Favorite Quotes?

[Ohio8]

Freddie: "We gotta stop meeting like this."

Vinnie: "I'll see you in church, Mrs. Kotter."

Gabe: "...especially her father, Reverend Totsie."

Rosalie: "Wow. He's just as freaky at home as he is in school."

Vinnie: "What was the question?"

Vinnie: "And I thought I was a fast worker."

[Ohio8]

Vinnie: "This is my place, and these, these are my people."

Vinnie: "Voted most likely to take a life."

Vinnie: "He talks when I tell him to talk."

[Ohio8]

Mr. Woodman: "Get bent, Barbarino."

[Ohio8]

(catchphrases.)

Freddie: "Hi there."

Vinnie: "I'm so confused."

[Ohio8]

Arnold: "We're being attacked by Lawrence Welk!!!"

[Ohio8]

Gabe: "... Epstein, the refried matzoh ball king."

[Ohio8]

Gabe: "Yeah, I got it... But I can't get it off the couch."

[Ohio8]

Washington: "...art appreciation class."
Gabe: "Wow. I thought it was Be Kind to Trash Week."

Horshack: "It's a combination ash tray and denture cup."

Washington: "...better known as the Vincent Van Gogh of the ghetto."

Horshack: "I think his manager has turned on him."
Gabe: "That's what happens when you don't tip."

Gabe: "That's the first time I've seen an artist's name of a nose."

Mr. Woodman: "What about morality and public decency? We've got to keep the human body out of the schools!"

Gabe: "I mean, Dolores could really fill out a wall."

Jerry Cronkite: "You guys are all way off."

[Ohio8]

Julie: "On Hannukah, I didn't melt your menorrah, Gabe."

Epstein: "Well, that's why Hannukah's a better holiday, you know?"

[Ohio8]

Epstein: "We almost got into fisticuffs with Carvelli and his gang."

[Ohio8]

Carvelli: "He's your teacher? It's a tough school."

[Ohio8]

Gabe: "Oh, look who it is. Santa Fraud."

Mr. Woodman: "Hey, Barbarino. Up your nose with some mistletoe."

[MA]

Gabe Kotter: "You know what I'm gonna do: I'm going to put a window over there. And a door over there. So then you'll come in through the door!"