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Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 06:49 PM

99: "Oh, Max, how terrible."
Max: "He deserved it, 99. He was a KAOS killer."
99: "Sometimes I wonder if we're any better, Max."
Max: "What are you talking about, 99? We have to shoot and kill and destroy. We represent everything that's wholesome and good in the world."

MA · 03-01-2022, 07:32 AM

Chief:
[Larabee has a bowling ball on his hand] What's that on your hand, Larabee?

Larabee:
I bought it at lunch, it got stuck on my fingers.

Chief:
Why don't you get some oil to get it off?

Larabee:
There's no point in doing that Chief, tonight's my bowling night.

12-29-2021, 06:49 PM	#61
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	99: "Oh, Max, how terrible." Max: "He deserved it, 99. He was a KAOS killer." 99: "Sometimes I wonder if we're any better, Max." Max: "What are you talking about, 99? We have to shoot and kill and destroy. We represent everything that's wholesome and good in the world."
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03-01-2022, 07:32 AM	#62
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,248	Chief: [Larabee has a bowling ball on his hand] What's that on your hand, Larabee? Larabee: I bought it at lunch, it got stuck on my fingers. Chief: Why don't you get some oil to get it off? Larabee: There's no point in doing that Chief, tonight's my bowling night.
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