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MA · 09-25-2025, 08:00 AM

Gilligan: What was that stuff you just gave me?
Eunice Wentworth "Lovey" Howell: That will help you sleep, it's a sedative.
Gilligan: Thanks, Mrs. Howell, but you're wasting your time. Those things don't work on me. I remember once...
[falls asleep]

ThisLittlePiggy · 09-25-2025, 09:18 AM

Oh, it's Mrs. Howell.
What a lovely ring.

If you don't mind.

It's never been off her finger
since the day we were merged.

I know this
is a small island.

But that lens could be
in a million places.

On the contrary, according
to my calculations, figuring

the area of impact the angle
of descent and the fact that

the lens is round and will roll,
it has to be in this area.

Alright, if you say so,
but I still say the chances

of finding
that lens are zero.

MA · 09-26-2025, 06:53 PM

Mrs. Howell:

"I just love those old silent pictures and those marvelous silent picture stars."

ThisLittlePiggy · 09-30-2025, 04:53 PM

Who's going to vote
for me over those two
beautiful young girls?

But, my dear,
you're a howell,

and no one
can beat a howell.

Yes, but does everybody
think like a howell?

MA · 09-30-2025, 06:21 PM

Gilligan: Hiya, Professor. What are you doing?

Professor Roy Hinkley: I'm making notes for a book. It's to be a chronicle of our adventures on the island.

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-01-2025, 11:26 AM

Oh, I do hope
they find him.

The social register would
never be the same
without the Howell name.

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-04-2025, 08:09 PM

Skipper: You don't know anything about space.
Gilligan: I do know one thing. You take up more of it than I do.

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-04-2025, 08:09 PM

Professor: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule.
Thurston Howell: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!

MA · 01-13-2026, 09:09 AM

Skipper: We're trying to signal that boat out there?
Gilligan: What boat?
Skipper: The boat out there.
Gilligan: I don't see any boat.
Skipper: Of course you don't.
Gilligan: Do you?
Skipper: No.
Gilligan: Professor, do you see the boat?
Professor: Oh, I can't see it either.
Gilligan: But it's out there, right?
Skipper: Look, Mary Ann saw the boat out there.
Gilligan: Can you see Mary Ann?
Skipper: No. How can I see Mary Ann when she isn't even here?
Gilligan: The same way you can see the boat.

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-13-2026, 08:27 PM

Gilligan: Oh hi Mr. and Mrs. Howell.
Lovey: Is there something wrong Gilligan?
Thurston: Yes yes my boy. You seem like you're in another world.
Gilligan: Mr. Howell don't say that, I want to stay here in this world.
Thurston: Permission granted. HAH!

MA · 01-21-2026, 09:06 AM

Ginger: Mary Ann is under the impression that I've been getting you to do all my work for me.
Skipper: (Looks at camera)
Ginger: So you think so too?! Well, do you know what I think?!
Skipper: I most certainly do!!!

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 04:33 PM

Mrs. Howell: "You, sitting in the middle of the jungle playing a percussion instrument."
Gilligan: "I thought I was playing a drum."
Mrs. Howell: "My dear boy, a drum is a percussion instrument."
Gilligan: "Oh, well, let me percuss for you."

Mrs. Howell: "I'm hungry for music, Gilligan, hungry."
Gilligan: "Care for a drumstick?"

Mrs. Howell: "What's your opinion of 'Brahm's Lullaby?"
Mr. Howell: "Well, it's great if you want to take a nap."

Mr. Howell: "That was to keep them in New England."

Mr. Howell: "I'd like to open up anybody's! fifth."

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Mrs. Howell: "You, sitting in the middle of the jungle playing a percussion instrument."
Gilligan: "I thought I was playing a drum."
Mrs. Howell: "My dear boy, a drum is a percussion instrument."
Gilligan: "Oh, well, let me percuss for you."

Mrs. Howell: "I'm hungry for music, Gilligan, hungry."
Gilligan: "Care for a drumstick?"

