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Ohio8 · 02-17-2022, 11:45 PM

Danny: "This is weird, man! It's like the Twilight Zone."

Kim: "Where I got my money, that's where I spend my money."

Clayton: "I see no humor in denigrating authority,..."

Benson: "Scotty, no man in this room was responsible for that war!"

Jay: "It was a bad time."
Kim: "For all of us."
Scotty: "Yeah."

MA · 02-26-2022, 02:30 PM

Chapman : Mister DeBasie?
Benson DuBois : Dubois, Senator. I think you had me confused with COUNT DeBasie.

BensonFan · 08-27-2022, 05:04 PM

Pete: I didn't splash that old lady on purpose.
Denise: You yelled "10 points!"
Pete: So?
Denise: Well, what was that supposed to mean?
Pete: It was just a joke.
Denise: You know, sometimes I wonder what I see in you.
Pete: Wait a minute, you're gonna break up with me because some old lady has soggy support hose?

FanO'The80s · 02-18-2026, 12:31 AM

From The Lumber Mill
There's nothing to do so Clayton grabs a jump rope & starts jumping rope....Benson joins him in the jump rope
Benson: "C" Your name is Clayton & I think you've gone crazy!

MA · 02-20-2026, 08:53 AM

Benson DuBois: [after Denise tells him she's pregnant] You're gonna make a terrific mother. And Pete will make a fine playmate for the child.

02-17-2022, 11:45 PM	#16
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Danny: "This is weird, man! It's like the Twilight Zone." Kim: "Where I got my money, that's where I spend my money." Clayton: "I see no humor in denigrating authority,..." Benson: "Scotty, no man in this room was responsible for that war!" Jay: "It was a bad time." Kim: "For all of us." Scotty: "Yeah."
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02-26-2022, 02:30 PM	#17
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Chapman : Mister DeBasie? Benson DuBois : Dubois, Senator. I think you had me confused with COUNT DeBasie.
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08-27-2022, 05:04 PM	#18
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	Pete: I didn't splash that old lady on purpose. Denise: You yelled "10 points!" Pete: So? Denise: Well, what was that supposed to mean? Pete: It was just a joke. Denise: You know, sometimes I wonder what I see in you. Pete: Wait a minute, you're gonna break up with me because some old lady has soggy support hose?
	__________________ HEY, SONY: Thank you for Benson, Season 2! Now can we get started on Season 3 plans?

02-18-2026, 12:31 AM	#19
FanO'The80s Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 26, 2022 Location: Earth Posts: 72	From *The Lumber Mill* There's nothing to do so Clayton grabs a jump rope & starts jumping rope....Benson joins him in the jump rope Benson: "C" Your name is Clayton & I think you've gone crazy!

02-20-2026, 08:53 AM	#20
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Benson DuBois: [after Denise tells him she's pregnant] You're gonna make a terrific mother. And Pete will make a fine playmate for the child.