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MA · 08-09-2025, 08:34 AM

Roscoe: [playing blackjack] I don't have anymore money.
Bonnie: No money? Or no money ON you?
Roscoe: Well, I have some upstairs in my piggy bank.
Bonnie: Well it's not doing you any good up there, is it?

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-09-2025, 09:37 AM

Christy: Some mothers teach their daughters how to bake. Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady.

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-09-2025, 09:38 AM

Christy: Mom, I've watched you lick cocaine crumbs out of a shag carpet.
Bonnie: It's not a sin to be thrifty, dear.

MA · 08-10-2025, 09:17 AM

Marjorie: “We always look at the mountains ahead of us, and we forget the mountains behind us were just as hard to climb.”

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-11-2025, 12:32 AM

Regina: Where do you think Christy is?
Bonnie: I think she's unrolling a fire hose.
Regina: What?
Bonnie: She's dating a fireman.

MA · 09-21-2025, 08:04 AM

Marjorie: "My first reaction was relief. Not shock, not sadness, I felt relief."

08-09-2025, 08:34 AM	#91
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,063	Roscoe: [playing blackjack] I don't have anymore money. Bonnie: No money? Or no money ON you? Roscoe: Well, I have some upstairs in my piggy bank. Bonnie: Well it's not doing you any good up there, is it?
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08-09-2025, 09:37 AM	#92
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,098	Christy: Some mothers teach their daughters how to bake. Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady.

08-09-2025, 09:38 AM	#93
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,098	Christy: Mom, I've watched you lick cocaine crumbs out of a shag carpet. Bonnie: It's not a sin to be thrifty, dear.

08-10-2025, 09:17 AM	#94
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,063	Marjorie: “We always look at the mountains ahead of us, and we forget the mountains behind us were just as hard to climb.”

08-11-2025, 12:32 AM	#95
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,098	Regina: Where do you think Christy is? Bonnie: I think she's unrolling a fire hose. Regina: What? Bonnie: She's dating a fireman.

09-21-2025, 08:04 AM	#96
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 129,063	Marjorie: "My first reaction was relief. Not shock, not sadness, I felt relief."