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Ohio8 · 07-11-2018, 11:05 PM

Bonnie: (to Christy)"Do you know the definition of insanity?"
Christy: "Yeah, I know the definition of insanity, I live with you!"

Ohio8 · 07-11-2018, 11:07 PM

Bonnie: "I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink it I break out in handcuffs."

MA · 07-13-2018, 10:59 AM

This one was said by Jill.

Edison · 07-13-2018, 05:01 PM

Christy: "I can't tell you not to drink and smoke pot because my senior yearbook quote was, ‘Let's drink and smoke pot.’"

AB · 07-13-2018, 06:09 PM

Christy: "Some mothers teach their daughters how to bake. Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady."

MA · 07-13-2018, 06:10 PM

Bonnie: "Mmm...it's not sweet like a tomato or sour like vinegar..."

AB · 07-14-2018, 12:32 PM

A Bonnie quote:

MA · 07-14-2018, 12:34 PM

Bonnie: "Cherry? Squirt? Fleshy? You can't help yourself, can you?

AB · 12-14-2018, 04:44 PM

Patrick and Christy line/quotes:

AB · 12-14-2018, 04:47 PM

Bonnie

MA · 12-19-2018, 09:31 AM

Christy: Violet, I can't tell you not to have sex at your age, because I had sex at your age.
Violet: Mom, I'm not having sex.
Christy: Unh, don't lie to the woman who washes your sheets.

AB · 12-19-2018, 07:43 PM

Christy:

MA · 12-19-2018, 09:49 PM

Bonnie: [Final line: Enters] Oh, I almost forgot. Your daughter thinks she might be pregnant. Call me if you need me.

[Exits]

Ohio8 · 12-21-2018, 08:56 PM

Bonnie: (to Jill)"She really needs to get laid."

Ohio8 · 12-21-2018, 08:59 PM

Christy: "I don't care. I'm breaking bad."

Christy: (to Bonnie)"...I refuse to sit in a car when you have low blood sugar."

Christy: "I'm not comfortable getting horny in front of my mom."

Bonnie: "I swear to God; if I go to jail, it's going to be for murder."

07-11-2018, 11:05 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Favorite Quotes Bonnie: (to Christy)"Do you know the definition of insanity?" Christy: "Yeah, I know the definition of insanity, I live with you!"
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07-13-2018, 10:59 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	This one was said by Jill. Attached Images
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07-13-2018, 05:01 PM	#4
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Christy: "I can't tell you not to drink and smoke pot because my senior yearbook quote was, ‘Let's drink and smoke pot.’" Attached Images

07-14-2018, 12:32 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Bonnie quote: Attached Images

12-14-2018, 04:44 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Patrick and Christy line/quotes: Attached Images

07-11-2018, 11:07 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Bonnie: "I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink it I break out in handcuffs."

07-13-2018, 06:09 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Christy: "Some mothers teach their daughters how to bake. Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady."

07-13-2018, 06:10 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Bonnie: "Mmm...it's not sweet like a tomato or sour like vinegar..."

07-14-2018, 12:34 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Bonnie: "Cherry? Squirt? Fleshy? You can't help yourself, can you?

12-14-2018, 04:47 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Bonnie Attached Images

12-19-2018, 09:31 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Christy: Violet, I can't tell you not to have sex at your age, because I had sex at your age. Violet: Mom, I'm not having sex. Christy: Unh, don't lie to the woman who washes your sheets.

12-19-2018, 07:43 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Christy: Attached Images

12-19-2018, 09:49 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Bonnie: [Final line: Enters] Oh, I almost forgot. Your daughter thinks she might be pregnant. Call me if you need me. [Exits]

12-21-2018, 08:56 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Bonnie: (to Jill)"She really needs to get laid."

12-21-2018, 08:59 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Christy: "I don't care. I'm breaking bad." Christy: (to Bonnie)"...I refuse to sit in a car when you have low blood sugar." Christy: "I'm not comfortable getting horny in front of my mom." Bonnie: "I swear to God; if I go to jail, it's going to be for murder."