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MA · 02-21-2019, 11:09 AM

Bud Anderson:
You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good.

stevea · 06-29-2019, 03:47 PM

Baliff, to Kathy (who Jim is using as a witness to his illegal parking): Do you swear to tell the truth and the whole truth?

Kathy: If I do I'm gonna be in trouble.

MA · 06-29-2019, 04:44 PM

St. Peter:
We keep throwing difficult choices in your path to test you, and it's the decisions you make that shape you into what you are.

stevea · 08-27-2019, 06:35 PM

Jim (to his father-in-law, who's holding his stomach): Shall I get a doctor?

Father-in-Law: Nah, I'm too sick to see a doctor.

MA · 08-28-2019, 06:54 AM

Bud Anderson:
This is a special delivery for Dad from the Universal Alumni Association.

Jim Anderson:
I wonder how much money they want now. [Bud is shaking Jim's letter, trying to read it] Why don't you hold it up to the light so you can see it better?

Bud Anderson:
Never thought of that. [Holds it up to the light] Can't see a thing.

Jim Anderson:
Bud, as long as it's addressed to me, do you mind letting me have it?

MA · 04-30-2020, 05:24 PM

James 'Bud' Anderson, Jr.:
Boy what a break, sweet and tender.

Kathy:
You can always depend on me.

stevea · 05-13-2020, 09:28 AM

Bud: Dad, why do we cut this lawn? It' just grows up again.

Jim: Why do we eat? We just get hungry again.

MA · 05-13-2020, 09:30 AM

Margaret Anderson:
[after Jim's plan appears to be working] You think you're pretty smart, don't you?

Jim Anderson:
Well, you know what they say - "Father...

Betty 'Princess' Anderson:
- crows best".

AB · 05-13-2020, 03:27 PM

Kathy/Kitten:

AB · 05-14-2020, 05:13 PM

Jim & Bud:

MA · 05-15-2020, 06:21 AM

Bud Anderson: I saw your insurance chart once and it says the life expectancy of the average man is...

Jim Anderson: Bud, for your information, I look barely in my '40s. That hardly qualifies me for the home for the aged. Yet.

AB · 06-15-2020, 05:01 PM

Bud & Jim:

MA · 06-20-2020, 08:23 AM

Kathy: Aww! Turn Blue.

stevea · 08-17-2020, 10:53 AM

(Jim is in municipal court for a traffic ticket, and Kathy is called as a witness)

Bailiff: Do you swear ..... tell the truth ... etc.?

Kathy: I'll be in trouble if I do.

MA · 08-18-2020, 04:44 PM

Les Turner:
How come a smart old coot like you gave yourself away? You knew that smoke in the chimney would lead me right to you.

Nick:
Yeah, sure, but you gotta take a chance when you're lonely.

Les Turner:
You're lonely?

Nick:
Being alone ain't what makes a man lonely. That's just times when a man needs more. You take like... like Christmas Eve.

02-21-2019, 11:09 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Quotes Bud Anderson: You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good.
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06-29-2019, 04:44 PM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	St. Peter: We keep throwing difficult choices in your path to test you, and it's the decisions you make that shape you into what you are.
	Last edited by MA; 12-16-2020 at 12:44 PM.

05-13-2020, 03:27 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Kathy/Kitten: Attached Images

05-14-2020, 05:13 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Jim & Bud: Attached Images

06-15-2020, 05:01 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Bud & Jim: Attached Images

06-29-2019, 03:47 PM	#2
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,066	Baliff, to Kathy (who Jim is using as a witness to his illegal parking): Do you swear to tell the truth and the whole truth? Kathy: If I do I'm gonna be in trouble.

08-27-2019, 06:35 PM	#4
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,066	Jim (to his father-in-law, who's holding his stomach): Shall I get a doctor? Father-in-Law: Nah, I'm too sick to see a doctor.

08-28-2019, 06:54 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Bud Anderson: This is a special delivery for Dad from the Universal Alumni Association. Jim Anderson: I wonder how much money they want now. [Bud is shaking Jim's letter, trying to read it] Why don't you hold it up to the light so you can see it better? Bud Anderson: Never thought of that. [Holds it up to the light] Can't see a thing. Jim Anderson: Bud, as long as it's addressed to me, do you mind letting me have it?

04-30-2020, 05:24 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	James 'Bud' Anderson, Jr.: Boy what a break, sweet and tender. Kathy: You can always depend on me.

05-13-2020, 09:28 AM	#7
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,066	Bud: Dad, why do we cut this lawn? It' just grows up again. Jim: Why do we eat? We just get hungry again.

05-13-2020, 09:30 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Margaret Anderson: [after Jim's plan appears to be working] You think you're pretty smart, don't you? Jim Anderson: Well, you know what they say - "Father... Betty 'Princess' Anderson: - crows best".

05-15-2020, 06:21 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Bud Anderson: I saw your insurance chart once and it says the life expectancy of the average man is... Jim Anderson: Bud, for your information, I look barely in my '40s. That hardly qualifies me for the home for the aged. Yet.

06-20-2020, 08:23 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Kathy: Aww! Turn Blue.

08-17-2020, 10:53 AM	#14
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,066	(Jim is in municipal court for a traffic ticket, and Kathy is called as a witness) Bailiff: Do you swear ..... tell the truth ... etc.? Kathy: I'll be in trouble if I do.

08-18-2020, 04:44 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Les Turner: How come a smart old coot like you gave yourself away? You knew that smoke in the chimney would lead me right to you. Nick: Yeah, sure, but you gotta take a chance when you're lonely. Les Turner: You're lonely? Nick: Being alone ain't what makes a man lonely. That's just times when a man needs more. You take like... like Christmas Eve.