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stevea · 07-16-2025, 09:51 AM

Chip: I'm sick of your whining, Polly. I'm outta here.

biffbronson · 07-17-2025, 06:20 AM

Polly: "I know I'm too needy and clingy, Chip. But you'll never find anyone who's as wild in the sack as I am...!"

paul.austin · 07-17-2025, 10:52 AM

Uncle Charley = small wee-wee

Polly = wide cooch.

Not a coincidence

biffbronson · 08-01-2025, 11:36 AM

Lisa Wong: "I was so unfair to you Ernie... I have a confession to make: I've fallen madly in love with you, and I want you to father my children...!!!"

stevea · 08-01-2025, 01:20 PM

Ernie: Lisa, my gene pool isn't the greatest. All the guys in my family are bald...I'm adopted you know...and I see having no hair in my future. And we can all barely see past our nose.

And here's the future I see being with you: living in Nag City.

RKORadio · 08-01-2025, 09:38 PM

Lisa: And if you do marry me, you can become Long Wong Silver...

stevea · 08-02-2025, 10:24 AM

Ernie: Compliments will get you somewhere...

biffbronson · 08-03-2025, 09:13 AM

Ray Wong, to his daughter Lisa:

"The Douglas men are irresistible to the women of this family. But I warn you: if you pull a 'slave girl' routine on Ernie like Terri did to Rob, I'm not paying for your wedding...!"

RKORadio · 08-20-2025, 04:45 PM

Promo photos that don't make Dodie look like a bird that has swallowed a plate: but I used AI to fix that.

biffbronson · 08-21-2025, 02:42 PM

You've turned Dodie into a lookalike of the comic character Nancy...!

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stevea · 08-21-2025, 07:48 PM

Other little details were changed--such as the pattern on Beverly's dress, Fred no longer has his hand on Beverly's, color changes and lighting corrections, Demarest's head and eye positions, and his teeth.

RKORadio · 08-21-2025, 08:48 PM

Those other changes was not asked for.

You rang · 09-13-2025, 10:07 PM

Steve: Mind if I smoke?

biffbronson · 03-22-2026, 07:33 AM

Charley: "Ernie, if you get me involved in another taffy pull, I'll wring your scrawny neck!"

07-17-2025, 10:52 AM	#423
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08-01-2025, 09:38 PM	#426
RKORadio Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 18, 2001 Posts: 44	Lisa: And if you do marry me, you can become Long Wong Silver...
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07-16-2025, 09:51 AM	#421
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,164	Chip: I'm sick of your whining, Polly. I'm outta here.

07-17-2025, 06:20 AM	#422
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,266	Polly: "I know I'm too needy and clingy, Chip. But you'll never find anyone who's as wild in the sack as I am...!"

08-01-2025, 11:36 AM	#424
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,266	Lisa Wong: "I was so unfair to you Ernie... I have a confession to make: I've fallen madly in love with you, and I want you to father my children...!!!"

08-01-2025, 01:20 PM	#425
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,164	Ernie: Lisa, my gene pool isn't the greatest. All the guys in my family are bald...I'm adopted you know...and I see having no hair in my future. And we can all barely see past our nose. And here's the future I see being with you: living in Nag City.

08-02-2025, 10:24 AM	#427
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,164	Ernie: Compliments will get you somewhere...

08-03-2025, 09:13 AM	#428
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,266	Ray Wong, to his daughter Lisa: "The Douglas men are irresistible to the women of this family. But I warn you: if you pull a 'slave girl' routine on Ernie like Terri did to Rob, I'm not paying for your wedding...!"

08-20-2025, 04:45 PM	#429
RKORadio Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 18, 2001 Posts: 44	Promo photos that don't make Dodie look like a bird that has swallowed a plate: but I used AI to fix that.

08-21-2025, 02:42 PM	#430
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,266	You've turned Dodie into a lookalike of the comic character Nancy...!

08-21-2025, 07:48 PM	#431
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,164	Other little details were changed--such as the pattern on Beverly's dress, Fred no longer has his hand on Beverly's, color changes and lighting corrections, Demarest's head and eye positions, and his teeth.

08-21-2025, 08:48 PM	#432
RKORadio Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 18, 2001 Posts: 44	Those other changes was not asked for.

09-13-2025, 10:07 PM	#433
You rang Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Apr 12, 2025 Posts: 4	Steve: Mind if I smoke?

03-22-2026, 07:33 AM	#434
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,266	Charley: "Ernie, if you get me involved in another taffy pull, I'll wring your scrawny neck!"