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Ohio8 · 12-29-2016, 05:45 PM

Schultz: (to LeBeau)"Ah you're a better cook than my wife."
LeBeau: "Merci!"

Ohio8 · 12-29-2016, 05:47 PM

Klink: "You can never be nice to a German."

Klink: (to Hogan)"You call those funny stories?"
Hogan: "I laughed."
Klink: "Dis-missed."

AB · 12-31-2016, 05:35 PM

Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape...
Hogan: Yeah?
Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you.

AB · 12-31-2016, 05:37 PM

Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Throw away the key.
Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything?
Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor.

Ohio8 · 04-18-2017, 07:47 PM

Hogan: "I wouldn't wish that spot on a leopard."

Ohio8 · 04-26-2017, 10:20 PM

Hogan: "This window's closed."

Hogan: "That was no lady...That was your spy."

Ohio8 · 04-26-2017, 10:21 PM

Klink: "Now what do you have to say about my tea party, Hogan?"
Hogan: "One lump or two, sir?"

AB · 04-27-2017, 04:40 PM

Klink: - "Those prisoners will be released over my dead body."
Hogan: - "It's a deal!"

Ohio8 · 07-06-2017, 10:49 PM

Hogan: "Never argue with the foreman."

AB · 07-07-2017, 04:49 PM

Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant.
Schultz: Oh, I can handle that.
Colonel Klink: I know.

Ohio8 · 07-25-2017, 08:17 PM

Carter: "What's a sticky wicket?"
Hogan: "It's the British version of 'Up the creek without a paddle.'"

AB · 07-26-2017, 06:45 PM

Guard: Nein!
Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now.

Ohio8 · 07-27-2017, 10:27 PM

Crittendon: "...my mind is like a camera."
Newkirk: "Yeah, but how're you fixed for film?"

Ohio8 · 10-18-2017, 07:11 PM

Hogan: (to Schultz) "The recruiting sergeant who signed you up could be shot for sabotage."

Ohio8 · 12-12-2017, 11:29 PM

Hogan: "Another day, another bomb."

Klink: "The train will blow up?"
Hogan: "Only if you believe."

12-29-2016, 05:45 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Quotes Thread Schultz: (to LeBeau)"Ah you're a better cook than my wife." LeBeau: "Merci!"
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12-29-2016, 05:47 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Klink: "You can never be nice to a German." Klink: (to Hogan)"You call those funny stories?" Hogan: "I laughed." Klink: "Dis-missed."
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12-31-2016, 05:35 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape... Hogan: Yeah? Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you.

12-31-2016, 05:37 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Throw away the key. Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything? Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor.

04-18-2017, 07:47 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hogan: "I wouldn't wish that spot on a leopard."

04-26-2017, 10:20 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hogan: "This window's closed." Hogan: "That was no lady...That was your spy."

04-26-2017, 10:21 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Klink: "Now what do you have to say about my tea party, Hogan?" Hogan: "One lump or two, sir?"

04-27-2017, 04:40 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Klink: - "Those prisoners will be released over my dead body." Hogan: - "It's a deal!"

07-06-2017, 10:49 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hogan: "Never argue with the foreman."

07-07-2017, 04:49 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. Schultz: Oh, I can handle that. Colonel Klink: I know.

07-25-2017, 08:17 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Carter: "What's a sticky wicket?" Hogan: "It's the British version of 'Up the creek without a paddle.'"

07-26-2017, 06:45 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Guard: Nein! Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now.

07-27-2017, 10:27 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Crittendon: "...my mind is like a camera." Newkirk: "Yeah, but how're you fixed for film?"

10-18-2017, 07:11 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hogan: (to Schultz) "The recruiting sergeant who signed you up could be shot for sabotage."

12-12-2017, 11:29 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hogan: "Another day, another bomb." Klink: "The train will blow up?" Hogan: "Only if you believe."