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Ohio8 · 07-17-2018, 09:03 PM

John: "I'd kill for that!"

John: "That's what shrinks and alcohol are for."

John: "I don't know why people wait to Christmas to kill themselves."

Chris: "Since when do you drink so much?
John: "Since Lizzie Borden showed up for Thanksgiving."

Chris: (to Grace)"...first you need to get off your back."

AB · 07-18-2018, 04:46 PM

A Becker quote:

AB · 07-19-2018, 05:39 PM

A Linda quote:

MA · 07-20-2018, 07:52 AM

Linda: What do you have against the New York City Marathon?
Dr. John Becker: The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.

AB · 07-20-2018, 06:31 PM

Margaret: "So someone finally shot you."
Becker: "Yeah, I always thought it would be you, Margaret."
Margaret: "So did I."

MA · 07-20-2018, 06:32 PM

Reggie Kostas: Don't you have an ounce of romance in your soul?!
Jake Malinak: What makes you think he even has a soul?!
Dr. John Becker: Oh please, romance is like the cheese in a mousetrap; it's what baits you into position so the metal bar of reality can come snapping down on your neck!
Reggie Kostas: You're just upset because you were unlucky in love.
Dr. John Becker: I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky in court.

AB · 07-21-2018, 03:38 PM

Linda: "What do you have against the New York City Marathon?"

Becker: "The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back."

MA · 07-21-2018, 03:56 PM

[Melvin, Vinny's Lawyer asked Margaret a question after she had sworn the truth on the Bible]

Margaret: Was that a real Bible?

[talking to Becker]

Margaret: I'm sorry, John, I have to tell the truth.

Dr. John Becker: [pointing to the jury] You know they can hear you?

MA · 07-21-2018, 03:56 PM

Regina "Reggie" Kostas: You're really a miserable human being.
Dr. John Becker: Doesn't mean I'm not right

AB · 07-22-2018, 03:41 PM

A Becker & Margaret quote/line:

MA · 07-25-2018, 01:36 PM

A Linda quote:

Linda: I had a message for Margaret but I can't find it.

AB · 07-25-2018, 07:01 PM

Linda : "Where have you two been? You know I should never be left in charge!"

MA · 07-27-2018, 08:24 AM

Dr. John Becker: Since when do you wear glasses?
Linda: I don't.
Dr. John Becker: Then what are those?
Linda: They just look good, they don't do anything.
Dr. John Becker: Yeah, well, you'd be the expert on that

AB · 07-31-2019, 06:05 PM

Chris & Becker:

MA · 08-04-2019, 05:40 AM

Dr. John Becker: I have to check on Mr. Nielsen. You know, I don't see what the problem is. These numbers aren't that bad.

07-17-2018, 09:03 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,896	Favorite Quotes John: "I'd kill for that!" John: "That's what shrinks and alcohol are for." John: "I don't know why people wait to Christmas to kill themselves." Chris: "Since when do you drink so much? John: "Since Lizzie Borden showed up for Thanksgiving." Chris: (to Grace)"...first you need to get off your back."
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07-18-2018, 04:46 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Becker quote: Attached Images

07-19-2018, 05:39 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Linda quote: Attached Images

07-20-2018, 07:52 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Linda: What do you have against the New York City Marathon? Dr. John Becker: The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back.
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07-21-2018, 03:56 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Regina "Reggie" Kostas: You're really a miserable human being. Dr. John Becker: Doesn't mean I'm not right
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07-20-2018, 06:31 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Margaret: "So someone finally shot you." Becker: "Yeah, I always thought it would be you, Margaret." Margaret: "So did I."

07-20-2018, 06:32 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Reggie Kostas: Don't you have an ounce of romance in your soul?! Jake Malinak: What makes you think he even has a soul?! Dr. John Becker: Oh please, romance is like the cheese in a mousetrap; it's what baits you into position so the metal bar of reality can come snapping down on your neck! Reggie Kostas: You're just upset because you were unlucky in love. Dr. John Becker: I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky in court.

07-21-2018, 03:38 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Linda: "What do you have against the New York City Marathon?" Becker: "The Marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back."

07-22-2018, 03:41 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Becker & Margaret quote/line: Attached Images

07-25-2018, 01:36 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	A Linda quote: Linda: I had a message for Margaret but I can't find it.

07-25-2018, 07:01 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Linda : "Where have you two been? You know I should never be left in charge!"

07-27-2018, 08:24 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Dr. John Becker: Since when do you wear glasses? Linda: I don't. Dr. John Becker: Then what are those? Linda: They just look good, they don't do anything. Dr. John Becker: Yeah, well, you'd be the expert on that

07-31-2019, 06:05 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Chris & Becker: Attached Images

08-04-2019, 05:40 AM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,160	Dr. John Becker: I have to check on Mr. Nielsen. You know, I don't see what the problem is. These numbers aren't that bad.