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AB · 01-14-2021, 05:38 PM

Gary & Rhoda:

MA · 01-15-2021, 08:31 AM

Rhoda: If I felt that way I’d never go to a Paul Newman movie.

AB · 05-11-2021, 05:17 PM

Gary and Brenda:

MA · 05-18-2021, 04:02 PM

“Rhoda: My father's short.

Mary: See, it didn't bother your mother did it?

Rhoda: Bother her? She made him that way.”

zevonsky72 · 11-27-2021, 05:21 AM

Rhoda: OK, I’ll take Geography for $100, Art.

Brenda: OK… Mount McKinley.

Rhoda: That’s the highest mountain in America.

Gary: OK, wait a minute. You have to say it in the form of a question. Those are the rules. It has to be a question.

Rhoda: That’s the highest mountain in America… isn’t it?

MA · 11-28-2021, 10:12 AM

[while Vince and Brenda are kissing in the apartment, Rhoda knocks on the door. Brenda answers it]

Rhoda Morgenstern Gerard:
Aw, listen, I didn't mean to interrupt... I mean busting in on you and, uh...

Brenda Morgenstern:
...Vince.

Vince Mazuma:
Hey, don't worry about it. If anything was really going on, we wouldn't have heard the knock.

AB · 11-30-2021, 08:55 PM

Brenda:

MA · 12-02-2021, 07:00 AM

[Ida is getting ready to be examined by a doctor]

Dr. Henry Gerber:
How old are you?

Ida Morgenstern:
Guess.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Do you know how many patients I have waiting for me out there?

Ida Morgenstern:
I'll guess that when you guess my age.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
50.

Ida Morgenstern:
7.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
You're 57-years-old?

Ida Morgenstern:
No. I thought you had 7 patients waiting out there.

[slight pause]

Ida Morgenstern:
I'm 52.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Thank you.

AB · 05-01-2022, 06:30 PM

Gary & Rhoda:

MA · 05-25-2022, 06:51 AM

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Do you have any allergies?

Ida Morgenstern:
I'm allergic to little bottles.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Then I'll get you a big one.

01-14-2021, 05:38 PM	#16
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Gary & Rhoda: Attached Images

01-15-2021, 08:31 AM	#17
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Rhoda: If I felt that way I’d never go to a Paul Newman movie.
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05-11-2021, 05:17 PM	#18
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Gary and Brenda: Attached Images

11-30-2021, 08:55 PM	#22
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Brenda: Attached Images

05-01-2022, 06:30 PM	#24
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Gary & Rhoda: Attached Images

05-18-2021, 04:02 PM	#19
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	“Rhoda: My father's short. Mary: See, it didn't bother your mother did it? Rhoda: Bother her? She made him that way.”

11-27-2021, 05:21 AM	#20
zevonsky72 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 10, 2005 Location: Ventura, CA Posts: 48	Rhoda: OK, I’ll take Geography for $100, Art. Brenda: OK… Mount McKinley. Rhoda: That’s the highest mountain in America. Gary: OK, wait a minute. You have to say it in the form of a question. Those are the rules. It has to be a question. Rhoda: That’s the highest mountain in America… isn’t it?

11-28-2021, 10:12 AM	#21
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	[while Vince and Brenda are kissing in the apartment, Rhoda knocks on the door. Brenda answers it] Rhoda Morgenstern Gerard: Aw, listen, I didn't mean to interrupt... I mean busting in on you and, uh... Brenda Morgenstern: ...Vince. Vince Mazuma: Hey, don't worry about it. If anything was really going on, we wouldn't have heard the knock.

12-02-2021, 07:00 AM	#23
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	[Ida is getting ready to be examined by a doctor] Dr. Henry Gerber: How old are you? Ida Morgenstern: Guess. Dr. Henry Gerber: Do you know how many patients I have waiting for me out there? Ida Morgenstern: I'll guess that when you guess my age. Dr. Henry Gerber: 50. Ida Morgenstern: 7. Dr. Henry Gerber: You're 57-years-old? Ida Morgenstern: No. I thought you had 7 patients waiting out there. [slight pause] Ida Morgenstern: I'm 52. Dr. Henry Gerber: Thank you.

05-25-2022, 06:51 AM	#25
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,105	Dr. Henry Gerber: Do you have any allergies? Ida Morgenstern: I'm allergic to little bottles. Dr. Henry Gerber: Then I'll get you a big one.