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Jude The Obscure · 02-06-2009, 11:18 PM

This thread will be used for anytime we like or laughed or just want to say something from Bewitched. You have to post who said it though, don't just throw a random line and expect everyone to know it. My quotes may not be word for word, but that's okay......as long we all get the general drift

Darrin: "From now on, we will have nothing but leftovers. In fact, I prefer them!"

Samantha: "Oh........alright...from now on...we'll have leftovers. If I can just figure out what they will be leftover from!"

Serena: "Moonthatch Inn, where perfection reigns and the sun a never sets!"

Samantha: "Meaning what?"

Serena: "Meaning the next time you need a stand-in, do me a favor and call a theatrical agent!"

Darrin: "We just want to live normal, peaceful everyday lives"
Endora: "Young man, what is normal to you is to us asenine"

catlover79 · 02-07-2009, 01:44 AM

Gladys: It's about the Civil War. The North won!! (re: Abner's book)

MickeyMac · 02-07-2009, 03:35 PM

Louise: Dont you think its undignified for a man your age to have a lifetime subscribtion to a magazine like that?

Larry: It has interesting articles

Louise: Sure and the all fold out

Larry: I mean it has intellectual content

Louise: You mean the girls wear glasses?

catlover79 · 02-07-2009, 03:48 PM

Darrin: I'm sorry, Sam. I've become accustomed to my face.

catlover79 · 02-08-2009, 02:00 AM

Sam to Darrin: All right! Go back to your friendly bartender with your mouth full of olives!!

MickeyMac · 02-08-2009, 04:39 PM

Larry: You son of a gun.

catlover79 · 02-08-2009, 04:53 PM

Endora: Oh, Durwood, you're such a...mortal!!

MickeyMac · 02-08-2009, 06:13 PM

Darrin: I want my old face back!!!!!, I want my old face back!!!!

catlover79 · 02-08-2009, 06:52 PM

Darrin: SAMANTHA!!!!! or SAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

catlover79 · 02-08-2009, 08:17 PM

Darrin: There is nothing worse than a flying lie! Lying fly!

Jude The Obscure · 02-08-2009, 11:59 PM

Endora: Young man, be grateful that you are not this minute, an artichoke!

Darrin: What shall we serve our guests?
Samantha: How bout veal birds?
Darrin: What's veal birds?
Samanatha: Fake chicken legs on a stick, made of ground veal
Darrin: Sounds tasty.
Samantha: AND CHEAP!

Tabitha: Mommy, sick?
Darrin: No, Daddy is.

catlover79 · 02-09-2009, 12:02 AM

Darrin: Anyway, I've already been granted my biggest wish.
Samantha: What's that?
Darrin: You.

Jude The Obscure · 02-09-2009, 12:40 PM

Serena: Well, well, if it isn't tall, dark and mortal!

Samantha: Mother, why don't you do like the wind and blow?
Endora: SAMANTHA!!!
Samantha: Ooops!

Darrin: You were friendlier on our first date.
Endora (in background): SAMANTHA!!!
Samantha: (agahst): I WAS NOT!!

OOliver · 02-09-2009, 04:02 PM

I remember there was an episode which Uncle Arthur had a dog. Someone asked (I think it was Sam):

"Is he trained?"
Uncle Arthur - "Only to kill."

MickeyMac · 02-09-2009, 09:12 PM

Samantha "Oh my stars"

02-06-2009, 11:18 PM	#1
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,519	Random Bewitched Quotes This thread will be used for anytime we like or laughed or just want to say something from Bewitched. You have to post who said it though, don't just throw a random line and expect everyone to know it. My quotes may not be word for word, but that's okay......as long we all get the general drift Darrin: "From now on, we will have nothing but leftovers. In fact, I prefer them!" Samantha: "Oh........alright...from now on...we'll have leftovers. If I can just figure out what they will be leftover from!" Serena: "Moonthatch Inn, where perfection reigns and the sun a never sets!" Samantha: "Meaning what?" Serena: "Meaning the next time you need a stand-in, do me a favor and call a theatrical agent!" Darrin: "We just want to live normal, peaceful everyday lives" Endora: "Young man, what is normal to you is to us asenine"

02-07-2009, 01:44 AM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Gladys: It's about the Civil War. The North won!! (re: Abner's book)
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02-09-2009, 12:02 AM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Darrin: Anyway, I've already been granted my biggest wish. Samantha: What's that? Darrin: You.
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02-07-2009, 03:35 PM	#3
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	Louise: Dont you think its undignified for a man your age to have a lifetime subscribtion to a magazine like that? Larry: It has interesting articles Louise: Sure and the all fold out Larry: I mean it has intellectual content Louise: You mean the girls wear glasses?

02-07-2009, 03:48 PM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Darrin: I'm sorry, Sam. I've become accustomed to my face.

02-08-2009, 02:00 AM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Sam to Darrin: All right! Go back to your friendly bartender with your mouth full of olives!!

02-08-2009, 04:39 PM	#6
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	Larry: You son of a gun.

02-08-2009, 04:53 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Endora: Oh, Durwood, you're such a...mortal!!

02-08-2009, 06:13 PM	#8
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	Darrin: I want my old face back!!!!!, I want my old face back!!!!

02-08-2009, 06:52 PM	#9
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Darrin: SAMANTHA!!!!! or SAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

02-08-2009, 08:17 PM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Darrin: There is nothing worse than a flying lie! Lying fly!

02-08-2009, 11:59 PM	#11
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,519	Endora: Young man, be grateful that you are not this minute, an artichoke! Darrin: What shall we serve our guests? Samantha: How bout veal birds? Darrin: What's veal birds? Samanatha: Fake chicken legs on a stick, made of ground veal Darrin: Sounds tasty. Samantha: AND CHEAP! Tabitha: Mommy, sick? Darrin: No, Daddy is.

02-09-2009, 12:40 PM	#13
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,519	Serena: Well, well, if it isn't tall, dark and mortal! Samantha: Mother, why don't you do like the wind and blow? Endora: SAMANTHA!!! Samantha: Ooops! Darrin: You were friendlier on our first date. Endora (in background): SAMANTHA!!! Samantha: (agahst): I WAS NOT!!

02-09-2009, 04:02 PM	#14
OOliver Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 28, 2009 Location: Providence RI Posts: 569	I remember there was an episode which Uncle Arthur had a dog. Someone asked (I think it was Sam): "Is he trained?" Uncle Arthur - "Only to kill."

02-09-2009, 09:12 PM	#15
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	Samantha "Oh my stars"