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tcr1701 · 01-22-2022, 07:26 PM

(from season 3 "Three Wishes")

DARRIN: Bad news.

ENDORA: I resent you addressing me like that.

DARRIN: I wasn't addressing you. I just said "bad news."

ENDORA: You were looking at me.

DARRIN: If the shoe fits.

ENDORA: I'm warning you, shoes can kick.

AB · 01-22-2022, 10:32 PM

Endora:

tcr1701 · 02-05-2022, 10:23 AM

from season 9 ep. 29 "Turn On The Old Charm"

Samantha: "Married life is never humdrum when you're stuck with such a dumb-dumb. Samantha Stephens number 86."

MA · 02-06-2022, 06:51 PM

“Darrin Stephens: But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear.

Samantha Stephens: And no jury will convict you.”

tcr1701 · 02-18-2022, 02:54 PM

Season 4 episode "Cheap, Cheap"

DARRIN: You left the outside light on.

SAMANTHA: Of course, so you could see your way in from the garage. I always do.

DARRIN: Well, between the time you turned it on and I got home, you wasted an awful lot of electricity. It might be worth installing a switch so the light can be turned on from the garage.

SAMANTHA: Well, why be so extravagant? You drive your car into the garage and honk your horn say, three times. I'll allow a few seconds for you to get out of the car. And then I'll turn on the outside light.

DARRIN: You can joke if you want to. But electricity doesn't grow on trees, you know.

SAMANTHA: That's right. It grows on telephone poles.

AB · 02-18-2022, 07:57 PM

Uncle Arthur : [to Darrin] "Look, I don't tell you about advertising, so don't tell me about witchcraft, please."

tcr1701 · 02-24-2022, 09:01 PM

Season 2 - "The Joker is a Card"

DARRIN: Hi Mom!

ENDORA: How are you, Darrin?

DARRIN: Darren!?

ENDORA: Your name is unfamiliar to you?

DARRIN: No, but I thought it was unfamiliar to you.

Endora: I'll make an agreement with you. I'll try to remember your name if you promise to never call me "Mom."

Ohio8 · 11-19-2023, 12:19 AM

Endora: "We're quicksilver, a fleeting shadow, a distant sound. Our home has no boundaries from which we cannot pass. We live in music, and a flash of color. We live on the wind, and the sparkle of a star."

MA · 03-31-2024, 03:14 PM

Samantha: Try to control your temper. Remember, "Peace on earth, goodwill to men" includes witches.

01-22-2022, 10:32 PM	#122
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Endora: Attached Images

02-06-2022, 06:51 PM	#124
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	“Darrin Stephens: But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear. Samantha Stephens: And no jury will convict you.”
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

02-18-2022, 07:57 PM	#126
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Uncle Arthur : [to Darrin] "Look, I don't tell you about advertising, so don't tell me about witchcraft, please." Attached Images

11-19-2023, 12:19 AM	#128
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Endora: "We're quicksilver, a fleeting shadow, a distant sound. Our home has no boundaries from which we cannot pass. We live in music, and a flash of color. We live on the wind, and the sparkle of a star."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd Last edited by Ohio8; 04-06-2024 at 10:13 PM.

01-22-2022, 07:26 PM	#121
tcr1701 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2012 Posts: 461	(from season 3 "Three Wishes") DARRIN: Bad news. ENDORA: I resent you addressing me like that. DARRIN: I wasn't addressing you. I just said "bad news." ENDORA: You were looking at me. DARRIN: If the shoe fits. ENDORA: I'm warning you, shoes can kick.

02-05-2022, 10:23 AM	#123
tcr1701 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2012 Posts: 461	from season 9 ep. 29 "Turn On The Old Charm" Samantha: "Married life is never humdrum when you're stuck with such a dumb-dumb. Samantha Stephens number 86."

02-18-2022, 02:54 PM	#125
tcr1701 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2012 Posts: 461	Season 4 episode "Cheap, Cheap" DARRIN: You left the outside light on. SAMANTHA: Of course, so you could see your way in from the garage. I always do. DARRIN: Well, between the time you turned it on and I got home, you wasted an awful lot of electricity. It might be worth installing a switch so the light can be turned on from the garage. SAMANTHA: Well, why be so extravagant? You drive your car into the garage and honk your horn say, three times. I'll allow a few seconds for you to get out of the car. And then I'll turn on the outside light. DARRIN: You can joke if you want to. But electricity doesn't grow on trees, you know. SAMANTHA: That's right. It grows on telephone poles.

02-24-2022, 09:01 PM	#127
tcr1701 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2012 Posts: 461	Season 2 - "The Joker is a Card" DARRIN: Hi Mom! ENDORA: How are you, Darrin? DARRIN: Darren!? ENDORA: Your name is unfamiliar to you? DARRIN: No, but I thought it was unfamiliar to you. Endora: I'll make an agreement with you. I'll try to remember your name if you promise to never call me "Mom."

03-31-2024, 03:14 PM	#129
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Samantha: Try to control your temper. Remember, "Peace on earth, goodwill to men" includes witches.