Stuff Ward Wouldn't Say - Page 27 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

stevea · 03-22-2026, 07:47 PM

Ward, to Fred: If Gwen ever gets tired of simonizing your chrome dome head, send her over here. She can work on my head anytime.

cd637299 · 03-22-2026, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by stevea

Ward: Do me a favor and lose the pearls. Put on some tight jeans and a form fitting top.

….and maybe 67 years later, you will be clickbait. No, don’t ask me what that is.

cd

stevea · 03-22-2026, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cd637299

….and maybe 67 years later, you will be clickbait. No, don’t ask me what that is.

cd

Possibly slightly over the line, depending on where one's mind goes.

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-23-2026, 01:29 AM

Ward: Get it together, Wally, you need to start playing the field, my man. Live!

cd637299 · 03-23-2026, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevea

Possibly slightly over the line, depending on where one's mind goes.

[I never really thought of it that way, Steve. My apologies if it steered anybody the wrong way.

Let’s face it, we’re now submerged in clickbait now especially if we view YouTube. Especially all the “The Scene that Cancelled (whatever program)!”—while it’s almost always low ratings that does it, with few exceptions like Smothers Bros.*

Bottom line: it’s definitely something Ward wouldn’t say, as the word “clickbait”—-well you know.

Carry on!]

cd

*P.S. —-“The Scene that Got ‘Turn-On’ Cancelled!”? —-you name it!

biffbronson · 03-27-2026, 03:06 PM

Ward: "Why June, I've been having the grey touched up in my hair only for you, dear...! Never mind what Julie Foster said about your having a young, handsome and virile husband!"

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-27-2026, 03:16 PM

Ward: That lady across the street is hot.

biffbronson · 04-03-2026, 10:51 AM

Ward: "Beaver, did you fat-shame Larry recently? Mrs. Mondello is beside herself. She just called claiming he's gone on a starvation diet..."

stevea · 04-03-2026, 03:43 PM

Beaver: Yes, Dad.

Ward: Ah, good. That kid is a fat slob. He eats us out of house and home.

And, her! I'm glad she doesn't come with him--she's even worse.

cd637299 · 04-03-2026, 11:12 PM

Ward: Why, that woman is old enough to be his grandmother.

cd

biffbronson · 04-11-2026, 02:56 PM

Ward, to Fred Rutherford: "You know Fred, Clarence never did drop that 'baby fat' you assured everyone he'd lose years ago..."

03-22-2026, 07:47 PM	#391
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,411	Ward, to Fred: If Gwen ever gets tired of simonizing your chrome dome head, send her over here. She can work on my head anytime.

03-23-2026, 01:29 AM	#394
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,538	Ward: Get it together, Wally, you need to start playing the field, my man. Live!

03-27-2026, 03:06 PM	#396
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,340	Ward: "Why June, I've been having the grey touched up in my hair only for you, dear...! Never mind what Julie Foster said about your having a young, handsome and virile husband!"

03-27-2026, 03:16 PM	#397
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,538	Ward: That lady across the street is hot.

04-03-2026, 10:51 AM	#398
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,340	Ward: "Beaver, did you fat-shame Larry recently? Mrs. Mondello is beside herself. She just called claiming he's gone on a starvation diet..."

04-03-2026, 03:43 PM	#399
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,411	Beaver: Yes, Dad. Ward: Ah, good. That kid is a fat slob. He eats us out of house and home. And, her! I'm glad she doesn't come with him--she's even worse.

04-03-2026, 11:12 PM	#400
cd637299 cd637299 Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 14, 2022 Location: South Florida Posts: 845	Ward: Why, that woman is old enough to be his grandmother. cd

04-11-2026, 02:56 PM	#401
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,340	Ward, to Fred Rutherford: "You know Fred, Clarence never did drop that 'baby fat' you assured everyone he'd lose years ago..."