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damon strong · 06-15-2022, 10:56 AM

Cindy: "Hey, I could let you have my coin collection."

Jan: "You could?"

Cindy: "Yeah, but I haven't started it yet."

MA · 06-22-2022, 07:30 AM

Alice: I don’t blame you for being nervous, Mr. Brady. This is a very important Saturday.

Mike: [puts sugar into his coffee] Why should I be nervous? What makes you think I’m nervous?

Alice: It’s the first time I ever saw you take twenty-one spoons of sugar.

Ohio8 · 01-18-2023, 12:33 AM

Alice: "Are you kidding? She's gonna knock that congregation right out of their pews."

Mike: "They didn't give me an architect's degree for nothin'."

Mike: "Alll right, that's enough credit for everybody."

Peter: "That's the first place we put it!"

Alice: "That's fragile."

Mike: "You can smell it for fifteen miles."

Cindy: (to mall Santa)"I want my mommy to get her voice back."

Cindy: "He's better than a doctor. He's Santa Claus."

Peter: "He's been watching too many spy programs."

Jan: "Some Christmas. It's no fun this year."

MA · 05-19-2023, 05:44 PM

"Jan, if boys don't find you attractive, don't blame me." — Marcia

Ohio8 · 11-09-2024, 08:13 PM

Carol: (to Bobby)"Listen, did you know there's an old saying? 'Quitters never win, and winners never quit'."

Carol: "Listen, honey, the great ones never quit, no matter how rough things get."

Carol: "And how about Carl Mahakian?"
Bobby: Carl Mahakian? Never heard of him."
Carol: "That's right, because he quit."

(Last line of the series.)
Oliver: "Gosh, it was only a suggestion."

MA · 03-12-2025, 08:05 AM

[Carol walks into Mike's den to show off her new ensemble for their weekend vacation at a dude ranch]
Carol Ann Brady: What are you going to wear, Mike?
Michael 'Mike' Brady: Oh I don't know... my cowboy boots...
Carol Ann Brady: [in her best John Wayne impression] Well ya better wear somethin' else, or you're gonna get arrested!
Michael 'Mike' Brady: Not to mention sunburn!

Ohio8 · 06-19-2025, 06:05 PM

Alice: "I don't seem to have enough grass for the backyard."

Bobby: "What was all that stuff about bikinis?"
Peter: "You'll learn. Boy, will you learn."

Carol: "Oh, I don't know how they stay on those things."

Ohio8 · 06-30-2025, 05:57 PM

Greg: "Just a little island know how."

Greg: "Island hospitality."

Mandy: "Woww. This is what I call real island hospitality."

MA · 07-11-2025, 07:35 AM

Marcia Brady: [Marcia lost her Diary and is accusing one of the boys of taking it] Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges
Greg Brady: What are you talking about?
Marcia Brady: As if you didn't know.
Peter Brady: Bobby, do you know what she's talking about?
Bobby Brady: No. Greg, do you know what she's talking about?
Greg Brady: No. Marcia, do you know what you're talking about?
Marcia Brady: I certainly do, someone in this room took my diary.
Greg Brady: Your diary, you mean you actually keep one of those stupid things?
Bobby Brady: What's a diary?
Peter Brady: It's a book, that you write things, that you don't want anyone else to know.
Bobby Brady: Why?
Greg Brady: So, you could write stuff like
[Greg then sits at his desk imitating Marcia writing in her diary]
Greg Brady: "Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad."
[the boys laugh]
Marcia Brady: [shouts] I have never written any ridiculous thing like that in my diary!
Peter Brady: You didn't?
Marcia Brady: [shouts] I should say not!
Greg Brady: Then, why are you afraid that somebody might read it?
Marcia Brady: None of your business.

Ohio8 · 07-19-2025, 05:08 PM

Alice: "Now there's a switch. Dressing up for a phone call."

Carol: "Besides, Greg is too level headed to get carried away. "

Cindy: "But a very small person."

Alice: "How about 'The Sour Grapes'?"

Alice: "I like this conversation. Goes right to the point."

Mike: "In my mind, there was just never any question about Greg going to college."

Mike: "I want him to have the best education, and as much education as he is capable of."
Carol: "Oh, yes. And Greg has so much potential."

Carol: "...a college education will last you a lifetime."

Greg: "That's not the way I sound."

Tammy: (to Greg)"Because you fit the suit."

MA · 07-26-2025, 09:18 AM

Marcia: "It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation."

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 04:25 PM

Marcia: (to Jan)"You're a regular Howard Hughes."

Carol: "Oh, honey, what's in the bags?"
Mike: "Sorry: every item is classified top secret."

Mike: "Yes; anyone caught snooping gets the firing squad."

Carol: (to Mike)"Is tonight's menu still top secret?"
Mike: "No, it has been declassified."

MA · 05-04-2026, 08:16 AM

Jan Brady: I'd like to buy a wig, please.
Saleswoman: Not for yourself. Why would you want to cover such beautiful blonde hair?
Jan Brady: You'd understand if you had two blonde sisters at home.
Saleswoman: Oh. So we want a complete change, do we?
Jan Brady: Yes, ma'am.
Saleswoman: Okay. What kind of style are you looking for?
Jan Brady: I don't know. Something wild. Kooky. Kinda like something you're wearing.
Saleswoman: This is my own hair.
Jan Brady: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Saleswoman: Not half as sorry as I am.

