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Ohio8 · 04-18-2017, 07:56 PM

Kraus: "I'm leaving!"
Benson: "Well you're only human; we all have our fears."

BensonFan · 05-26-2017, 06:34 PM

Benson (to Clayton): Don't do anything stupid. Wait, let me rephrase that. Don't do anything, Stupid.

Nordy · 05-26-2017, 09:41 PM

Clayton: You heard it from the horse's mouth.
Benson: And now we're hearing it from the other end.

340wedge · 06-07-2017, 02:23 PM

From the episode: The Buck Stops Here 03/01/86

Benson to Clayton.."Don't do anything stupid" "Wait, let me rephrase that, Don't do anything.....Stupid!"

RetroActive · 08-03-2017, 02:40 PM

Clayton: "Ah, Peter, you brought a change of clothes. Having spaghetti for lunch?"

RetroActive · 08-03-2017, 07:00 PM

(From "Stress," when Pete offers to explain "girl talk" Denise didn't understand in college.)

Clayton: "Oh, this should be fascinating! Minnie goes to Goofy for advice."

(Just love early-seasons snarky Clayton.)

RetroActive · 08-14-2017, 04:25 PM

(From "First Lady," season 2)

Clayton, to Benson: "Notice anything peculiar?"
Marcy: "You sure you want him to answer that?"
***
Clayton, to Benson: "I'm hot. And it's your fault."
Marcy: "You two want to be alone?"

(Love Marcy, too.

)

340wedge · 08-15-2017, 06:48 PM

Kraus renting a video from Video Land...

Kraus: "Hello, I would like to rent an Officer and a Gentleman."

Benson: "But she will settle for a sailor and a six pack!"

Ohio8 · 06-20-2018, 06:13 PM

Benson: (to Clayton)"Back to normal? You've never even been close to normal."

Benson: "...it's people suffering!"
Clayton: "That's what politics is."

Benson: "What in the world is wrong with people?!"

Jessica's ghost: "You see, I have to do a good deed on Earth, so I can qualify for my wings."

JG: "...their energy can send a message through time and space."

JG: "This is 'goodbye,' Benson?"
Benson: "Already?"

JG: "I am positively not dead. I am in a coma somewhere in South America..."

MA · 06-20-2018, 06:20 PM

Pete Downey: I'll never be a hero. I had a chance once. Janine's cat was drowning in the pool and I jumped in to save it. But when I realized I had to give it mouth-to-mouth, I threw it back in.

Ohio8 · 11-30-2018, 07:36 PM

Captain McDermott: "You sure know how to pick 'em, Benson."
Benson: "You sure know to offend 'em."

MA · 12-01-2018, 07:37 AM

Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: I make money the old-fashioned way. I inherit it.

Ohio8 · 09-19-2020, 12:11 PM

Eugene Gatling: "A photographer for the mob? Why would they need a photographer?"
Benson: "Public relations."

Ohio8 · 09-19-2020, 12:13 PM

(Last line of the series.)
Television Reporter: "And the winner is..."

MA · 09-19-2020, 12:16 PM

Gretchen : I'm going out and have myself a wild time.
Benson DuBois : Don't forget your library card.

04-18-2017, 07:56 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Favorite Quotes Kraus: "I'm leaving!" Benson: "Well you're only human; we all have our fears."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

05-26-2017, 06:34 PM	#2
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	Benson (to Clayton): Don't do anything stupid. Wait, let me rephrase that. Don't do anything, Stupid.
	__________________ HEY, SONY: Thank you for Benson, Season 2! Now can we get started on Season 3 plans?

05-26-2017, 09:41 PM	#3
Nordy Gilmore Guy and Proud of it!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 14, 2012 Location: Rockford, IL Posts: 2,590	Clayton: You heard it from the horse's mouth. Benson: And now we're hearing it from the other end.
	__________________ "If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." —Lorelai Gilmore

06-20-2018, 06:20 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Pete Downey: I'll never be a hero. I had a chance once. Janine's cat was drowning in the pool and I jumped in to save it. But when I realized I had to give it mouth-to-mouth, I threw it back in.
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

09-19-2020, 12:11 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Eugene Gatling: "A photographer for the mob? Why would they need a photographer?" Benson: "Public relations."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 02-17-2022 at 11:41 PM.

06-07-2017, 02:23 PM	#4
340wedge Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 09, 2008 Location: New York Posts: 83	From the episode: The Buck Stops Here 03/01/86 Benson to Clayton.."Don't do anything stupid" "Wait, let me rephrase that, Don't do anything.....Stupid!"

08-03-2017, 02:40 PM	#5
RetroActive Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 11, 2014 Location: California Posts: 25	Clayton: "Ah, Peter, you brought a change of clothes. Having spaghetti for lunch?"

08-03-2017, 07:00 PM	#6
RetroActive Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 11, 2014 Location: California Posts: 25	(From "Stress," when Pete offers to explain "girl talk" Denise didn't understand in college.) Clayton: "Oh, this should be fascinating! Minnie goes to Goofy for advice." (Just love early-seasons snarky Clayton.)

08-14-2017, 04:25 PM	#7
RetroActive Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 11, 2014 Location: California Posts: 25	(From "First Lady," season 2) Clayton, to Benson: "Notice anything peculiar?" Marcy: "You sure you want him to answer that?" *** Clayton, to Benson: "I'm hot. And it's your fault." Marcy: "You two want to be alone?" (Love Marcy, too. )

08-15-2017, 06:48 PM	#8
340wedge Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 09, 2008 Location: New York Posts: 83	Kraus renting a video from Video Land... Kraus: "Hello, I would like to rent an Officer and a Gentleman." Benson: "But she will settle for a sailor and a six pack!"

06-20-2018, 06:13 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Benson: (to Clayton)"Back to normal? You've never even been close to normal." Benson: "...it's people suffering!" Clayton: "That's what politics is." Benson: "What in the world is wrong with people?!" Jessica's ghost: "You see, I have to do a good deed on Earth, so I can qualify for my wings." JG: "...their energy can send a message through time and space." JG: "This is 'goodbye,' Benson?" Benson: "Already?" JG: "I am positively not dead. I am in a coma somewhere in South America..."

11-30-2018, 07:36 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Captain McDermott: "You sure know how to pick 'em, Benson." Benson: "You sure know to offend 'em."

12-01-2018, 07:37 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: I make money the old-fashioned way. I inherit it.

09-19-2020, 12:13 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(Last line of the series.) Television Reporter: "And the winner is..."

09-19-2020, 12:16 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Gretchen : I'm going out and have myself a wild time. Benson DuBois : Don't forget your library card.