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Flying Dutchman · 05-18-2005, 05:24 PM

I found this game on the brady bunch board and thought it would be fun to play here, I give a gilligan island quote and someone gives the ep it was in or a decription of the ep, and then adds their own quote for someone else to do the same and this can go on and on.

GI Quote)
Dont talk to me about the navy im more at home on a boat that any of you. well I think ill go aft (SPLASH)

Munsters#1 · 05-18-2005, 05:55 PM

I don't know the episode title, but I do know that it's in Season 2, and Mr. Howell is the one who said the line. It's the one where they find clothes and makeup and stuff like that. And the old 1920's B&W movie cameria.

ph1l · 05-19-2005, 02:58 AM

Gilligan, there is three kinds of space. The space up there, the space down here.... and the space between your ears.
BTW, the scene where this dialogue came from was cut from the episode recorded off the TV.

gilligan fanatic · 05-19-2005, 07:56 PM

these are all great. I also like from Ghost a Go-Go

Gilligan: You're a big man with a big head and...
Skipper Gilligan!
Gilligan: And a big heart.
Skipper: Oh, thank you.

also from Castaway Pictures Presents

Professor : Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".
Professor: Alright, how many fathoms?
Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.

Tibbs · 05-28-2005, 11:15 PM

SKIPPER: "We're trying to signal that boat out there."
GILLIGAN: "What boat?"
SKIPPER: "The boat out there."
GILLIGAN: "I don't see any boat."
SKIPPER: "Of course you don't."
GILLIGAN: "Do you?"
SKIPPER: "No."
GILLIGAN: "Professor, do you see the boat?"
PROFESSOR: "Oh, I can't see it either."
GILLIGAN: "But it's out there, right?"
SKIPPER: "Look, Mary Ann saw the boat out there!"
GILLIGAN: "Can you see Mary Ann?"
SKIPPER: "No. How can I see Mary Ann when she isn't even here?"
GILLIGAN: "The same way you can see the boat!"

This one was from "Pass the Vegetables, Please."

Flying Dutchman · 05-29-2005, 01:10 AM

I loved that episode pass the vegetables when they grew those radio active seeds and everyones natural abilitys was enhanced.

Professor) and what are you doing here mrs howel?
lovey) when i heard all the noise i became indignant, after all this is not grand central station.
Professor) well this may not be grand central station but everyone is trying to claim the same piece of luggage.

Tibbs · 05-29-2005, 02:05 AM

Ginger: Mary Ann is under the impression that I've been getting you to do
all my work for me.
Skipper: (Looks at camera)
Ginger: So you think so too?! Well, do you know what I think?!
Skipper: I most certainly do!!!

This one was from Seer Gilligan, I love it when Skipper tells (um I mean thinks) people how he really feels.

The Flying Dutchmans · 07-30-2011, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munsters#1

I don't know the episode title, but I do know that it's in Season 2, and Mr. Howell is the one who said the line. It's the one where they find clothes and makeup and stuff like that. And the old 1920's B&W movie cameria.

Episode titled- Castaway Pictures.

(Maryann) "Why don't you look where you're going?"
(Gilligan) "I wasn't going I was just standing."
(Maryann) "Well why are you always standing where other people are going."
(Gilligan) "Why are you mad at me?"
(Maryann) "I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at her." she points to the inside of the hut.
(Gilligan) "Well why are you yelling at me?"
(Maryann) "Because."
(Gilligan) Well that's not a good reason."
(Maryann) "well it's good enoug reason for you." she walks off

(Ginger) "Why can't you learn to speak english?"
(Gilligan) "Because."
(Ginger) "That's no reason."
(Gilligan) "It's good enough for me."

Teebs · 08-06-2011, 12:49 PM

I think this is from Three Million Dollars More Or Less:-

Professor- "He's only going to the other hut. Why does he need his handkerchief?"
Skipper- "To wipe his eyes when he starts crying."
Professor- "What makes you think he's going to start crying?"
Skipper- "Well, because I'm crying right now, and I'll break every bone in his body if he doesn't, because that's the kind of sentimental guy I am!"

east215 · 09-17-2011, 02:29 PM

In the episode "The Second Ginger Grant". Lovey: "Maybe it's raining inside the hut."

Teebs · 09-17-2011, 02:36 PM

From Allergy Time, after Gilligan's had a bath-

"Okay, Skipper. You can come in and smell me now!"

JWood201 · 09-17-2011, 03:17 PM

"Diamonds Are An Ape's Best Friend."

