: Well, it just so happens that I returned that book years ago.

DeGROOT: I'd remember if you did.

AL: You weren't here.

DeGROOT: I'm always here.

AL: Not that day... I believe that was the day of the big cake heist. You were rounded up for questioning.
***

DeGROOT: Could it be that you don't have the $2000? Could it be that I was correct when I made an educated guess that you would fail in life?

AL: Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?

phoebe7165 · 03-28-2005, 12:40 PM

Al(to the male stripper):"Oh, and if my wife loses anything down your pants, so will you."

Or something like that, it's been awhile since I've seen that ep.

02-21-2001, 12:31 AM	#1
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	What is your favorite quote? My favorite is from the 2 part episode from the last season when Al and Peg were going to split up: Peg: Thanks a lot, Al. After 25 years you're finally leaving me satisfied!

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02-06-2004, 05:18 AM	#9
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03-23-2005, 09:18 PM	#11
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03-28-2005, 12:40 PM	#15
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Al(to the male stripper):"Oh, and if my wife loses anything down your pants, so will you." Or something like that, it's been awhile since I've seen that ep.
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11-05-2001, 06:28 PM	#2
BUNDYBOY Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 05, 2001 Location: Mansfield, MA United States Posts: 69	A fat woman walked into the shoestore today! LOL!!

11-07-2001, 02:22 PM	#3
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	They had a lot of funny quotes on the show. Can you think of any others?

11-12-2003, 03:44 PM	#4
witnes_the_fitness Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jun 28, 2003 Location: buffalo,ny Posts: 4	Bud: Come on, you fight like a girl. Kelly: You pee like one! Bud: That was a temporary medical condition!

11-25-2003, 08:50 PM	#5
M82A1 S.e.l.f B.a.n.n.e.d Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2003 Posts: 2,588	Oh, man. There is Waaaaaay too many to list, so here are a few of my favorites: Al: Look, Steve. Why don't you do this? Go home, wake up Marcy and say, "Hey, I lost my money. I screwed up, it won't happen again, and what's for supper?" That's what being a man is all about, Steve. Making mistakes and not caring. ==================================== Peg: I tried to get Al to fix the driveway a long time ago. But his philosophy is why improve a home you're only going to live in anyway? ==================================== Al: Now here's all the money I've got. I want you to go to a pharmacy and get some real medicine! Kelly: Outside? But Daddy, what if somebody sees my pimple? Al: Pumpkin, it's dark. Nobody's going to see the pimple. Kelly: I guess you right. I guess I'm being silly, huh? [opens door] Man from distance: Whoa! Look at the zits on the blonde chick! Kelly: Thank God he didn't see the pimple, huh? ==================================== Bud: Look, Mr. Boondy, I am merely being a professional civil server and I've taken an oath. HOOTERS! HOOTERS! PULL OVER! Oh by the way, Dad, I'm deducting five points. You should never pick up hitchhikers.

12-13-2003, 06:04 PM	#6
stephy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 11, 2003 Location: Illinios Posts: 96	Kelly:The prostitution rests

01-07-2004, 12:14 AM	#8
BundyFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 05, 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 5	I have many favorite quotes from the show, but I can only remember one off hand. lol Al: Peg, here's all the money I have, $10 dollars. Now go to the store and buy some food. Peg: I can do that. I can buy food. Al: Good dear Peg: (Chanting) I must buy food, I must buy food, got to buy food, must buy food. Grey Statue in store window: Buy me Peg: No, I got to buy food Grey Statue in window: Buy me Peg: No, I must buy food Grey statue: Buy meeee Peg: Okayyy LOL Remember that episode? But my all time favorite quote, and this is in almost every episode, is the Bundy chant. "WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bundy"

02-06-2004, 01:38 PM	#10
Steve's Roadhouse Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 15, 2004 Posts: 91	WOMEN, CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, THE END.

03-28-2005, 02:57 AM	#12
bad_boy Member Forum Star Join Date: Sep 18, 2003 Location: Merritt Island, FL Posts: 19,576	Steve: Al, you realize that tampering with your kids dental records is against the law. Al: So is dressing up a chicken and calling it your wife. and Psycho Dad: [Reading Al's letter] "I like you. I really, really like you. No, not in that way. So please don't let them take you off, I beg you, fight this thing like you would fight a varmit or an ex-wife. Your friend, Al; P.S. What does Barbara Eden look like naked?" Jefferson: Barbara Eden? Bob Rooney: She's 1,000. Al: I didn't mean now.

03-28-2005, 11:30 AM	#13
ClassicTV4Ever Coming November 27th! Senior Member Join Date: May 02, 2002 Location: TV Land! Posts: 1,420	Librarian (I forget her name) : Make a promise, keep a promise. Al: Yeah, yeah, bake a pie, eat a pie.