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Ohio8 · 08-10-2014, 02:28 PM

Vinnie (to mummy): "Did you get the number of the truck that hit you?"

GrtGzu · 08-11-2014, 09:20 AM

Washington: "Hi There!"

Washington singing: "I don't care what the white mon say - Santa Claus is a blackman"

Ohio8 · 08-17-2014, 11:16 PM

Vinnie: "My father to my mother: 'Now you hit him, Margie, my arm is tired.'"

AB · 08-18-2014, 05:11 PM

Kotter -"Hey Julie, did I ever tell you about my.........

AB · 08-18-2014, 05:14 PM

(Vinnie B. answering a question in class)

Barbarino - "That thing about the french fry phantom."
Kotter - "You mean the Irish Potato Famine?"

Ohio8 · 08-18-2014, 06:06 PM

Mr. Welles: "In your socks with a pound of lox."

Ohio8 · 09-17-2014, 06:33 PM

Judy: "Mr. Woodman, I don't wanna be on the same stage as a Sweathog. I don't even wanna be on the same planet as a Sweathog."

Mr. Woodman: "The voice of a wounded goat."

Judy: "I'd rather be stuck in a shopping cart and run through a car wash." Arnold: "You know, Judy,..."

Judy: "And I'm supposed to be the fairest flower in all of France." Epstein: "Oh yeah? Well you look more like ragweed to me, honey."

Epstein: "Hey, who does she think she is, Tantrum O'Neal?"

Freddie: "We Sweathogs. It's our job."

Ohio8 · 09-17-2014, 06:38 PM

Arnold: "Mr. Kotter. I'm tired of being pushed aside." Gabe: "I understand, Arnold. But there are other ways to prove you're a man besides fighting a big schtarker like Carvelli."

Arnold: "Mr. Kotter, sometimes a man has to stand up for himself, even though he knows he's going to land flat on his back. Haven't you ever felt like that?"

AB · 09-18-2014, 04:19 PM

Mr. Woodman - "Kotter, these kids couldn't pass a blood test without cheating."

AB · 09-18-2014, 04:21 PM

Barbarino - "Love means never having to hear I'm pregnant."

Sonny Carson · 11-26-2014, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrtGzu

Washington: "Hi There!"

Washington singing: "I don't care what the white mon say - Santa Claus is a blackman"

These two are my favorites, but here are other's!

(While sweat hogs are acting like junkies with Vinnie looking at a basketball to fool Freddie)
Vinnie: "No wonder he die, he ain't got no mouth, gimme drugs"!

Epstein: "Hey Mr. Kotter, I got a note!

Ohio8 · 04-18-2015, 09:31 PM

Mr. Woodman (on phone): "If you don't cough up some money for lab animals, the students are gonna start dissecting each other. (hangs up.) That's not a bad idea."

Murray (stands up): "Yeah. He say it high-class rotgut."

Epstein (to Miss Tremaine): "Are you accusin' Arnold Horsack of not havin' a personality?"

Arnold (drunk): "The only real problem I've got is findin' a new set of friends."

pkripper001 · 04-18-2015, 10:50 PM

Barbarino - ''I'M so confussed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29BoqCMRBFk

AB · 04-19-2015, 06:00 PM

Mr. Woodman: "There's only one system here, you're free to do as you're told."

Ohio8 · 04-23-2015, 06:51 PM

Vinnie: "I'm gonna put my head in Epstein's locker." Arnold: "Okay but hold your breath it's murder in there."

Julie (to Mr. Woodman): "You have another appointment." Mr. Woodman: "I don't care; I have low blood sugar. If I don't eat on time I get grumpy."

08-10-2014, 02:28 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Favorite Quotes? Vinnie (to mummy): "Did you get the number of the truck that hit you?"
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08-18-2014, 06:06 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Mr. Welles: "In your socks with a pound of lox."
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09-17-2014, 06:38 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Arnold: "Mr. Kotter. I'm tired of being pushed aside." Gabe: "I understand, Arnold. But there are other ways to prove you're a man besides fighting a big schtarker like Carvelli." Arnold: "Mr. Kotter, sometimes a man has to stand up for himself, even though he knows he's going to land flat on his back. Haven't you ever felt like that?"
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08-11-2014, 09:20 AM	#2
GrtGzu Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 05, 2012 Location: Ohio Posts: 203	Washington: "Hi There!" Washington singing: "I don't care what the white mon say - Santa Claus is a blackman"

08-17-2014, 11:16 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Vinnie: "My father to my mother: 'Now you hit him, Margie, my arm is tired.'"

08-18-2014, 05:11 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Kotter -"Hey Julie, did I ever tell you about my.........

08-18-2014, 05:14 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	(Vinnie B. answering a question in class) Barbarino - "That thing about the french fry phantom." Kotter - "You mean the Irish Potato Famine?"

09-17-2014, 06:33 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Judy: "Mr. Woodman, I don't wanna be on the same stage as a Sweathog. I don't even wanna be on the same planet as a Sweathog." Mr. Woodman: "The voice of a wounded goat." Judy: "I'd rather be stuck in a shopping cart and run through a car wash." Arnold: "You know, Judy,..." Judy: "And I'm supposed to be the fairest flower in all of France." Epstein: "Oh yeah? Well you look more like ragweed to me, honey." Epstein: "Hey, who does she think she is, Tantrum O'Neal?" Freddie: "We Sweathogs. It's our job."

09-18-2014, 04:19 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mr. Woodman - "Kotter, these kids couldn't pass a blood test without cheating."

09-18-2014, 04:21 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Barbarino - "Love means never having to hear I'm pregnant."

04-18-2015, 09:31 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Mr. Woodman (on phone): "If you don't cough up some money for lab animals, the students are gonna start dissecting each other. (hangs up.) That's not a bad idea." Murray (stands up): "Yeah. He say it high-class rotgut." Epstein (to Miss Tremaine): "Are you accusin' Arnold Horsack of not havin' a personality?" Arnold (drunk): "The only real problem I've got is findin' a new set of friends."

04-18-2015, 10:50 PM	#13
pkripper001 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 12, 2014 Location: Florida Posts: 401	Barbarino - ''I'M so confussed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29BoqCMRBFk

04-19-2015, 06:00 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mr. Woodman: "There's only one system here, you're free to do as you're told."

04-23-2015, 06:51 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Vinnie: "I'm gonna put my head in Epstein's locker." Arnold: "Okay but hold your breath it's murder in there." Julie (to Mr. Woodman): "You have another appointment." Mr. Woodman: "I don't care; I have low blood sugar. If I don't eat on time I get grumpy."