The ape grunts and swats at Mr. Howell as he approaches the cave.
Mr. Howell: "Sir! I am Thurston Howell III!"
Lovey: "I told him that, darling, but he didn't seem at all impressed!"

I laughed so hard when he yelled "Sir!" at the gorilla, I had totally forgotten about that. Oh, Jim.

ph1l · 09-20-2011, 05:19 AM

This is from "Up at Bat". It became a kind of running gag through out the series.

PROFESSOR: Nonsense.

GILLIGAN: It's not nonsense. I saw a movie once, and this bat bit this guy and he turned into a vampire. And he slept in a coffin. And when the full moon came up, he use to rise out of the coffin and he spread his cape and…

SKIPPER: What's the matter Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: I scared myself.

PROFESSOR: All right, all right now just stop right there. I'm surprised at both of you. Grown men, completely unnerved by a silly superstitious fable.

SKIPPER: You mean he won't turn into a Vampire?

PROFESSOR: Gilligan, it was only a movie.

GILLIGAN: Yeah but I saw it three times and it always came out the same way!

ph1l · 12-17-2011, 04:54 AM

From "Ghost a go-go"
GILLIGAN: So it was there too.
MARY ANN: What was there?
GILLIGAN: Oh, maybe it was a traveling door to door salesman.
MARY ANN: On this island?
GILLIGAN: No, what I meant was maybe there was air in your hot water tank.
MARY ANN: Gilligan, we don't have a hot water tank.
GILLIGAN: What I meant was air in your pipes.
MARY ANN: We don't have any pipes either.
GILLIGAN: Maybe you ought to have a talk with your landlord.

William Hogan Jr · 12-18-2011, 10:29 AM

From The Pilot, Two on a Raft and Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk. They just landed on the island. Skipper: Gilligan! Gilligan: Oh my gosh man overboard, I'll save you Skipper! (Jumps off the boat on to the ground) Skipper: The Minnow's been beached! Gilligan: Beached! When the passengers wake up and they expect to be at the Marina what are you going to tell them?[ Skipper: I'll think of something. Gilligan: How are we going to get home? Look at those holes! I'm so happy I could kiss the ground!( Kisses the ground) This Island tastes terrible!

05-18-2005, 05:24 PM	#1
Flying Dutchman Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 16, 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,266	Let's Do GI Quotes I found this game on the brady bunch board and thought it would be fun to play here, I give a gilligan island quote and someone gives the ep it was in or a decription of the ep, and then adds their own quote for someone else to do the same and this can go on and on. GI Quote) Dont talk to me about the navy im more at home on a boat that any of you. well I think ill go aft (SPLASH)
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05-19-2005, 02:58 AM	#3
ph1l Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2004 Posts: 1,362	Gilligan, there is three kinds of space. The space up there, the space down here.... and the space between your ears. BTW, the scene where this dialogue came from was cut from the episode recorded off the TV.
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05-19-2005, 07:56 PM	#4
gilligan fanatic Born to Be Bad Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: down by the Lagoon Posts: 9,954	these are all great. I also like from Ghost a Go-Go Gilligan: You're a big man with a big head and... Skipper Gilligan! Gilligan: And a big heart. Skipper: Oh, thank you. also from Castaway Pictures Presents Professor : Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet? Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms". Professor: Alright, how many fathoms? Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.
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05-28-2005, 11:15 PM	#5
Tibbs Aww! Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 28, 2004 Location: --Stranded on the other side of the island Posts: 380	SKIPPER: "We're trying to signal that boat out there." GILLIGAN: "What boat?" SKIPPER: "The boat out there." GILLIGAN: "I don't see any boat." SKIPPER: "Of course you don't." GILLIGAN: "Do you?" SKIPPER: "No." GILLIGAN: "Professor, do you see the boat?" PROFESSOR: "Oh, I can't see it either." GILLIGAN: "But it's out there, right?" SKIPPER: "Look, Mary Ann saw the boat out there!" GILLIGAN: "Can you see Mary Ann?" SKIPPER: "No. How can I see Mary Ann when she isn't even here?" GILLIGAN: "The same way you can see the boat!" This one was from "Pass the Vegetables, Please."
	__________________ Skipper: Gilligan, why don't you stop that. You don't know anything about space. Gilligan: I know one thing about it. You take up more of it than I do. Skipper: (Talking about Gilligan) I don't dislike him. I mean, it's just that I'd like to kill him every now and then. Gilligan: Mrs. Howell, I might blow up. Lovey: Oh, don't you dare get angry with me! Tibby

09-17-2011, 02:29 PM	#10
east215 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 29, 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 115	In the episode "The Second Ginger Grant". Lovey: "Maybe it's raining inside the hut."
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05-18-2005, 05:55 PM	#2
Munsters#1 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 29, 2004 Posts: 2,928	I don't know the episode title, but I do know that it's in Season 2, and Mr. Howell is the one who said the line. It's the one where they find clothes and makeup and stuff like that. And the old 1920's B&W movie cameria.

