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Ohio8 · 07-10-2023, 06:52 PM

Sam: "Well, these things happen."
Oliver: (angrily)"Only in Hooterville!"

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-10-2023, 11:44 PM

Yeah, the, uh,
sign outside said that
this was a post office.

That's right.
Zip code number 40516½.

Ohio8 · 09-03-2023, 02:48 PM

Eb: "Holy mozarella. This is good!"

Oliver: "Feed it to the boy fink."

Oliver: "What magazine? Popular Heartburn?"

Lisa: "Oh, you know, that's that show where this old man has struck oil in the hills, and he packed up his kit and he's moved his whole caboodle to Beverly Hills, which really isn't a hill, but it's near to California."

ThisLittlePiggy · 09-10-2023, 02:59 PM

Look, why doesn't he go
to Las Vegas with the five
and see if he can run it up?

Arnold doesn't gamble anymore
since he lost all that money
playing the horses.

Ohio8 · 10-14-2023, 05:07 PM

Uncle Joe: "I don't explain technical details, I just report the facts."

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-15-2023, 01:53 PM

- Look, Eb,
did you get the pickers?
- No, sir.

- Why not?
- I don't know what kind
to get:

apple pickers,
hard-boiled egg pickers,

orange pickers,
banana pickers
or coconut pickers.

Ohio8 · 11-19-2023, 12:52 AM

Eunice: "It's hereditary. His father used to see pink elephants. He was a liberal Republican."

Eunice: "His father never saw anything like that, no matter how long a binge he was on."

Eunice: "Who has this month in the crack-up pool?"

Eunice: "Oh, Lisa darling, I do wish you'd move back to America."

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-19-2023, 01:06 PM

It's Arnold.

What's the matter
with him?

He's in love.
[ Squeaky Honk ]

Will you stop
that honking?
So he's in love?

Who's the lucky girl?
Her name is Cynthia.

Cynthia? That's a pretty
fancy name for a pig.

That's what
all the honking is about.

She isn't a pig.
She's a "basket" hound.

A basket hound?

You know, with the long ears
and the sad eyes.

Oh, a basset hound.

Ohio8 · 12-14-2023, 08:47 PM

Eb: "What am I entitled to? Nothin'?"
Oliver: "That sounds about right."

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-09-2024, 09:10 AM

Fred Ziffel: "I know he's dead. I went to his funeral."

Oliver: "Are you sure?"

Fred Ziffel: "I don't know how they do things in New York but around here they don't give a man a funeral unless he needs one."

MA · 03-23-2024, 09:12 AM

Hank Kimball: Your secret is safe with me. Even if I'm captured I won't talk. They can beat me...they can torture me...they can even brainwash me.

Oliver: That wouldn't take any more than a damp towel.

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-23-2024, 09:38 AM

Now here's the
way Oscar works.

He hangs around
old fences and stuff

and mingles with the bad crows

making them believe
that he's one of them.

MA · 03-31-2024, 08:18 AM

Eustace Charleton Haney: [as he and Mr. Ziffel are going into Oliver's house] Make sure you wipe yer feet. Fred Ziffel: You don't ever wipe YOUR feet!

stevea · 03-31-2024, 02:29 PM

Oliver: What the? ....

ThisLittlePiggy · 04-04-2024, 02:36 PM

My name's Douglas, Oliver Wendell Douglas.

Douglas Oliver Wendell Douglas? You've got enough names there for two fellas!

07-10-2023, 06:52 PM	#301
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Sam: "Well, these things happen." Oliver: (angrily)"Only in Hooterville!"
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03-23-2024, 09:12 AM	#311
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,322	Hank Kimball: Your secret is safe with me. Even if I'm captured I won't talk. They can beat me...they can torture me...they can even brainwash me. Oliver: That wouldn't take any more than a damp towel.
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07-10-2023, 11:44 PM	#302
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,858	Yeah, the, uh, sign outside said that this was a post office. That's right. Zip code number 40516½.

09-03-2023, 02:48 PM	#303
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Eb: "Holy mozarella. This is good!" Oliver: "Feed it to the boy fink." Oliver: "What magazine? Popular Heartburn?" Lisa: "Oh, you know, that's that show where this old man has struck oil in the hills, and he packed up his kit and he's moved his whole caboodle to Beverly Hills, which really isn't a hill, but it's near to California."

09-10-2023, 02:59 PM	#304
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,858	Look, why doesn't he go to Las Vegas with the five and see if he can run it up? Arnold doesn't gamble anymore since he lost all that money playing the horses.

10-14-2023, 05:07 PM	#305
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Uncle Joe: "I don't explain technical details, I just report the facts."

10-15-2023, 01:53 PM	#306
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,858	- Look, Eb, did you get the pickers? - No, sir. - Why not? - I don't know what kind to get: apple pickers, hard-boiled egg pickers, orange pickers, banana pickers or coconut pickers.

11-19-2023, 12:52 AM	#307
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Eunice: "It's hereditary. His father used to see pink elephants. He was a liberal Republican." Eunice: "His father never saw anything like that, no matter how long a binge he was on." Eunice: "Who has this month in the crack-up pool?" Eunice: "Oh, Lisa darling, I do wish you'd move back to America."

11-19-2023, 01:06 PM	#308
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,858	It's Arnold. What's the matter with him? He's in love. [ Squeaky Honk ] Will you stop that honking? So he's in love? Who's the lucky girl? Her name is Cynthia. Cynthia? That's a pretty fancy name for a pig. That's what all the honking is about. She isn't a pig. She's a "basket" hound. A basket hound? You know, with the long ears and the sad eyes. Oh, a basset hound.

12-14-2023, 08:47 PM	#309
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,914	Eb: "What am I entitled to? Nothin'?" Oliver: "That sounds about right."

01-09-2024, 09:10 AM	#310
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,858	Fred Ziffel: "I know he's dead. I went to his funeral." Oliver: "Are you sure?" Fred Ziffel: "I don't know how they do things in New York but around here they don't give a man a funeral unless he needs one."

03-23-2024, 09:38 AM	#312
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,858	Now here's the way Oscar works. He hangs around old fences and stuff and mingles with the bad crows making them believe that he's one of them.

03-31-2024, 08:18 AM	#313
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,322	Eustace Charleton Haney: [as he and Mr. Ziffel are going into Oliver's house] Make sure you wipe yer feet. Fred Ziffel: You don't ever wipe YOUR feet!

03-31-2024, 02:29 PM	#314
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,488	Oliver: What the? ....

04-04-2024, 02:36 PM	#315
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,858	My name's Douglas, Oliver Wendell Douglas. Douglas Oliver Wendell Douglas? You've got enough names there for two fellas!