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07-19-2020, 11:29 AM
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Things You’d Never Hear on Gilligan’s Island
Mrs.Howell: I hate my jewelry!
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07-19-2020, 01:17 PM
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The Professor: Neither Ginger or Mary Ann would bother to give me the time of day on the Mainland so no point in trying to fix anything to ever get rescued but in the meantime I can use my skills to make life cozy for us here!
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07-19-2020, 01:19 PM
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Skipper to Gilligan: I just love it when you screw up, little buddy!
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07-19-2020, 01:30 PM
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Mr. Howell: Money truly has no value here!
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07-19-2020, 01:38 PM
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Ginger: Makeup and glamour are for the birds!
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09-21-2020, 04:11 PM
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Professor: I wish Gilligan would take a month off so he could teach me all of his scientific secrets.
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09-21-2020, 06:48 PM
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Gilligan: "Here I am on an island with two gorgeous single women and all I dream about is Skinny Mulligan."
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. I just nailed Mrs. Trumbull 
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09-21-2020, 10:27 PM
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Mr. Howell: Lovey my dear, being rich sucks!
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09-22-2020, 03:08 AM
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Skipper: Mary Ann, can you stop baking those yummy pies so I can lose weight?
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09-22-2020, 09:54 PM
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Ginger: I’m not mad at Eva Grubb.
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09-23-2020, 09:56 AM
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Eva Grubb: Of course I will tell the authorities what I did and send a boat to rescue you all!
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09-23-2020, 10:08 AM
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Mary Ann:No, Mrs. Howell, I won't tell you how I'm able to bake coconut cream pies with coconuts the only ingredient found on the island!
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09-23-2020, 10:43 AM
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Professor: Gilligan, can you teach me how to divide fractions, I forgot.
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09-24-2020, 03:09 AM
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Gilligan: That gorilla looks like a man wearing a costume!
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09-24-2020, 09:54 AM
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Gilligan: I promise never to bungle anything again, ever.
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