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Peg: Al, guess what? Marcy is pregnant.
Al: Well, congratulations Marcy, now you can finally be fitted for a bra. Marcy: That's right, Al, but I don't need to explain to you what it's like to carry around small things. |
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Phillip: "Eat hot Gucci, pal."
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"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd |
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Marcy: Oh, Al. You don't need to give me anything. But I would like to give something to you: five fingers of DEATH!
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Ariel: "I'm good at games, except I always lose at strip poker."
Al: "This is a matter of life, or sex." |
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[Al and Steve see beautiful women in the lingerie store.]
Al: I knew women looked like that. I knew it. I knew it. |
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Kelly: "Down yours, Bud."
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Kelly: I don't want to sit around the house all day and sleep. It's like being at school.
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Bud: "So many women, so little time."
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Al: "Damn mannequins look like hookers."
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“Well, I guess it's true what they say: you are what you marry.”
— Al Bundy |
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Kelly: "I don't need a ticket. I'm young, available, and I look like this!"
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“You're a dead man. Today is the first day of the end of your life.”
— Al Bundy |
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Al: "I may not know art, but I know what I like."
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Al: "I'm not gay!"
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Al: Hand me the remote please.
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