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MA · 12-25-2018, 04:56 PM

Carlton: Drinking doesn't cause hangovers; stopping drinking causes hangovers.

MA · 02-20-2019, 11:13 AM

Ohio8 · 02-22-2019, 06:26 PM

Rhoda: "Uh, I would like to see that."

MA · 02-22-2019, 06:28 PM

Carlton: Hello, this is Carlton your doorman.

rcbrad · 02-22-2019, 08:38 PM

Rhoda: Ohhh WOW

When Joe announced he wanted to go off by himself for awhile.

MA · 02-22-2019, 09:12 PM

[Vince is playing his accordion for Brenda]

Brenda Morgenstern:
Vince, this is so much trouble you go to. I mean, why lug your accordion all the way here when I can just put on some records or something?

ParadiseKendra · 11-14-2019, 11:44 PM

[At Rhoda’s Bridal Shower]

“I jog everyday, I eat only organic food, and I have sex on a regular basis.”

MA · 11-28-2019, 08:30 AM

[Ida is getting ready to be examined by a doctor]

Dr. Henry Gerber:
How old are you?

Ida Morgenstern:
Guess.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Do you know how many patients I have waiting for me out there?

Ida Morgenstern:
I'll guess that when you guess my age.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
50.

Ida Morgenstern:
7.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
You're 57-years-old?

Ida Morgenstern:
No. I thought you had 7 patients waiting out there.

[slight pause]

Ida Morgenstern:
I'm 52.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Thank you.

ParadiseKendra · 11-28-2019, 04:14 PM

LOL, Ida Morgenstern is the best. She practically steals the show. Thank you for sharing. If you have any more Rhoda quotes, I'd love to see.

MA · 11-28-2019, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ParadiseKendra

LOL, Ida Morgenstern is the best. She practically steals the show. Thank you for sharing. If you have any more Rhoda quotes, I'd love to see.

No problem.

I'd be happy to find more Rhoda quotes for you.

AB · 08-07-2020, 05:50 PM

Benny & Brenda:

AB · 09-16-2020, 07:17 PM

Rhoda:

MA · 09-19-2020, 07:52 AM

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Should we go into the examination room?

Ida Morgenstern:
Alright, where's the woman who's going to examine me?

Dr. Henry Gerber:
I'm going to examine you.

Ida Morgenstern:
You? Why?

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Why? Why do you think?

Ida Morgenstern:
Because I think you get your kicks from seeing a woman my age naked.

Dr. Henry Gerber:
Mrs. Morgenstern, I examine naked people all day long. I've been doing it for over 20 years.

Ida Morgenstern:
Aw, come on doctor, you mean to say if uh, you don't see an extrordinary body, you don't let that stethoscope linger a little?

AB · 12-13-2020, 07:16 PM

Rhoda & Carlton:

MA · 12-14-2020, 02:39 PM

“[after a date with Hal Baxter] I made the mistake of asking him which was his bad side. You know, we looked for it for ten minutes. We couldn't find it. We found mine right away, though. It's the front.”
— Rhoda Morgenstern

12-25-2018, 04:56 PM	#1
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02-22-2019, 06:26 PM	#3
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11-14-2019, 11:44 PM	#7
ParadiseKendra Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2018 Location: Virginia Posts: 31	[At Rhoda’s Bridal Shower] “I jog everyday, I eat only organic food, and I have sex on a regular basis.”
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08-07-2020, 05:50 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Benny & Brenda: Attached Images

09-16-2020, 07:17 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rhoda: Attached Images

02-20-2019, 11:13 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083

02-22-2019, 06:28 PM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Carlton: Hello, this is Carlton your doorman.

02-22-2019, 08:38 PM	#5
rcbrad Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 21, 2007 Posts: 479	Rhoda: Ohhh WOW When Joe announced he wanted to go off by himself for awhile.

02-22-2019, 09:12 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	[Vince is playing his accordion for Brenda] Brenda Morgenstern: Vince, this is so much trouble you go to. I mean, why lug your accordion all the way here when I can just put on some records or something?

11-28-2019, 08:30 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	[Ida is getting ready to be examined by a doctor] Dr. Henry Gerber: How old are you? Ida Morgenstern: Guess. Dr. Henry Gerber: Do you know how many patients I have waiting for me out there? Ida Morgenstern: I'll guess that when you guess my age. Dr. Henry Gerber: 50. Ida Morgenstern: 7. Dr. Henry Gerber: You're 57-years-old? Ida Morgenstern: No. I thought you had 7 patients waiting out there. [slight pause] Ida Morgenstern: I'm 52. Dr. Henry Gerber: Thank you.

11-28-2019, 04:14 PM	#9
ParadiseKendra Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2018 Location: Virginia Posts: 31	LOL, Ida Morgenstern is the best. She practically steals the show. Thank you for sharing. If you have any more Rhoda quotes, I'd love to see.

09-19-2020, 07:52 AM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Dr. Henry Gerber: Should we go into the examination room? Ida Morgenstern: Alright, where's the woman who's going to examine me? Dr. Henry Gerber: I'm going to examine you. Ida Morgenstern: You? Why? Dr. Henry Gerber: Why? Why do you think? Ida Morgenstern: Because I think you get your kicks from seeing a woman my age naked. Dr. Henry Gerber: Mrs. Morgenstern, I examine naked people all day long. I've been doing it for over 20 years. Ida Morgenstern: Aw, come on doctor, you mean to say if uh, you don't see an extrordinary body, you don't let that stethoscope linger a little?

12-13-2020, 07:16 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rhoda & Carlton: Attached Images

12-14-2020, 02:39 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	“[after a date with Hal Baxter] I made the mistake of asking him which was his bad side. You know, we looked for it for ten minutes. We couldn't find it. We found mine right away, though. It's the front.” — Rhoda Morgenstern