Just Ask Bartender Bob

[WinstonNephron]

Originally Posted by WinstonNephron

Dear Bartender Bob:

So, I've been romantically pursuing this certain man for quite a while now, seems like centuries. Problem is, I'm not entirely sure the feelings are mutual.

The man in question seduced me, then soon after became engaged to my friend. I managed to regain him, only to have him shoot me on our wedding night. Then, three nights later, he strangled me. For many years, he's had a habit of necking with every woman he meets.

If I didn't know better, I'd say his feelings are ambivalent. Should I just forget this blood-sucking cad, or keep trying?

Signed,

Really Old Maid

Dear Really Old Maid:

Yup, looks like this batty joker is leaving you and every woman he meets feeling drained. Time to drive a stake into this relationship once and for all.

Cheers,

Bob