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Ohio8 · 11-09-2019, 11:26 PM

Marcy: (to the Bundys) "Even to people like you, Election Day is very important."

Ohio8 · 11-09-2019, 11:28 PM

Kelly: "She couldn't turn a boy on with a switch."

Ohio8 · 11-09-2019, 11:29 PM

Bud: "Any chair she sits in is an easy chair!"

Ohio8 · 11-09-2019, 11:31 PM

Kelly: "Thank you, Joanie and the Hep Cats."

MA · 11-27-2019, 04:23 PM

Woman: Excuse me but am I invisible?

Al Bundy: Possibly from Pluto.

Ohio8 · 01-10-2020, 06:02 PM

Kelly: "Sorry I don't have time for the full massage. Maybe next time."

MA · 01-10-2020, 06:27 PM

Al: When a Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves.

Ohio8 · 01-11-2020, 11:51 AM

Al: "I hate Lucy."

Ohio8 · 01-26-2020, 11:40 PM

Vinnie: "... but I digest."

MA · 02-05-2020, 01:14 PM

Kelly: [on Seven] He's not even a real Bundy.

Ohio8 · 03-10-2020, 07:59 PM

Al: "My kingdom for a drive-by."

MA · 03-10-2020, 08:35 PM

Bud: Mom, that's just what you say about Dad!

Ohio8 · 03-30-2020, 09:09 PM

Al: "Untalented and ungrateful flash in the pan..."

MA · 03-30-2020, 09:11 PM

Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from high school.

Ohio8 · 04-10-2020, 08:53 PM

Al: (sarcastic) "Another Hallmark moment."

11-09-2019, 11:26 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	One liners Marcy: (to the Bundys) "Even to people like you, Election Day is very important."
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11-27-2019, 04:23 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Woman: Excuse me but am I invisible? Al Bundy: Possibly from Pluto.
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11-09-2019, 11:28 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Kelly: "She couldn't turn a boy on with a switch."

11-09-2019, 11:29 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Bud: "Any chair she sits in is an easy chair!"

11-09-2019, 11:31 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Kelly: "Thank you, Joanie and the Hep Cats."

01-10-2020, 06:02 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Kelly: "Sorry I don't have time for the full massage. Maybe next time."

01-10-2020, 06:27 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Al: When a Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves.

01-11-2020, 11:51 AM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Al: "I hate Lucy."

01-26-2020, 11:40 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Vinnie: "... but I digest."

02-05-2020, 01:14 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Kelly: [on Seven] He's not even a real Bundy.

03-10-2020, 07:59 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Al: "My kingdom for a drive-by."

03-10-2020, 08:35 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Bud: Mom, that's just what you say about Dad!

03-30-2020, 09:09 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Al: "Untalented and ungrateful flash in the pan..."

03-30-2020, 09:11 PM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Shirley: I don't care what your little ruler says, I've been a seven since I graduated from high school.

04-10-2020, 08:53 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Al: (sarcastic) "Another Hallmark moment."