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Ohio8 · 12-27-2024, 08:36 PM

Hogan: "Colonel Klink, you're an evil man."
Klink: "Yes, I am. And it makes me feel good allll over."

Ohio8 · 12-27-2024, 08:38 PM

Klink: "In my army, we don't protest, we obey orders."

Klink: "The gall! of that man. Insolence, pure insolence."

Hogan: "You sure run a friendly gas station."

Ohio8 · 01-02-2025, 11:22 PM

Klink: "Gentlemen, to a successful visit."

MA · 05-05-2025, 08:42 AM

General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [to Klink and Schultz] You two are the only ones that could bring the Third Reich to it's knees.

Ohio8 · 05-06-2025, 11:51 PM

Hogan: "The Iron Eagle just got his tail caught in the barbed wire."

Newkirk: "No wonder you people lost the last war."

MA · 05-07-2025, 08:19 AM

[Newkirk and Carter are found near the camp fence]
Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Throw away the key.
Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything?
Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor.

12-27-2024, 08:36 PM	#376
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hogan: "Colonel Klink, you're an evil man." Klink: "Yes, I am. And it makes me feel good allll over."
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12-27-2024, 08:38 PM	#377
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Klink: "In my army, we don't protest, we obey orders." Klink: "The gall! of that man. Insolence, pure insolence." Hogan: "You sure run a friendly gas station."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 01-02-2025 at 11:20 PM.

05-05-2025, 08:42 AM	#379
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [to Klink and Schultz] You two are the only ones that could bring the Third Reich to it's knees.
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01-02-2025, 11:22 PM	#378
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Klink: "Gentlemen, to a successful visit."

05-06-2025, 11:51 PM	#380
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hogan: "The Iron Eagle just got his tail caught in the barbed wire." Newkirk: "No wonder you people lost the last war."

05-07-2025, 08:19 AM	#381
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	[Newkirk and Carter are found near the camp fence] Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Throw away the key. Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything? Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor.