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HuntingtonM15 · 07-17-2004, 02:21 PM

I thought it would be a good idea to make a thread of KOQ quotes. Whenever you hear a good one or think of one, feel free to post it here. That way we can capture some of the best and/or funniest KOQ moments.

HuntingtonM15 · 07-17-2004, 02:23 PM

Arthur: Well, time for work. The pretzel store awaits.
Doug: Off to the salt mines, huh?
Arthur: I don't follow.
Doug: It's just an expression. Plus, you work in a pretzel store.
Arthur: (confused look)
Doug: Pretzels have salt...
Arthur: Well, that's 10 seconds of my life I'm never getting back.

from episode Parent Trapped

HuntingtonM15 · 07-17-2004, 02:42 PM

Doug: Listen, Carrie's not gonna make it home for dinner, so I'm gonna order us some pizza.
Arthur: From where?
Doug: From Sal's.
Arthur: Sal's?! Have you lost your mind?!
Doug: Ok, not Sal's. Then from where?
Arthur: Little neighborhood joint called Domeeno's.
Doug: (pauses) Domino's?
Arthur: Yeah, that's it.
Doug: All right, what's the number.
Arthur: (quickly) One-seven-one-eight-one-one-sixty-eight-o-eleven.
Doug: Look, I have way too many numbers, ok?
Arthur: I gave you the area code!
Doug: We're in the area code! I don't need to dial it.
Arthur: Ok, ready?
Doug: I'm ready.
Arthur: One-one-sixty-eight...
Doug: Ok, you know what? How about a little phone number rhythm.
Arthur: I got it.
Doug: Ok.
Arthur: One...
Doug: (dials) Yeah.
Arthur: Six...
Doug: (dials) Yep.
Arthur: teen...

a bit long, but still hilarious.

Classic Doug and Arthur material!

from episode The Rock

ChameleonX · 07-18-2004, 06:40 PM

LOL! Those were two good ones. I'll be sure to post when I can come up with the exact lines.

KingOfQueensGurl · 07-19-2004, 11:50 AM

Arthur:excuse me, officer. You ever kill a man?
officer:what????
Carrie:dad?
Arthur:you know some low life you got cornered in an ally,hes thrown down is gun, hes beggin for mercy,but you just enter your clip right into him anyway. you figure whos know! Oh you make me sick!!!!

matygirl · 07-20-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HuntingtonM15
Doug: Listen, Carrie's not gonna make it home for dinner, so I'm gonna order us some pizza.
Arthur: From where?
Doug: From Sal's.
Arthur: Sal's?! Have you lost your mind?!
Doug: Ok, not Sal's. Then from where?
Arthur: Little neighborhood joint called Domeeno's.
Doug: (pauses) Domino's?
Arthur: Yeah, that's it.
Doug: All right, what's the number.
Arthur: (quickly) One-seven-one-eight-one-one-sixty-eight-o-eleven.
Doug: Look, I have way too many numbers, ok?
Arthur: I gave you the area code!
Doug: We're in the area code! I don't need to dial it.
Arthur: Ok, ready?
Doug: I'm ready.
Arthur: One-one-sixty-eight...
Doug: Ok, you know what? How about a little phone number rhythm.
Arthur: I got it.
Doug: Ok.
Arthur: One...
Doug: (dials) Yeah.
Arthur: Six...
Doug: (dials) Yep.
Arthur: teen...

a bit long, but still hilarious. Classic Doug and Arthur material!

from episode The Rock

LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!

I'm still laughing about it! LMAO!!

HuntingtonM15 · 08-01-2004, 03:46 AM

Arthur: You're not throwing out these rubber bands, are you?
Carrie: They're all broken, Dad.
Arthur: So...you tie the ends together and they're just as good as new, Mrs. Rockefeller! (heads downstairs with the rubber bands) Well, there goes my day off! Right out the window!!

Ant-Lox · 08-01-2004, 10:46 AM

Carrie: You Know there are more important things in life other than food right?
Doug: (seriously) Yeah, Like What?

those arent the EXACT words..but it was something like that...

the truth · 08-18-2004, 07:47 PM

No it was...

Carrie: You know there's more to do in life than sitting on your ass watching TV.

Doug: Oh yeah, like what?

Carrie: I know, why don't I buy you that walkman so you can tone your abs like you said.

Doug: Oh...that was NEVER gonna happen and you KNOW it.

---From Ep. 30...Tube Stakes....18-Oct-1999---

ShinyPrincess · 08-19-2004, 11:40 AM

From the episode where Doug + Carrie borrow the kids' twin beds until their new bed arrive. Don't have exact words but goes something like this:

Doug: Carrie, you awake?
Carrie: Yea, you?
Doug: Well, I asked you, so, uh, yea.

HuntingtonM15 · 01-21-2005, 04:46 PM

MZ · 01-21-2005, 05:53 PM

Arthur: I've been in the market for a totebag for years...I just never had the guts to pull the trigger.

LOL

MZ

queenschick · 01-22-2005, 12:56 AM

Carrie :"And is there a reason you keep saying 'we'?"
Doug :"Yeah.It's..it's just like 'Weeeeee,we're on a diet!"
Fat City

Doug :"I`m sorry. I'm not embarrassed by you."
Carrie :"That's nice coming from a man whose wearing his house as a belt."
Dire Strayts

Arthur :"Dinner in a tray. When do we land stewardess?"
[i forgot which ep this was from lol]

There's still a lot more I just gotta keep thinkin lol.

arthuritis · 01-29-2005, 09:08 AM

Wish I could remember (will have to search for the actual quote) - but something to this effect:
Arthur has tried a new deoderant and goes to the kitchen and asks Douglas, "Do I smell as fresh as a morning daisy after the rain?" (or some other equally silly ad promise)
Douglas: "I'm not getting that."
Arthur: "THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!"

Done only like Arthur can do - yelling - fists clenched. Hilarious!!!

glenny · 01-30-2005, 12:05 PM

"Im leaving you now with everything i came with!!.....and some hand towels." (ARTHUR)

07-17-2004, 02:21 PM	#1
HuntingtonM15 That Bothers Me Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jun 20, 2003 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 11,060	King of Queens Quotes I thought it would be a good idea to make a thread of KOQ quotes. Whenever you hear a good one or think of one, feel free to post it here. That way we can capture some of the best and/or funniest KOQ moments.

07-19-2004, 11:50 AM	#5
KingOfQueensGurl Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 21, 2004 Location: The Kings world of Queens Posts: 20	Arthur:excuse me, officer. You ever kill a man? officer:what???? Carrie:dad? Arthur:you know some low life you got cornered in an ally,hes thrown down is gun, hes beggin for mercy,but you just enter your clip right into him anyway. you figure whos know! Oh you make me sick!!!!
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08-19-2004, 11:40 AM	#10
ShinyPrincess Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 19, 2004 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 5	Quote From the episode where Doug + Carrie borrow the kids' twin beds until their new bed arrive. Don't have exact words but goes something like this: Doug: Carrie, you awake? Carrie: Yea, you? Doug: Well, I asked you, so, uh, yea.

01-21-2005, 05:53 PM	#12
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07-17-2004, 02:23 PM	#2
HuntingtonM15 That Bothers Me Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jun 20, 2003 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 11,060	Arthur: Well, time for work. The pretzel store awaits. Doug: Off to the salt mines, huh? Arthur: I don't follow. Doug: It's just an expression. Plus, you work in a pretzel store. Arthur: (confused look) Doug: Pretzels have salt... Arthur: Well, that's 10 seconds of my life I'm never getting back. from episode Parent Trapped

07-17-2004, 02:42 PM	#3
HuntingtonM15 That Bothers Me Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jun 20, 2003 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 11,060	Doug: Listen, Carrie's not gonna make it home for dinner, so I'm gonna order us some pizza. Arthur: From where? Doug: From Sal's. Arthur: Sal's?! Have you lost your mind?! Doug: Ok, not Sal's. Then from where? Arthur: Little neighborhood joint called Domeeno's. Doug: (pauses) Domino's? Arthur: Yeah, that's it. Doug: All right, what's the number. Arthur: (quickly) One-seven-one-eight-one-one-sixty-eight-o-eleven. Doug: Look, I have way too many numbers, ok? Arthur: I gave you the area code! Doug: We're in the area code! I don't need to dial it. Arthur: Ok, ready? Doug: I'm ready. Arthur: One-one-sixty-eight... Doug: Ok, you know what? How about a little phone number rhythm. Arthur: I got it. Doug: Ok. Arthur: One... Doug: (dials) Yeah. Arthur: Six... Doug: (dials) Yep. Arthur: teen... a bit long, but still hilarious. Classic Doug and Arthur material! from episode The Rock

07-18-2004, 06:40 PM	#4
ChameleonX Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 19, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 89	LOL! Those were two good ones. I'll be sure to post when I can come up with the exact lines.

08-01-2004, 03:46 AM	#7
HuntingtonM15 That Bothers Me Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jun 20, 2003 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 11,060	Arthur: You're not throwing out these rubber bands, are you? Carrie: They're all broken, Dad. Arthur: So...you tie the ends together and they're just as good as new, Mrs. Rockefeller! (heads downstairs with the rubber bands) Well, there goes my day off! Right out the window!!

08-18-2004, 07:47 PM	#9
the truth Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 26, 2002 Posts: 403	No it was... Carrie: You know there's more to do in life than sitting on your ass watching TV. Doug: Oh yeah, like what? Carrie: I know, why don't I buy you that walkman so you can tone your abs like you said. Doug: Oh...that was NEVER gonna happen and you KNOW it. ---From Ep. 30...Tube Stakes....18-Oct-1999---

01-21-2005, 04:46 PM	#11
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01-22-2005, 12:56 AM	#13
queenschick 555-LOGS Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 15, 2004 Location: The One and Only-Queens,"New Yawk" Posts: 123	Carrie :"And is there a reason you keep saying 'we'?" Doug :"Yeah.It's..it's just like 'Weeeeee,we're on a diet!" Fat City Doug :"I`m sorry. I'm not embarrassed by you." Carrie :"That's nice coming from a man whose wearing his house as a belt." Dire Strayts Arthur :"Dinner in a tray. When do we land stewardess?" [i forgot which ep this was from lol] There's still a lot more I just gotta keep thinkin lol.
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01-29-2005, 09:08 AM	#14
arthuritis Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 29, 2005 Posts: 7	Wish I could remember (will have to search for the actual quote) - but something to this effect: Arthur has tried a new deoderant and goes to the kitchen and asks Douglas, "Do I smell as fresh as a morning daisy after the rain?" (or some other equally silly ad promise) Douglas: "I'm not getting that." Arthur: "THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!" Done only like Arthur can do - yelling - fists clenched. Hilarious!!!

01-30-2005, 12:05 PM	#15
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	"Im leaving you now with everything i came with!!.....and some hand towels." (ARTHUR)