Happy Endings Quotes and Lines - Page 3 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

AB · 05-22-2020, 05:22 PM

Jane:

MA · 05-29-2020, 08:46 AM

Penny: Uh friendos...I did not make it out unscathed. I am extremely scathed!

AB · 06-18-2020, 08:13 PM

Jane:

MA · 06-20-2020, 09:57 AM

Max: Sleepingtons. Nature’s lullaby.

Penny: But even seven bags shouldn’t make me this sleepy.

Max: Ah...runesta. Nature’s ambien.

AB · 07-15-2020, 08:16 PM

Alex:

MA · 07-16-2020, 03:28 PM

Dave: Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon [Max removes the cover from the plate] steaktanic! Two pounds of meat.
Max: Steaktanic.
Dave: One liter of garlic aeoli.
Max: Steaktanic.
Dave: A half a block of smoked Gouda. Three layers of lettuce ... iceberg, dead ahead.
Jane: Wow, that is disgusting ... and illegal, I think.
Max: Steaktanic.

AB · 11-03-2020, 06:07 PM

Jane:

AB · 11-05-2020, 06:22 PM

Max:

MA · 11-25-2020, 09:59 PM

Brad: You’re in serious chicksand.
Max: Not a word.
Brad: I’m making it one.
Max: You can’t just make words.
Brad: It is. I submitted it to the dictionary.
Max: You hear back? Brad: Almost.
Max: You almost heard back?

AB · 07-06-2021, 07:56 PM

Dave & Max:

MA · 07-10-2021, 09:39 AM

Strength, courage, composure, no carbs.
- Jane

AB · 02-09-2022, 07:53 PM

Penny:

MA · 03-04-2022, 08:09 AM

Nobody solves things through tennis matches anymore bro; it's not the 80s.

- Brad

05-22-2020, 05:22 PM	#31
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Jane: Attached Images

05-29-2020, 08:46 AM	#32
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Penny: Uh friendos...I did not make it out unscathed. I am extremely scathed!
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

06-18-2020, 08:13 PM	#33
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Jane: Attached Images

07-15-2020, 08:16 PM	#35
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Alex: Attached Images

11-03-2020, 06:07 PM	#37
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Jane: Attached Images

06-20-2020, 09:57 AM	#34
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Max: Sleepingtons. Nature’s lullaby. Penny: But even seven bags shouldn’t make me this sleepy. Max: Ah...runesta. Nature’s ambien.

07-16-2020, 03:28 PM	#36
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Dave: Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon [Max removes the cover from the plate] steaktanic! Two pounds of meat. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: One liter of garlic aeoli. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: A half a block of smoked Gouda. Three layers of lettuce ... iceberg, dead ahead. Jane: Wow, that is disgusting ... and illegal, I think. Max: Steaktanic.

11-05-2020, 06:22 PM	#38
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Max: Attached Images

11-25-2020, 09:59 PM	#39
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Brad: You’re in serious chicksand. Max: Not a word. Brad: I’m making it one. Max: You can’t just make words. Brad: It is. I submitted it to the dictionary. Max: You hear back? Brad: Almost. Max: You almost heard back?

07-06-2021, 07:56 PM	#40
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Dave & Max: Attached Images

07-10-2021, 09:39 AM	#41
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Strength, courage, composure, no carbs. - Jane

02-09-2022, 07:53 PM	#42
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Penny: Attached Images

03-04-2022, 08:09 AM	#43
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Nobody solves things through tennis matches anymore bro; it's not the 80s. - Brad