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MA · 01-21-2022, 09:11 AM

[Laura just admitted that she told a TV audience Alan Brady is bald]

Rob Petrie: Well did you know it was a secret?

Laura Petrie: Yes.

Rob Petrie: Oh sure, what's the fun of telling something if it's not a secret?

treky · 01-22-2022, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MA

[Laura just admitted that she told a TV audience Alan Brady is bald]

Rob Petrie: Well did you know it was a secret?

Laura Petrie: Yes.

Rob Petrie: Oh sure, what's the fun of telling something if it's not a secret?

from the same episode.

Laura to Alan Brady

"Well Alan there must be needy bald people!"

MA · 01-22-2022, 07:02 AM

Alan Brady:
[re note about letting go of the staff] Didn't you see I crumpled it up?

Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell:
[inspects paper] Yeah that's his crumple!

AB · 01-22-2022, 08:29 PM

Rob & Sally:

AB · 01-24-2022, 09:04 PM

Rob:

AB · 02-06-2022, 06:49 PM

Rob & Laura:

Ohio8 · 04-20-2022, 09:41 PM

Rob: "When was the last time you saw a want ad for a bullfighter?"

MA · 04-26-2022, 12:29 PM

Mel Cooley: Rob, I did not come here to get insulted.
Buddy Sorrell: Oh? Where do you usually go to get insulted? I'll go anyplace.

AB · 04-26-2022, 07:12 PM

Rob:

Ohio8 · 10-05-2022, 06:57 PM

(First lines of the series.)
Laura: (singing)"... on the sidewalks of New York. (answers telephone)Hello? Why are you sending him home?"

MA · 11-22-2022, 10:27 AM

Aunt Agnes

"If your heart is where the sky is bluest, then the sound of winter's twilight will be your friend."

Ohio8 · 05-07-2024, 08:23 PM

Alan: "What do I know from style?"

Laura: (to Rob)"... Alan's really gonna play you?"
Alan: "And Rob won't have to shave his head. I'll wear a toupee."

Jerry: "Hey, who's gonna play me?"
Millie: "Your part'll be cartoon."

(Last lines of the series.)
Millie: "Laura's so pretty, and if Martha Diller's gonna play her, who's gonna play me?"
Sally: "Ohhh, come on."

MA · 07-12-2025, 07:48 AM

Rob Petrie: [Sally, Buddy, Rob and Laura are staying in a haunted cabin, all four are in the same bed because they are scared of the ghost] It's been over two hours and nothing strange or unusual has happened.
Sally Rogers: Oh, really? What do you call four grown people sleeping in the same bed with their clothes on?

01-21-2022, 09:11 AM	#31
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	[Laura just admitted that she told a TV audience Alan Brady is bald] Rob Petrie: Well did you know it was a secret? Laura Petrie: Yes. Rob Petrie: Oh sure, what's the fun of telling something if it's not a secret?
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01-22-2022, 08:29 PM	#34
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rob & Sally: Attached Images

01-24-2022, 09:04 PM	#35
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rob: Attached Images

02-06-2022, 06:49 PM	#36
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rob & Laura: Attached Images

04-20-2022, 09:41 PM	#37
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Rob: "When was the last time you saw a want ad for a bullfighter?"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

01-22-2022, 07:02 AM	#33
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Alan Brady: [re note about letting go of the staff] Didn't you see I crumpled it up? Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: [inspects paper] Yeah that's his crumple!

04-26-2022, 12:29 PM	#38
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Mel Cooley: Rob, I did not come here to get insulted. Buddy Sorrell: Oh? Where do you usually go to get insulted? I'll go anyplace.

04-26-2022, 07:12 PM	#39
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rob: Attached Images

10-05-2022, 06:57 PM	#40
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(First lines of the series.) Laura: (singing)"... on the sidewalks of New York. (answers telephone)Hello? Why are you sending him home?"
	Last edited by Ohio8; 09-02-2024 at 11:50 AM.

11-22-2022, 10:27 AM	#41
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Aunt Agnes "If your heart is where the sky is bluest, then the sound of winter's twilight will be your friend."

05-07-2024, 08:23 PM	#42
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Alan: "What do I know from style?" Laura: (to Rob)"... Alan's really gonna play you?" Alan: "And Rob won't have to shave his head. I'll wear a toupee." Jerry: "Hey, who's gonna play me?" Millie: "Your part'll be cartoon." (Last lines of the series.) Millie: "Laura's so pretty, and if Martha Diller's gonna play her, who's gonna play me?" Sally: "Ohhh, come on."

07-12-2025, 07:48 AM	#43
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Rob Petrie: [Sally, Buddy, Rob and Laura are staying in a haunted cabin, all four are in the same bed because they are scared of the ghost] It's been over two hours and nothing strange or unusual has happened. Sally Rogers: Oh, really? What do you call four grown people sleeping in the same bed with their clothes on?