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AB · 07-17-2018, 06:03 PM

Post your favorite quotes & lines from Get Smart.

Smart: "At the moment, seven Coast Guard cutters are converging on us. Would you believe it?"
Mr Big: "I find that hard to believe."
Smart: "Hmmm . . . Would you believe six?"
Mr Big: "I don't think so."
Smart: "How about two cops in a rowboat?"

AB · 07-17-2018, 06:05 PM

Chief: "Max, you realize you'll be facing every kind of danger imaginable."
Max: "And loving it!"

AB · 07-17-2018, 06:37 PM

A Maxwell Smart quote:

AB · 07-18-2018, 04:41 PM

A Maxwell Smart quote:

MA · 07-20-2018, 07:53 AM

Maxwell Smart: [running gag, after being warned by the Chief that his next assignment will be the most dangerous yet] ... And loving it!

AB · 07-20-2018, 06:29 PM

A Max & Chief quote:

MA · 07-20-2018, 06:31 PM

Smart: At the moment, seven Coast Guard cutters are converging on us. Would you believe it?

Ohio8 · 07-20-2018, 10:40 PM

Maxwell: (to Chief)"You'll be making hundreds of decisions without my advice."
Chief: "Aaaand loving it."

Ohio8 · 07-20-2018, 10:42 PM

Maxwell: "99, you won't believe what they've got up here on the second floor."
99: "What is it?"
Maxwell: "A second floor closet."
99: "Don't tell me it has a self-locking door."
Maxwell: "It has a self-locking door."
99: "I asked you not to tell me that."

Ohio8 · 07-20-2018, 10:43 PM

Maxwell: "Honestly, Chief, can you picture me as a mental patient?"

MA · 07-21-2018, 06:54 AM

Smart: The old Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick

AB · 07-24-2018, 06:28 PM

A Maxwell Smart quote:

Ohio8 · 07-24-2018, 10:44 PM

Siegfried: "This is KAOS! We do not shush around here!"

Ohio8 · 07-24-2018, 10:46 PM

Chief: "No, Max. Not the cone of silence."

MA · 07-25-2018, 01:25 PM

[repeated lines]
Maxwell Smart: Don't tell me...
[bad news of the week]
Maxwell Smart: [99 or Chief tells Max the bad news]
Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that!

07-17-2018, 06:03 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Get Smart Quotes/Lines Post your favorite quotes & lines from Get Smart. Smart: "At the moment, seven Coast Guard cutters are converging on us. Would you believe it?" Mr Big: "I find that hard to believe." Smart: "Hmmm . . . Would you believe six?" Mr Big: "I don't think so." Smart: "How about two cops in a rowboat?"

07-17-2018, 06:37 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Maxwell Smart quote: Attached Images

07-18-2018, 04:41 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Maxwell Smart quote: Attached Images

07-20-2018, 07:53 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Maxwell Smart: [running gag, after being warned by the Chief that his next assignment will be the most dangerous yet] ... And loving it!
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

07-20-2018, 06:29 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Max & Chief quote: Attached Images

07-17-2018, 06:05 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Chief: "Max, you realize you'll be facing every kind of danger imaginable." Max: "And loving it!"

07-20-2018, 06:31 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Smart: At the moment, seven Coast Guard cutters are converging on us. Would you believe it?

07-20-2018, 10:40 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Maxwell: (to Chief)"You'll be making hundreds of decisions without my advice." Chief: "Aaaand loving it."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

07-20-2018, 10:42 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Maxwell: "99, you won't believe what they've got up here on the second floor." 99: "What is it?" Maxwell: "A second floor closet." 99: "Don't tell me it has a self-locking door." Maxwell: "It has a self-locking door." 99: "I asked you not to tell me that."

07-20-2018, 10:43 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Maxwell: "Honestly, Chief, can you picture me as a mental patient?"

07-21-2018, 06:54 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	Smart: The old Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick

07-24-2018, 06:28 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Maxwell Smart quote: Attached Images

07-24-2018, 10:44 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Siegfried: "This is KAOS! We do not shush around here!"

07-24-2018, 10:46 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,904	Chief: "No, Max. Not the cone of silence."

07-25-2018, 01:25 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,226	[repeated lines] Maxwell Smart: Don't tell me... [bad news of the week] Maxwell Smart: [99 or Chief tells Max the bad news] Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that!