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MA · 05-09-2021, 01:53 PM

Bud Anderson:
You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good.

Jim Anderson:
Thanks a lot!

Bud Anderson:
I think you look real young. Honest. Younger than Joe Phillips' dad, younger than Claude Mesner's uncle, why even younger than...

Jim Anderson:
Bud, before you have me back in kindergarten, see who's at the door, will you?

stevea · 05-24-2021, 09:58 AM

Kathy (to Howard, in No Partiality): To be honest, I'm kind of a brat!

MA · 05-25-2021, 05:29 PM

[last lines]

Jim Anderson:
[browsing through a list of college courses] There's another one here - Animal Husbandry. You know, if they can make good husbands out of animals, maybe they can do something for me!

AB · 07-06-2021, 07:44 PM

Marcia:

MA · 07-13-2021, 11:50 AM

Jim to Margaret:

"Hello, honey. What's burning?"

AB · 07-13-2021, 08:22 PM

Kathy & Jim:

MA · 07-14-2021, 09:50 AM

Margaret Anderson: I don't know how she got the mail, I put it in my apron pocket and

[feels her dress, looks at Kathy]

Margaret Anderson: my *apron* is gone!

AB · 07-21-2021, 08:38 PM

Bud:

MA · 08-28-2021, 01:33 PM

Bud to Jim:

"Getting beat at Scrabble, eh?"

stevea · 10-01-2021, 09:57 AM

(Approx. dialog)

Jim has called a family meeting about overspending.

(Phone rings--Kathy gets it)

Jim: And that's another thing. You kids make entirely too many calls. I can never get thru on the phone.

Kathy: It's for you, daddy.

MA · 10-04-2021, 06:41 AM

Myrtle Davis to Margaret Anderson:

"I hate to see you grow old without a struggle."

AB · 01-12-2022, 10:24 PM

Jim:

MA · 01-21-2022, 08:37 AM

Jim: "Time has come for us to tighten our belts."

stevea · 06-29-2022, 10:57 AM

(Kathy is working a writing a a Father of the Year nomination for Jim)
(dialog approximate)

Kathy: Daddy, how do you spell handsome?

Jim: H-A-N-D-S-O-M-E

Kathy: How do you spell generous?

Jim: G-E-N-E-R-O-U-S

Kathy: Daddy, I can't make it on 35 cents a week. I need 50 cents.

Jim: That's preposterous. 50 cents is too much for a little girl.

Kathy: Daddy, how do you spell stingy?

Jim: Well, maybe we could stretch a point and give you 50 cents.

MA · 06-29-2022, 11:41 AM

Old Man [to Margaret, who he mistakes for his daughter]: Do what your papa says, your papa knows best.
Jim: "Papa knows best"? Now what in the world ever put a fool idea like that in his head?

05-09-2021, 01:53 PM	#46
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,673	Bud Anderson: You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good. Jim Anderson: Thanks a lot! Bud Anderson: I think you look real young. Honest. Younger than Joe Phillips' dad, younger than Claude Mesner's uncle, why even younger than... Jim Anderson: Bud, before you have me back in kindergarten, see who's at the door, will you?
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07-06-2021, 07:44 PM	#49
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Marcia: Attached Images

07-13-2021, 08:22 PM	#51
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Kathy & Jim: Attached Images

07-21-2021, 08:38 PM	#53
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Bud: Attached Images

01-12-2022, 10:24 PM	#57
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Jim: Attached Images

05-24-2021, 09:58 AM	#47
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,064	Kathy (to Howard, in No Partiality): To be honest, I'm kind of a brat!

05-25-2021, 05:29 PM	#48
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,673	[last lines] Jim Anderson: [browsing through a list of college courses] There's another one here - Animal Husbandry. You know, if they can make good husbands out of animals, maybe they can do something for me!

07-13-2021, 11:50 AM	#50
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,673	Jim to Margaret: "Hello, honey. What's burning?"

07-14-2021, 09:50 AM	#52
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,673	Margaret Anderson: I don't know how she got the mail, I put it in my apron pocket and [feels her dress, looks at Kathy] Margaret Anderson: my apron is gone!

08-28-2021, 01:33 PM	#54
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,673	Bud to Jim: "Getting beat at Scrabble, eh?"

10-01-2021, 09:57 AM	#55
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,064	(Approx. dialog) Jim has called a family meeting about overspending. (Phone rings--Kathy gets it) Jim: And that's another thing. You kids make entirely too many calls. I can never get thru on the phone. Kathy: It's for you, daddy.

10-04-2021, 06:41 AM	#56
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,673	Myrtle Davis to Margaret Anderson: "I hate to see you grow old without a struggle."

01-21-2022, 08:37 AM	#58
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,673	Jim: "Time has come for us to tighten our belts."

06-29-2022, 10:57 AM	#59
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,064	(Kathy is working a writing a a Father of the Year nomination for Jim) (dialog approximate) Kathy: Daddy, how do you spell handsome? Jim: H-A-N-D-S-O-M-E Kathy: How do you spell generous? Jim: G-E-N-E-R-O-U-S Kathy: Daddy, I can't make it on 35 cents a week. I need 50 cents. Jim: That's preposterous. 50 cents is too much for a little girl. Kathy: Daddy, how do you spell stingy? Jim: Well, maybe we could stretch a point and give you 50 cents.

06-29-2022, 11:41 AM	#60
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,673	Old Man [to Margaret, who he mistakes for his daughter]: Do what your papa says, your papa knows best. Jim: "Papa knows best"? Now what in the world ever put a fool idea like that in his head?