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ThisLittlePiggy · 04-09-2022, 02:32 PM

Spence, nice bowling tonight, cutie. Gosh, the man can't run, he can't jump.
He can barely walk, but, damn it, he can roll a ball.

MA · 05-05-2022, 07:34 AM

Spence Olchin:
We should've robbed this house 45 minutes ago.

Danny Heffernan:
I had to get my allergy shot.

Spence Olchin:
We're not robbing a cat!

Ijustwantchocolate · 07-06-2022, 09:21 AM

“Ah, Paris. I haven't been back there since we liberated her in '44. The City Of Lights knew peace once more. I also got the clap, but that's another story for another time.”

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-06-2022, 01:20 PM

Hey, you want some breakfast? In a surprising twist, I actually made more than I can eat.

MA · 07-06-2022, 05:21 PM

Carrie Heffernan:
[on machine] It's me. Listen, real quick, there's a pie in the fridge. It's for my book club, please don't touch it. Doug... please.

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-09-2022, 09:21 PM

They're clean, reasonably presentable.

I know, and they don't even smell.

And we're downwind.

MA · 07-11-2022, 03:15 PM

Joe Heffernan:
You're out of your mind!

Arthur Spooner:
I've never been more in my mind!

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-11-2022, 04:32 PM

Arthur Spooner. Remember me?

I filled in for your archery
instructor at camp wigwam.

Oh, for God's sakes,
I mentored you!

Fine. See you in hell!

AB · 07-11-2022, 07:05 PM

Carrie: Somebody called you fatty Mcbutter pants?

MA · 07-14-2022, 06:36 AM

Carrie Heffernan:
Bad news ...

Doug Heffernan:
If it's about being out of mini-donuts, I'm aware, and I am not happy.

ThisLittlePiggy · 10-09-2023, 01:20 PM

Wow. They broke up a
****-fighting ring in Brooklyn.

Now they're gonna have to put
all the chickens to sleep.

That makes me kind of sad.

And yet you can
suck on a drumstick

till it sparkles.

MA · 03-30-2024, 03:15 PM

[Arthur is moving up to sleep in the room next to Carrie and Doug's bedroom]
Arthur Spooner: Well, hello there, neighbor!
Doug Heffernan: Hello. Why did he call me neighbor?
Carrie Spooner Heffernan: I'm moving him up here tonight, the basement was freezing.
Doug Heffernan: How freezing?

05-05-2022, 07:34 AM	#362
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Spence Olchin: We should've robbed this house 45 minutes ago. Danny Heffernan: I had to get my allergy shot. Spence Olchin: We're not robbing a cat!
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07-11-2022, 07:05 PM	#369
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Carrie: Somebody called you fatty Mcbutter pants? Attached Images

04-09-2022, 02:32 PM	#361
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,640	Spence, nice bowling tonight, cutie. Gosh, the man can't run, he can't jump. He can barely walk, but, damn it, he can roll a ball.

07-06-2022, 09:21 AM	#363
Ijustwantchocolate Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 27, 2019 Posts: 40	“Ah, Paris. I haven't been back there since we liberated her in '44. The City Of Lights knew peace once more. I also got the clap, but that's another story for another time.”

07-06-2022, 01:20 PM	#364
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,640	Hey, you want some breakfast? In a surprising twist, I actually made more than I can eat.

07-06-2022, 05:21 PM	#365
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Carrie Heffernan: [on machine] It's me. Listen, real quick, there's a pie in the fridge. It's for my book club, please don't touch it. Doug... please.

07-09-2022, 09:21 PM	#366
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,640	They're clean, reasonably presentable. I know, and they don't even smell. And we're downwind.

07-11-2022, 03:15 PM	#367
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Joe Heffernan: You're out of your mind! Arthur Spooner: I've never been more in my mind!

07-11-2022, 04:32 PM	#368
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,640	Arthur Spooner. Remember me? I filled in for your archery instructor at camp wigwam. Oh, for God's sakes, I mentored you! Fine. See you in hell!

07-14-2022, 06:36 AM	#370
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Carrie Heffernan: Bad news ... Doug Heffernan: If it's about being out of mini-donuts, I'm aware, and I am not happy.

10-09-2023, 01:20 PM	#371
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,640	Wow. They broke up a ****-fighting ring in Brooklyn. Now they're gonna have to put all the chickens to sleep. That makes me kind of sad. And yet you can suck on a drumstick till it sparkles.

03-30-2024, 03:15 PM	#372
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	[Arthur is moving up to sleep in the room next to Carrie and Doug's bedroom] Arthur Spooner: Well, hello there, neighbor! Doug Heffernan: Hello. Why did he call me neighbor? Carrie Spooner Heffernan: I'm moving him up here tonight, the basement was freezing. Doug Heffernan: How freezing?