05-29-2005, 01:10 AM	#6
Flying Dutchman Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 16, 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,266	I loved that episode pass the vegetables when they grew those radio active seeds and everyones natural abilitys was enhanced. Professor) and what are you doing here mrs howel? lovey) when i heard all the noise i became indignant, after all this is not grand central station. Professor) well this may not be grand central station but everyone is trying to claim the same piece of luggage.

05-29-2005, 02:05 AM	#7
Tibbs Aww! Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 28, 2004 Location: --Stranded on the other side of the island Posts: 380	Ginger: Mary Ann is under the impression that I've been getting you to do all my work for me. Skipper: (Looks at camera) Ginger: So you think so too?! Well, do you know what I think?! Skipper: I most certainly do!!! This one was from Seer Gilligan, I love it when Skipper tells (um I mean thinks) people how he really feels.

08-06-2011, 12:49 PM	#9
Teebs Dusty nut Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2011 Location: Are we there yet? Posts: 454	I think this is from Three Million Dollars More Or Less:- Professor- "He's only going to the other hut. Why does he need his handkerchief?" Skipper- "To wipe his eyes when he starts crying." Professor- "What makes you think he's going to start crying?" Skipper- "Well, because I'm crying right now, and I'll break every bone in his body if he doesn't, because that's the kind of sentimental guy I am!"

09-17-2011, 02:36 PM	#11
Teebs Dusty nut Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2011 Location: Are we there yet? Posts: 454	From Allergy Time, after Gilligan's had a bath- "Okay, Skipper. You can come in and smell me now!"

09-17-2011, 03:17 PM	#12
JWood201 TV Nerd Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Posts: 798	"Diamonds Are An Ape's Best Friend." The ape grunts and swats at Mr. Howell as he approaches the cave. Mr. Howell: "Sir! I am Thurston Howell III!" Lovey: "I told him that, darling, but he didn't seem at all impressed!" I laughed so hard when he yelled "Sir!" at the gorilla, I had totally forgotten about that. Oh, Jim.

09-20-2011, 05:19 AM	#13
ph1l Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2004 Posts: 1,362	This is from "Up at Bat". It became a kind of running gag through out the series. PROFESSOR: Nonsense. GILLIGAN: It's not nonsense. I saw a movie once, and this bat bit this guy and he turned into a vampire. And he slept in a coffin. And when the full moon came up, he use to rise out of the coffin and he spread his cape and… SKIPPER: What's the matter Gilligan? GILLIGAN: I scared myself. PROFESSOR: All right, all right now just stop right there. I'm surprised at both of you. Grown men, completely unnerved by a silly superstitious fable. SKIPPER: You mean he won't turn into a Vampire? PROFESSOR: Gilligan, it was only a movie. GILLIGAN: Yeah but I saw it three times and it always came out the same way!

12-17-2011, 04:54 AM	#14
ph1l Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2004 Posts: 1,362	From "Ghost a go-go" GILLIGAN: So it was there too. MARY ANN: What was there? GILLIGAN: Oh, maybe it was a traveling door to door salesman. MARY ANN: On this island? GILLIGAN: No, what I meant was maybe there was air in your hot water tank. MARY ANN: Gilligan, we don't have a hot water tank. GILLIGAN: What I meant was air in your pipes. MARY ANN: We don't have any pipes either. GILLIGAN: Maybe you ought to have a talk with your landlord.

12-18-2011, 10:29 AM	#15
William Hogan Jr Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 28, 2008 Location: Mayodan, N.C. Posts: 324	From The Pilot, Two on a Raft and Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk. They just landed on the island. Skipper: Gilligan! Gilligan: Oh my gosh man overboard, I'll save you Skipper! (Jumps off the boat on to the ground) Skipper: The Minnow's been beached! Gilligan: Beached! When the passengers wake up and they expect to be at the Marina what are you going to tell them?[ Skipper: I'll think of something. Gilligan: How are we going to get home? Look at those holes! I'm so happy I could kiss the ground!( Kisses the ground) This Island tastes terrible!