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AB · 07-15-2022, 07:36 PM

Bob:

MA · 07-17-2022, 07:07 PM

Jake: Don't try sneaking a smoke, cause I already talked to Margaret and Linda. I have eyes everywhere.

wayfarer · 07-27-2022, 12:24 AM

Becker:

60 bucks for salad and ice tea...I may never get over this!! (LOL)

**Episode where Becker goes out with Reggie and double dates and Reggie uses Becker's credit card to split the bill...

AB · 07-27-2022, 06:42 PM

Becker:

MA · 07-27-2022, 07:11 PM

Reggie Kostas: Becker, you know so little about women it's hard to believe you actually came from one!
Dr. John Becker: Hey, that was the best relationship with a woman I ever had! My mother fed me, kept me warm and we didn't have to talk all the time!
Jake Malinak: Revenge is a big part of your life, isn't it?
Dr. John Becker: You kidding me? It's the best part of waking up!

Ohio8 · 04-17-2023, 08:01 PM

John: "I've been to Disneyland; more kids is not the answer."

Margaret: (to John)"So someone finally shot you."
John: "I always thought it'd be you, Margaret."
Margaret: "So did I."

John: (to Dr. Carson)"You know something? You surgeons are nothing more than glorified mechanics; you don't have the compassion it takes to treat a real person."

Ohio8 · 08-30-2023, 09:41 PM

Linda: (to Margaret)"You don't have to bite my head off."
Margaret: "Like I need more empty calories."

Linda: "Heyy. You told me Goldie went to live on a farm."

John: "Circle of life, Margaret, circle of life."

John: "A thousand bucks for a hole in the wall."

Ohio8 · 02-11-2024, 12:55 AM

Jimmy: "Hey, I'm not a scalper, all right? I'm an entertainment consultant."

Linda: "That's tonight, and I'm the angel."

Margaret: "Let's get the dead-beat file."

Jimmy: "I should've sold bootleg T shirts like my mother wanted."

Reggie: "One burger, no flavor, coming up."

Margaret: "Yeah. A few people who really like cake."

Reggie: "Just apologize, Becker, and let's get out of here."

John: "He could be dissecting his thoracic aorta."

John: "Why does everything happen to me?"

wayfarer · 03-13-2024, 08:26 PM

Becker: "Linda, Reggie and he's married? How much abuse does one guy need!!"

MA · 03-30-2024, 03:02 PM

Bob: Becker, I just had a great idea!
Dr. John Becker: The first one's always exciting, isn't it?

ThisLittlePiggy · 03-30-2024, 03:15 PM

Did Linda take my stapler?

That was an emergency. You try hemming a skirt on the subway.

MA · 03-30-2024, 03:38 PM

Dr. John Becker: I bought pancake tickets. I came to a pancake breakfast. If it has yet to occur to you, I want pancakes.

07-15-2022, 07:36 PM	#46
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Bob: Attached Images

07-17-2022, 07:07 PM	#47
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Jake: Don't try sneaking a smoke, cause I already talked to Margaret and Linda. I have eyes everywhere.
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07-27-2022, 06:42 PM	#49
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04-17-2023, 08:01 PM	#51
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	John: "I've been to Disneyland; more kids is not the answer." Margaret: (to John)"So someone finally shot you." John: "I always thought it'd be you, Margaret." Margaret: "So did I." John: (to Dr. Carson)"You know something? You surgeons are nothing more than glorified mechanics; you don't have the compassion it takes to treat a real person."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

07-27-2022, 12:24 AM	#48
wayfarer Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 06, 2021 Location: Melbourne Posts: 34	Becker: 60 bucks for salad and ice tea...I may never get over this!! (LOL) **Episode where Becker goes out with Reggie and double dates and Reggie uses Becker's credit card to split the bill...

07-27-2022, 07:11 PM	#50
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Reggie Kostas: Becker, you know so little about women it's hard to believe you actually came from one! Dr. John Becker: Hey, that was the best relationship with a woman I ever had! My mother fed me, kept me warm and we didn't have to talk all the time! Jake Malinak: Revenge is a big part of your life, isn't it? Dr. John Becker: You kidding me? It's the best part of waking up!

08-30-2023, 09:41 PM	#52
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Linda: (to Margaret)"You don't have to bite my head off." Margaret: "Like I need more empty calories." Linda: "Heyy. You told me Goldie went to live on a farm." John: "Circle of life, Margaret, circle of life." John: "A thousand bucks for a hole in the wall."

02-11-2024, 12:55 AM	#53
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Jimmy: "Hey, I'm not a scalper, all right? I'm an entertainment consultant." Linda: "That's tonight, and I'm the angel." Margaret: "Let's get the dead-beat file." Jimmy: "I should've sold bootleg T shirts like my mother wanted." Reggie: "One burger, no flavor, coming up." Margaret: "Yeah. A few people who really like cake." Reggie: "Just apologize, Becker, and let's get out of here." John: "He could be dissecting his thoracic aorta." John: "Why does everything happen to me?"

03-13-2024, 08:26 PM	#54
wayfarer Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 06, 2021 Location: Melbourne Posts: 34	Becker: "Linda, Reggie and he's married? How much abuse does one guy need!!"

03-30-2024, 03:02 PM	#55
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Bob: Becker, I just had a great idea! Dr. John Becker: The first one's always exciting, isn't it?

03-30-2024, 03:15 PM	#56
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,284	Did Linda take my stapler? That was an emergency. You try hemming a skirt on the subway.

03-30-2024, 03:38 PM	#57
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,127	Dr. John Becker: I bought pancake tickets. I came to a pancake breakfast. If it has yet to occur to you, I want pancakes.