06-22-2022, 07:30 AM	#122
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Alice: I don’t blame you for being nervous, Mr. Brady. This is a very important Saturday. Mike: [puts sugar into his coffee] Why should I be nervous? What makes you think I’m nervous? Alice: It’s the first time I ever saw you take twenty-one spoons of sugar.
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01-18-2023, 12:33 AM	#123
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Alice: "Are you kidding? She's gonna knock that congregation right out of their pews." Mike: "They didn't give me an architect's degree for nothin'." Mike: "Alll right, that's enough credit for everybody." Peter: "That's the first place we put it!" Alice: "That's fragile." Mike: "You can smell it for fifteen miles." Cindy: (to mall Santa)"I want my mommy to get her voice back." Cindy: "He's better than a doctor. He's Santa Claus." Peter: "He's been watching too many spy programs." Jan: "Some Christmas. It's no fun this year."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

07-11-2025, 07:35 AM	#129
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Marcia Brady: [Marcia lost her Diary and is accusing one of the boys of taking it] Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges Greg Brady: What are you talking about? Marcia Brady: As if you didn't know. Peter Brady: Bobby, do you know what she's talking about? Bobby Brady: No. Greg, do you know what she's talking about? Greg Brady: No. Marcia, do you know what you're talking about? Marcia Brady: I certainly do, someone in this room took my diary. Greg Brady: Your diary, you mean you actually keep one of those stupid things? Bobby Brady: What's a diary? Peter Brady: It's a book, that you write things, that you don't want anyone else to know. Bobby Brady: Why? Greg Brady: So, you could write stuff like [Greg then sits at his desk imitating Marcia writing in her diary] Greg Brady: "Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad." [the boys laugh] Marcia Brady: [shouts] I have never written any ridiculous thing like that in my diary! Peter Brady: You didn't? Marcia Brady: [shouts] I should say not! Greg Brady: Then, why are you afraid that somebody might read it? Marcia Brady: None of your business.
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06-15-2022, 10:56 AM	#121
damon strong Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 17, 2010 Location: Toronto ontario Posts: 143	Cindy: "Hey, I could let you have my coin collection." Jan: "You could?" Cindy: "Yeah, but I haven't started it yet."

05-19-2023, 05:44 PM	#124
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	"Jan, if boys don't find you attractive, don't blame me." — Marcia

11-09-2024, 08:13 PM	#125
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Carol: (to Bobby)"Listen, did you know there's an old saying? 'Quitters never win, and winners never quit'." Carol: "Listen, honey, the great ones never quit, no matter how rough things get." Carol: "And how about Carl Mahakian?" Bobby: Carl Mahakian? Never heard of him." Carol: "That's right, because he quit." (Last line of the series.) Oliver: "Gosh, it was only a suggestion."

03-12-2025, 08:05 AM	#126
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	[Carol walks into Mike's den to show off her new ensemble for their weekend vacation at a dude ranch] Carol Ann Brady: What are you going to wear, Mike? Michael 'Mike' Brady: Oh I don't know... my cowboy boots... Carol Ann Brady: [in her best John Wayne impression] Well ya better wear somethin' else, or you're gonna get arrested! Michael 'Mike' Brady: Not to mention sunburn!

06-19-2025, 06:05 PM	#127
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Alice: "I don't seem to have enough grass for the backyard." Bobby: "What was all that stuff about bikinis?" Peter: "You'll learn. Boy, will you learn." Carol: "Oh, I don't know how they stay on those things."

06-30-2025, 05:57 PM	#128
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Greg: "Just a little island know how." Greg: "Island hospitality." Mandy: "Woww. This is what I call real island hospitality."

07-19-2025, 05:08 PM	#130
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Alice: "Now there's a switch. Dressing up for a phone call." Carol: "Besides, Greg is too level headed to get carried away. " Cindy: "But a very small person." Alice: "How about 'The Sour Grapes'?" Alice: "I like this conversation. Goes right to the point." Mike: "In my mind, there was just never any question about Greg going to college." Mike: "I want him to have the best education, and as much education as he is capable of." Carol: "Oh, yes. And Greg has so much potential." Carol: "...a college education will last you a lifetime." Greg: "That's not the way I sound." Tammy: (to Greg)"Because you fit the suit."

07-26-2025, 09:18 AM	#131
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Marcia: "It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation."

05-03-2026, 04:25 PM	#132
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Marcia: (to Jan)"You're a regular Howard Hughes." Carol: "Oh, honey, what's in the bags?" Mike: "Sorry: every item is classified top secret." Mike: "Yes; anyone caught snooping gets the firing squad." Carol: (to Mike)"Is tonight's menu still top secret?" Mike: "No, it has been declassified."

05-04-2026, 08:16 AM	#133
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Jan Brady: I'd like to buy a wig, please. Saleswoman: Not for yourself. Why would you want to cover such beautiful blonde hair? Jan Brady: You'd understand if you had two blonde sisters at home. Saleswoman: Oh. So we want a complete change, do we? Jan Brady: Yes, ma'am. Saleswoman: Okay. What kind of style are you looking for? Jan Brady: I don't know. Something wild. Kooky. Kinda like something you're wearing. Saleswoman: This is my own hair. Jan Brady: Oh! I'm so sorry! Saleswoman: Not half as sorry as I am.