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sitcomsfan · 04-17-2015, 09:57 PM

Marcia Marcia Marcia!

Glasses make me look positively goofy

Pork chops and applesauce

pkripper001 · 04-18-2015, 10:32 PM

Mom always said Don't play ball in the house. Or is that a misquote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFkxA0P7Q8

Marvo301 · 04-19-2015, 05:56 PM

"Seven silver swans swam silently seaward"

Wawwie · 04-23-2015, 09:21 PM

Greg describing "Hair brained" Harvey Clinger: "He's a double ding-bat!"

Mark Mallard · 05-16-2015, 12:51 AM

A few of my favorites:

Mike: "Intentions are not good enough." (Miss Popularity)
"You didn't chain THE DOOR!!" (The Babysitters)

Greg: "These are my....working threads." (Cyrano de Brady)
"I don't want the All-American Kid taggin' along!" (The Big Bet)
"And you said you were going to be impartial....oh BOY!" (Vote for Brady)

Bobby: "Yeah....I guess women are good for some things." (A-Camping We Will Go)
(impersonating Davy Jones) "Wild about you, baby- I'm WILD ABOUT YOU!" (Getting Davy Jones)

Alice: "Would somebody please tell me what's NOT going on around here?!" (Jan, the Only Child)
"Weeeelllll, genius, no. Chief of Detectives, maybe!" (Where There's Smoke)

Ohio8 · 02-27-2016, 09:34 PM

Cindy: (to Carol) "How can a little kid like me have such a big mouth?"
Carol: "Good question."

opus · 02-27-2016, 09:46 PM

This one's subtle, so I hope I have it right (this might just amuse only me)

When they're in Hawaii and Greg wipes out, the announcer finishes his recap with "The family now searches frantically for Greg, who is nowhere in sight", immediately followed by Mike going , "There he is"

Mark Mallard · 03-09-2016, 12:10 PM

Bobby: "Sounds great, Greg."
-from "Dough Re Mi"

Skip Farnum: "Get out of my house!"
Mike: "This is my house."
-from "And Now a Word from Our Sponsor"

Jan: "It just so happens that I am talking to Gloria, and I am not talking because she's doing the talking! Go ahead, Gloria." (probably messed that one up!)
-from "The Babysitters"

Greg: "You'll be...Phil...Phil Packer- some swingin' guy from another high school!"
-from "Peter and the Wolf"

Greg: "Why didn't you stop me, dad?"
Mike: "Well, son, I think you've learned to stop yourself." (probably messed that one up, too!)
-from "The Dropout"

um · 03-17-2016, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wawwie

Greg describing "Hair brained" Harvey Clinger: "He's a double ding-bat!"

i know someone by that name

Sloper · 03-20-2016, 10:11 PM

"Hey You Guys, Oh My Nose." ~ Marcia Brady

Ohio8 · 07-21-2016, 07:35 PM

Greg (to Marcia): "I'd like to give him a good kick right in his fat little...other end."

um · 07-29-2016, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Greg (to Marcia): "I'd like to give him a good kick right in his fat little...other end."

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That is hard to figure out .
Anyone know what body part he was refferring to?
"Fat, little" only describes the butt.

um · 07-29-2016, 05:58 PM

Alice: I thought you were watching your waistline.
Mike: I am, and it is getting easier to notice.

Ohio8 · 08-02-2016, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by um

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That is hard to figure out .
Anyone know what body part he was refferring to?
"Fat, little" only describes the butt.

Greg was referring to the butt.

Ohio8 · 01-01-2018, 08:51 PM

Greg: "When is she ever gonna grow up?"
Marcia: "When there's nobody left to blab on."
Greg: "Yeah."

04-17-2015, 09:57 PM	#1
sitcomsfan Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Apr 17, 2015 Location: Utah Posts: 3	The Brady Bunch Quotes Marcia Marcia Marcia! Glasses make me look positively goofy Pork chops and applesauce
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04-19-2015, 05:56 PM	#3
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,452	"Seven silver swans swam silently seaward"
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02-27-2016, 09:34 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Cindy: (to Carol) "How can a little kid like me have such a big mouth?" Carol: "Good question."
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03-20-2016, 10:11 PM	#10
Sloper I'd rather be on the slopes. Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 20, 2016 Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario Posts: 45	"Hey You Guys, Oh My Nose." ~ Marcia Brady
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07-21-2016, 07:35 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Greg (to Marcia): "I'd like to give him a good kick right in his fat little...other end."
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04-18-2015, 10:32 PM	#2
pkripper001 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 12, 2014 Location: Florida Posts: 401	Mom always said Don't play ball in the house. Or is that a misquote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFkxA0P7Q8

04-23-2015, 09:21 PM	#4
Wawwie Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 26, 2006 Location: New York Posts: 14,376	Greg describing "Hair brained" Harvey Clinger: "He's a double ding-bat!"

05-16-2015, 12:51 AM	#5
Mark Mallard Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 26, 2013 Location: United States of America Posts: 104	A few of my favorites: Mike: "Intentions are not good enough." (Miss Popularity) "You didn't chain THE DOOR!!" (The Babysitters) Greg: "These are my....working threads." (Cyrano de Brady) "I don't want the All-American Kid taggin' along!" (The Big Bet) "And you said you were going to be impartial....oh BOY!" (Vote for Brady) Bobby: "Yeah....I guess women are good for some things." (A-Camping We Will Go) (impersonating Davy Jones) "Wild about you, baby- I'm WILD ABOUT YOU!" (Getting Davy Jones) Alice: "Would somebody please tell me what's NOT going on around here?!" (Jan, the Only Child) "Weeeelllll, genius, no. Chief of Detectives, maybe!" (Where There's Smoke)

02-27-2016, 09:46 PM	#7
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,146	This one's subtle, so I hope I have it right (this might just amuse only me) When they're in Hawaii and Greg wipes out, the announcer finishes his recap with "The family now searches frantically for Greg, who is nowhere in sight", immediately followed by Mike going , "There he is"

03-09-2016, 12:10 PM	#8
Mark Mallard Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 26, 2013 Location: United States of America Posts: 104	Bobby: "Sounds great, Greg." -from "Dough Re Mi" Skip Farnum: "Get out of my house!" Mike: "This is my house." -from "And Now a Word from Our Sponsor" Jan: "It just so happens that I am talking to Gloria, and I am not talking because she's doing the talking! Go ahead, Gloria." (probably messed that one up!) -from "The Babysitters" Greg: "You'll be...Phil...Phil Packer- some swingin' guy from another high school!" -from "Peter and the Wolf" Greg: "Why didn't you stop me, dad?" Mike: "Well, son, I think you've learned to stop yourself." (probably messed that one up, too!) -from "The Dropout"

07-29-2016, 05:58 PM	#13
um Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 26, 2015 Posts: 906	Alice: I thought you were watching your waistline. Mike: I am, and it is getting easier to notice.

01-01-2018, 08:51 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,899	Greg: "When is she ever gonna grow up?" Marcia: "When there's nobody left to blab on." Greg: "Yeah."