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MA · 08-20-2018, 07:41 AM

Officer Anderson: You know, this is a one way street.
Jeannie: I was only going one way.

AB · 08-23-2018, 07:01 PM

Jeannie: "I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend."

AB · 08-23-2018, 07:03 PM

(Talking to Major Nelson)
Dr. Bellows: "Some men dedicate their lives to science. Some men dedicate their lives to politics. I'm dedicating my life to understanding you."

MA · 08-23-2018, 08:09 PM

Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?

AB · 08-24-2018, 05:38 PM

(Jeannie angry at Major Nelson)
Jeannie: "A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R!!"

MA · 08-25-2018, 06:43 AM

Jeannie: How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches.
Major Healey: How about scratches?
Jeannie: Itches are much worse.

MA · 04-02-2019, 07:48 AM

Jeannie:
How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches.

Major Healey:
How about scratches?

Jeannie:
Itches are much worse.

AB · 04-02-2019, 06:16 PM

Blue Djinn: "How does thou wish to die?"

Major Nelson: "Of old age."

MA · 04-04-2019, 11:21 AM

Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?

Major Nelson: Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.

Jeannie: And I'm the lemon.

tcr1701 · 05-28-2019, 08:30 AM

Tony: Look, l'm sorry l didn't notice you were a chimpanzee.

Jeannie: l am just something you order in and out of a bottle.

Tony: Oh, no, that's not true. You're a warm, wonderful woman.
You're everything a man could possibly...
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Back in the bottle!

MA · 05-28-2019, 09:06 AM

Blue Djinn: How does thou wish to die?
Major Nelson: Of old age.

Ohio8 · 11-10-2019, 12:23 AM

Roger: "Is that you, Tony? I don't like practical jokes."

MA · 11-28-2019, 08:46 PM

Jeannie: "All I do is think and blink."

Ohio8 · 03-17-2020, 11:00 PM

Roger: "I've never had so many dates in my life."

MA · 03-18-2020, 08:49 AM

Jeannie: "All I do is think and blink."

Jeannie: "I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend."

Jeannie: "Master I have a mother-in-law problem."

Major Nelson: "You can't have a mother-in-law problem.

08-20-2018, 07:41 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	I Dream of Jeannie Quotes and Lines Officer Anderson: You know, this is a one way street. Jeannie: I was only going one way.
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11-10-2019, 12:23 AM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Roger: "Is that you, Tony? I don't like practical jokes."
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08-23-2018, 07:01 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Jeannie: "I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend."

08-23-2018, 07:03 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	(Talking to Major Nelson) Dr. Bellows: "Some men dedicate their lives to science. Some men dedicate their lives to politics. I'm dedicating my life to understanding you."

08-23-2018, 08:09 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?

08-24-2018, 05:38 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	(Jeannie angry at Major Nelson) Jeannie: "A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R!!"

08-25-2018, 06:43 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Jeannie: How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches. Major Healey: How about scratches? Jeannie: Itches are much worse.

04-02-2019, 07:48 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Jeannie: How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches. Major Healey: How about scratches? Jeannie: Itches are much worse.

04-02-2019, 06:16 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Blue Djinn: "How does thou wish to die?" Major Nelson: "Of old age."

04-04-2019, 11:21 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am? Major Nelson: Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons. Jeannie: And I'm the lemon.

05-28-2019, 08:30 AM	#10
tcr1701 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2012 Posts: 461	Tony: Look, l'm sorry l didn't notice you were a chimpanzee. Jeannie: l am just something you order in and out of a bottle. Tony: Oh, no, that's not true. You're a warm, wonderful woman. You're everything a man could possibly... (DOORBELL RINGS) Back in the bottle!

05-28-2019, 09:06 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Blue Djinn: How does thou wish to die? Major Nelson: Of old age.

11-28-2019, 08:46 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Jeannie: "All I do is think and blink."

03-17-2020, 11:00 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,885	Roger: "I've never had so many dates in my life."

03-18-2020, 08:49 AM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Jeannie: "All I do is think and blink." Jeannie: "I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend." Jeannie: "Master I have a mother-in-law problem." Major Nelson: "You can't have a mother-in-law problem.