Things You’d Never Hear on Gilligan’s Island

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Lovey: Thurston, Dear, you're hearing muffled voices again? You'd better go see the Professor again. Maybe he can figure out your issue.

[swany13]

Originally Posted by ThisLittlePiggy

Lovey: Thurston, Dear, you're hearing muffled voices again? You'd better go see the Professor again. Maybe he can figure out your issue.

Professor: Mr. Howell it's obviously your eating those mind reading seeds again. Please Stop eating them.

[PracTz]

Originally Posted by swany13

Professor: Mr. Howell it's obviously your eating those mind reading seeds again. Please Stop eating them.

Teddy: Professor, if Mr. Howell could read my mind right now, it would shock the crimson right off his Harvard varsity sweat shirt! Now are you going to beat up the Skipper for trash talking Mrs. Howell or will *I* have to do it since Mr. Howell makes Gilligan look as brave as my distant cousin Smokey!

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Mary Ann: Oh, can't we all just get along like we used to? (sobs)

[PracTz]

Originally Posted by ThisLittlePiggy

Mary Ann: Oh, can't we all just get along like we used to? (sobs)

Teddy: If you have me over at your hut, I'll do my best to console you while the Professor beats up the Skipper!

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Originally Posted by PracTz

Teddy: If you have me over at your hut, I'll do my best to console you while the Professor beats up the Skipper!

Mary Ann: It's a deal, Teddy! I love hairy men!

[Babalu]

Mr. Howell: "Hey Professor, you think you can invent something useful for a change like X-Ray binoculars so I can peer into the girls' hut?"

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Ginger: Mr. Howell, a peeping Tom? Or is that a peeping Thurston?