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Ohio8 · 08-19-2021, 05:36 PM

Judy Carne: "Well, you know, sock it to me."

Arte Johnson: "Verrry interesting."

Judy: "You really socked it to him."

Gary Owens: "I thought we did some far out things on Laugh-In, but this is too much!"

Arte, Gary, Judy: (in unison)"Confusing."
Arte: "But..."
Arte, Gary, Judy: (in unison)"Verrry interesting."

Ohio8 · 08-24-2021, 10:28 PM

Roger: "That's like the Titanic bringing along its own iceberg."

MA · 08-25-2021, 07:42 AM

Blue Djinn:
How does thou wish to die?

Major Nelson:
Of old age.

tcr1701 · 05-07-2022, 05:05 PM

Tony applies for a loan in "Jeannie Breaks the Bank"

JEANNIE: But I can give you everything you need.

TONY: She's a very close friend.

MR WILFRED: Oh, don't apologize. You'd be surprised how much of that goes on at Cocoa Beach.

and later

MR WILFRED:How much real estate do you own?

TONY: None. I have a house, but it's got a mortgage on it.

MR WILFRED: But you do have securities.

TONY: No.

MR WILFRED: No wonder you want a boat. You want to escape from poverty.

MA · 07-07-2022, 08:25 AM

Melissa Stone:
Goodbye Tony.

Major Nelson:
No, no. You don't understand.

Melissa Stone:
Oh, I'm afraid I do understand. [Melissa stares at Jeannie standing in front of Tony's bedroom, still clad in 'Master's' shirt, before she faces him again, trying to stay calm] Tony... I may be, tolerant, but... [explodes in frustration] But that's a GIRL! [running to front door] IT'S A GIRL! [slams door on her way out]

AB · 07-07-2022, 07:13 PM

Jeannie:

MA · 07-11-2022, 03:01 PM

Amanda Bellows:
[after Jeannie has turned Tony's living room into a campground with a fire, tent, and running brook] Oh, it's wonderful! Alfred, how come we never do anything like this?

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD:
Amanda, I spend half my life *curing* people who do things like this!

08-19-2021, 05:36 PM	#31
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Judy Carne: "Well, you know, sock it to me." Arte Johnson: "Verrry interesting." Judy: "You really socked it to him." Gary Owens: "I thought we did some far out things on Laugh-In, but this is too much!" Arte, Gary, Judy: (in unison)"Confusing." Arte: "But..." Arte, Gary, Judy: (in unison)"Verrry interesting."
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08-25-2021, 07:42 AM	#33
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Blue Djinn: How does thou wish to die? Major Nelson: Of old age.
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07-07-2022, 07:13 PM	#36
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Jeannie: Attached Images

08-24-2021, 10:28 PM	#32
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Roger: "That's like the Titanic bringing along its own iceberg."

05-07-2022, 05:05 PM	#34
tcr1701 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2012 Posts: 461	Tony applies for a loan in "Jeannie Breaks the Bank" JEANNIE: But I can give you everything you need. TONY: She's a very close friend. MR WILFRED: Oh, don't apologize. You'd be surprised how much of that goes on at Cocoa Beach. and later MR WILFRED:How much real estate do you own? TONY: None. I have a house, but it's got a mortgage on it. MR WILFRED: But you do have securities. TONY: No. MR WILFRED: No wonder you want a boat. You want to escape from poverty.

07-07-2022, 08:25 AM	#35
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Melissa Stone: Goodbye Tony. Major Nelson: No, no. You don't understand. Melissa Stone: Oh, I'm afraid I do understand. [Melissa stares at Jeannie standing in front of Tony's bedroom, still clad in 'Master's' shirt, before she faces him again, trying to stay calm] Tony... I may be, tolerant, but... [explodes in frustration] But that's a GIRL! [running to front door] IT'S A GIRL! [slams door on her way out]

07-11-2022, 03:01 PM	#37
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,204	Amanda Bellows: [after Jeannie has turned Tony's living room into a campground with a fire, tent, and running brook] Oh, it's wonderful! Alfred, how come we never do anything like this? Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: Amanda, I spend half my life curing people who do things like this!