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MA · 08-29-2018, 05:58 AM

My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.

- Penny

AB · 08-29-2018, 05:55 PM

A Max quote:

AB · 08-29-2018, 05:57 PM

Another Max quote:

AB · 08-29-2018, 05:59 PM

A Penny quote: (Penny and Max always had the funniest lines)

MA · 08-30-2018, 05:14 PM

Max: [acting as a tour guide with his limo] Welcome to Chicago! Now here's a fun fact. Chicago was originally nicknamed the Window City, but another city had that nickname first, so, thanks a lot, Omaha!
Tourist: Really? That doesn't sound right.
Max: Aah ...
Jane: Yes, it is true. We are from Omaha, and that is a true fact. We are called the Window City because of our famous Window Museum. It's a lot of looking right through other parts of the museum.

MA · 08-30-2018, 05:14 PM

Max: You guys watching Marty's show, Boardwalk Empire?
Jane: Marty?
Max: Marty Scorsese.
Dave: Martin Scorsese. You can't call him that. You're not his buddy.
Max: I'm sorry, I like to call celebrities by the name they prefer: Bobby De Niro, Sandy Bullock, Eddie Jimmy Olmos.

MA · 08-30-2018, 05:14 PM

Alex: You're going to do everything you would normally do on your July birthday. I'm going to take you shopping, we're going to get our nails did, and then we're going to throw you the best birthday party ever.

AB · 08-30-2018, 07:01 PM

A Penny line/quote:

MA · 08-30-2018, 07:03 PM

You're right, the juice is worth the squeeze.
- Dave

AB · 08-30-2018, 07:04 PM

Pete & Penny quote/lines:

MA · 08-30-2018, 07:11 PM

You look like Coolio when he takes his braids out.
- Brad

AB · 08-31-2018, 05:35 PM

Max: "I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you."

MA · 08-31-2018, 05:39 PM

When you say it outloud like that it just really sinks in, like when I found out Gossip Girl was a guy.

- Alex

MA · 08-07-2019, 04:53 AM

Jane: Are we gonna see any other Jackson Fives tonight? Yep. Are we gonna see any marionettes? Mos’ def. Are we gonna see any “Mos Def”s? I wouldn’t know it if we saw it.

AB · 08-07-2019, 05:40 PM

Penny: "Ah, those sweet Chianti-soaked nights, strolling the banks of the Arno, meeting amazing people from all over the Big 10. Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I speak Italian!"

Alex: [her face and hands smeared with sauce] "Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I eat ribs!"

08-29-2018, 05:58 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Happy Endings Quotes and Lines My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough. - Penny
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08-29-2018, 05:55 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Max quote: Attached Images

08-29-2018, 05:57 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Another Max quote: Attached Images

08-29-2018, 05:59 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Penny quote: (Penny and Max always had the funniest lines) Attached Images

08-30-2018, 07:01 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Penny line/quote: Attached Images

08-30-2018, 05:14 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Max: [acting as a tour guide with his limo] Welcome to Chicago! Now here's a fun fact. Chicago was originally nicknamed the Window City, but another city had that nickname first, so, thanks a lot, Omaha! Tourist: Really? That doesn't sound right. Max: Aah ... Jane: Yes, it is true. We are from Omaha, and that is a true fact. We are called the Window City because of our famous Window Museum. It's a lot of looking right through other parts of the museum.

08-30-2018, 07:03 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	You're right, the juice is worth the squeeze. - Dave

08-30-2018, 07:04 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Pete & Penny quote/lines: Attached Images

08-30-2018, 07:11 PM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	You look like Coolio when he takes his braids out. - Brad

08-31-2018, 05:35 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Max: "I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you."

08-31-2018, 05:39 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	When you say it outloud like that it just really sinks in, like when I found out Gossip Girl was a guy. - Alex

08-07-2019, 04:53 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Jane: Are we gonna see any other Jackson Fives tonight? Yep. Are we gonna see any marionettes? Mos’ def. Are we gonna see any “Mos Def”s? I wouldn’t know it if we saw it.
	Last edited by MA; 02-06-2020 at 07:30 AM.

08-07-2019, 05:40 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Penny: "Ah, those sweet Chianti-soaked nights, strolling the banks of the Arno, meeting amazing people from all over the Big 10. Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I speak Italian!" Alex: [her face and hands smeared with sauce] "Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I eat ribs!"