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Old 01-12-2019, 12:43 PM   #1
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Steve: I’m sick of always wearing a suit to work. Starting tomorrow I’m gonna show up on a Nehru jacket and hippie beads!
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Barbara: Steve, I'm sick of your supposed perfection and knowing the answers to everything. I'm leaving you! While I'm at it, you're out of town too much.
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Robbie: Ya know, I’m gonna let my hair grow as long as Katie’s and we’re both moving to Haight-Ashbury.

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Katie: I only have three babies. Rob, we need to have three more right away. I need more to do!
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Steve: I’m tired of using the same old pipe tobacco; I’m going to try some wacky weed instead!
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Katie: We should have named the triplets Stanley, Barry, and Don.
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Mrs. Terry to Sally and Chip: you are such outstanding students I’m going to give each of you a big fat A+!
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Katie: I'm taking the triplets this afternoon for Mohawk haircuts.
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Steve: Chip, when you go over to see Polly, slug Mr. Williams for me, wii you? Then, go ahead and elope.
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Uncle Charlie: I just tried some of that wacky weed you young kids are talking about, I feel so mellow I’ll never be a bellowing grouch again!
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Mrs. Terry to Sally and Chip: you are such outstanding students I’m going to give each of you a big fat A+!
Mrs. Terry to Barbara: I really enjoyed your rant. Maybe next time pound my desk a littler harder.
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UNCLE CHARLIE: "Chip, Ernie get your drones out of my kitchen !"
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Dodie: Victoria says i should move to Milwaukee with her. Also she's being adopted and her new name is Joanie.
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Margaret Williams: Tom, you're such an even-tempered, sensible man. You'll come to realize Polly and Chip belong together.
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Ernie (Season Eleven): Robbie, Chip. You realize that if the opening credits showed a cartoon of our bare feet instead of our shoes, no one would know which of us is the eldest, middle or youngest son!
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