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Ohio8 · 06-20-2018, 10:08 PM

Buddy: "...and remember, a friend in need is a pest."

(Mel enters.)
Buddy: "How do you like that? We're lookin' for a finish -- here he is."

(Mel and Mel's cousin, Maxwell, enter.)
Buddy: "Look at this. Will the real baldy please stand up?"
(Maxwell laughs.)

Buddy: (to Sally)"This guy'll laugh at anything. Watch." (To Maxwell): "Shoe horn." (Maxwell laughs.)

Mel: "You see, Maxwell doesn't have any overhead."
Buddy: "And it runs in the family, don't it, Curly?"

MA · 06-21-2018, 06:18 AM

Laura Petrie: You wanna end up another Dwight Heatherton, go ahead!
Rob Petrie: Who's that?
Laura Petrie: Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity.
Rob Petrie: Then how do you know him?
Laura Petrie: Oh Rob, he's *famous*.

Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 08:11 PM

Buddy: "There he goes, folks, the great American emblem: The bald eagle."
Mel: "Yech."

Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 08:12 PM

Laura's catchphrase: "Oh, Rob!"

MA · 07-14-2018, 08:13 PM

Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Rob, I can't tell you how much.

Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: You can't tell us how much four and four are.

Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Yech!

Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 08:13 PM

(Repeated lines)
Alan: "Shut up, Mel!"
Mel: "Yes, sir."

MA · 07-14-2018, 08:18 PM

Rob Petrie: At least I'll prove one thing tonight: Television writers marry the prettiest girls.

AB · 07-29-2019, 04:46 PM

Rob & Laura:

AB · 02-10-2020, 07:44 PM

Sally & Buddy:

MA · 02-10-2020, 07:46 PM

Rob Petrie: Laura, there is no reason for your behavior!
Laura Petrie: There is every reason for my behavior — I'm angry!
Rob Petrie: Angry, yes, because I wouldn't behave like a puppet! Because I felt a responsibility to my employer!
Laura Petrie: For heaven's sake, Rob, that's not why I'm angry. I realize you have to do what you think is right. I wouldn't respect you if you let yourself get pushed around by anyone, including me.

Ohio8 · 05-07-2020, 05:29 PM

Buddy: "That's what I like to see. Another guy fightin' with his wife."

Rob: "Boy, do I feel married today."

Mel: "Yuck!"
Buddy: "All right; I'll get you something to settle your stomach."

Laura: "...even a mild concussion is nothing to laugh at."

MA · 05-07-2020, 05:32 PM

Sally Rogers: "It's just like my Aunt Agnes always says..."

Ohio8 · 05-31-2020, 02:17 PM

Mel: "I wish I could hide."
Buddy: "Hey, quick, grow some hair."

(Mel enters.)
Buddy: "There he is, folks, the poor man's nobody."

Mel: "I'm about at my wit's end!"
Buddy: "Well, that's a short trip."

Ohio8 · 05-31-2020, 02:24 PM

Buddy: "The whole world is waiting for a headline."

Buddy: "... he must be suffering from a pain in the cash register."

Rob: "There's a good reason to call, right there."

Laura: (to Rob)"I think you're back in jeopardy."

Rob: "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! And so do I."

Rob: "But Richard, when people get bigger, they things they do wrong get bigger. And very often they just can't be allowed to continue doin' the wrong things they do!"

treky · 06-01-2020, 03:49 AM

Laura: "Well Alan, there must be some needy bald people."

06-20-2018, 10:08 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Post Your Favorite Quotes Here Buddy: "...and remember, a friend in need is a pest." (Mel enters.) Buddy: "How do you like that? We're lookin' for a finish -- here he is." (Mel and Mel's cousin, Maxwell, enter.) Buddy: "Look at this. Will the real baldy please stand up?" (Maxwell laughs.) Buddy: (to Sally)"This guy'll laugh at anything. Watch." (To Maxwell): "Shoe horn." (Maxwell laughs.) Mel: "You see, Maxwell doesn't have any overhead." Buddy: "And it runs in the family, don't it, Curly?"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

06-21-2018, 06:18 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Laura Petrie: You wanna end up another Dwight Heatherton, go ahead! Rob Petrie: Who's that? Laura Petrie: Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity. Rob Petrie: Then how do you know him? Laura Petrie: Oh Rob, he's famous.
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07-29-2019, 04:46 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rob & Laura: Attached Images

02-10-2020, 07:44 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Sally & Buddy: Attached Images

06-01-2020, 03:49 AM	#15
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	Laura: "Well Alan, there must be some needy bald people."
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

07-14-2018, 08:11 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Buddy: "There he goes, folks, the great American emblem: The bald eagle." Mel: "Yech."

07-14-2018, 08:12 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Laura's catchphrase: "Oh, Rob!"

07-14-2018, 08:13 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Rob, I can't tell you how much. Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: You can't tell us how much four and four are. Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Yech!

07-14-2018, 08:18 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Rob Petrie: At least I'll prove one thing tonight: Television writers marry the prettiest girls.

02-10-2020, 07:46 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Rob Petrie: Laura, there is no reason for your behavior! Laura Petrie: There is every reason for my behavior — I'm angry! Rob Petrie: Angry, yes, because I wouldn't behave like a puppet! Because I felt a responsibility to my employer! Laura Petrie: For heaven's sake, Rob, that's not why I'm angry. I realize you have to do what you think is right. I wouldn't respect you if you let yourself get pushed around by anyone, including me.

05-07-2020, 05:29 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Buddy: "That's what I like to see. Another guy fightin' with his wife." Rob: "Boy, do I feel married today." Mel: "Yuck!" Buddy: "All right; I'll get you something to settle your stomach." Laura: "...even a mild concussion is nothing to laugh at."

05-07-2020, 05:32 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Sally Rogers: "It's just like my Aunt Agnes always says..."

05-31-2020, 02:17 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mel: "I wish I could hide." Buddy: "Hey, quick, grow some hair." (Mel enters.) Buddy: "There he is, folks, the poor man's nobody." Mel: "I'm about at my wit's end!" Buddy: "Well, that's a short trip."

05-31-2020, 02:24 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Buddy: "The whole world is waiting for a headline." Buddy: "... he must be suffering from a pain in the cash register." Rob: "There's a good reason to call, right there." Laura: (to Rob)"I think you're back in jeopardy." Rob: "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! And so do I." Rob: "But Richard, when people get bigger, they things they do wrong get bigger. And very often they just can't be allowed to continue doin' the wrong things they do!"