Mrs. Howell: "What's your opinion of 'Brahm's Lullaby?"
Mr. Howell: "Well, it's great if you want to take a nap."

Mr. Howell: "That was to keep them in New England."

Mr. Howell: "I'd like to open up anybody's! fifth."

The Skipper: "Why, for five years I the Navy band aboard my destroyer."

Mrs. Howell: "No temper; more tempo."

MA · 05-04-2026, 08:14 AM

Lovey Howell:

"Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop."

09-25-2025, 08:00 AM	#361
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Gilligan: What was that stuff you just gave me? Eunice Wentworth "Lovey" Howell: That will help you sleep, it's a sedative. Gilligan: Thanks, Mrs. Howell, but you're wasting your time. Those things don't work on me. I remember once... [falls asleep]
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05-03-2026, 04:33 PM	#372
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,984	Mrs. Howell: "You, sitting in the middle of the jungle playing a percussion instrument." Gilligan: "I thought I was playing a drum." Mrs. Howell: "My dear boy, a drum is a percussion instrument." Gilligan: "Oh, well, let me percuss for you." Mrs. Howell: "I'm hungry for music, Gilligan, hungry." Gilligan: "Care for a drumstick?" Mrs. Howell: "What's your opinion of 'Brahm's Lullaby?" Mr. Howell: "Well, it's great if you want to take a nap." Mr. Howell: "That was to keep them in New England." Mr. Howell: "I'd like to open up anybody's! fifth."
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09-25-2025, 09:18 AM	#362
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Oh, it's Mrs. Howell. What a lovely ring. If you don't mind. It's never been off her finger since the day we were merged. I know this is a small island. But that lens could be in a million places. On the contrary, according to my calculations, figuring the area of impact the angle of descent and the fact that the lens is round and will roll, it has to be in this area. Alright, if you say so, but I still say the chances of finding that lens are zero.

09-26-2025, 06:53 PM	#363
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Mrs. Howell: "I just love those old silent pictures and those marvelous silent picture stars."

09-30-2025, 04:53 PM	#364
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Who's going to vote for me over those two beautiful young girls? But, my dear, you're a howell, and no one can beat a howell. Yes, but does everybody think like a howell?

09-30-2025, 06:21 PM	#365
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Gilligan: Hiya, Professor. What are you doing? Professor Roy Hinkley: I'm making notes for a book. It's to be a chronicle of our adventures on the island.

10-01-2025, 11:26 AM	#366
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Oh, I do hope they find him. The social register would never be the same without the Howell name.

12-04-2025, 08:09 PM	#367
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Skipper: You don't know anything about space. Gilligan: I do know one thing. You take up more of it than I do.

12-04-2025, 08:09 PM	#368
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Professor: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule. Thurston Howell: Watch your language! You're in the presence of a lady!

01-13-2026, 09:09 AM	#369
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Skipper: We're trying to signal that boat out there? Gilligan: What boat? Skipper: The boat out there. Gilligan: I don't see any boat. Skipper: Of course you don't. Gilligan: Do you? Skipper: No. Gilligan: Professor, do you see the boat? Professor: Oh, I can't see it either. Gilligan: But it's out there, right? Skipper: Look, Mary Ann saw the boat out there. Gilligan: Can you see Mary Ann? Skipper: No. How can I see Mary Ann when she isn't even here? Gilligan: The same way you can see the boat.

01-13-2026, 08:27 PM	#370
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Gilligan: Oh hi Mr. and Mrs. Howell. Lovey: Is there something wrong Gilligan? Thurston: Yes yes my boy. You seem like you're in another world. Gilligan: Mr. Howell don't say that, I want to stay here in this world. Thurston: Permission granted. HAH!

01-21-2026, 09:06 AM	#371
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Ginger: Mary Ann is under the impression that I've been getting you to do all my work for me. Skipper: (Looks at camera) Ginger: So you think so too?! Well, do you know what I think?! Skipper: I most certainly do!!!

05-04-2026, 08:14 AM	#374
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,991	Lovey Howell: "Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop."