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JO Sweet Heart · 04-06-2021, 05:42 PM

Balki-"Cousin, you’re gonna love Mypos! The climate is perfect, all men are created Cousins and we’ve conquered cellulite!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Aliens.

JO Sweet Heart · 04-15-2021, 05:10 PM

Balki-"Cousin, in the Appleton System, exactly when do you admit failure?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Car Wars.

MA · 04-16-2021, 08:39 AM

Larry: And why are you going to get what you want?
Balki: Because I’m selfish!
Larry: And why are you selfish?
Balki: Because I want to make people HAPPY!!! HAPPY!!! [He shakes Larry vigorously back and forth]
Larry: Yes! Yes! You've got it!

JO Sweet Heart · 04-27-2021, 09:15 PM

Balki-"Cousin, I’ve been keeping some notes on plans you’ve had over the years. Seven of your plans have cost me money. Thirteen of your plans have cost me pride and dignity. Three of them eventually required an ointment."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named This Old House.

JO Sweet Heart · 04-28-2021, 09:09 PM

Larry-"I don’t believe this. First I have to interview a man in a dog suit, now I am a man in a dog suit."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named Digging Up The News.

MA · 05-07-2021, 11:26 AM

Larry Appleton : In college we had an exercise when we went back into the dream state.

Balki Bartokomous : Would that be New Jersey?

Larry Appleton : [calmly] No... no... that's the *Garden* State.

JO Sweet Heart · 05-18-2021, 06:03 PM

Balki-"You cannot just eat the Midolcrampabloatolous root like that. What do you think this is? Some raw American jicama crudité?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season eight opener named The Baby Shower.

MA · 05-18-2021, 06:38 PM

Larry Appleton:
Take three steps east, please be meticulous.

Balki Bartokomous:
Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

JO Sweet Heart · 06-02-2021, 07:04 PM

Larry-‘Society came out on all fours today at the 5th Annual Pedigree Dog Show.’ Industrialist Henry Friar bragged that his dog was cheaper than his wife; the license was less and the dog came with a fur coat!’"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named The Break In.

MA · 06-26-2021, 07:24 AM

Balki Bartokomous:
[screams in pain]

Larry Appleton:
A little sore?

Balki Bartokomous:
I'd say we overdid the workout a little... or you threw me out the window.

JO Sweet Heart · 07-30-2021, 03:57 PM

Balki-"Today is the first anniversary of the first time that Mary Anne and I got caught in the rain and our hair got all wet and stringy and we used the car heater to dry it and got our heads stuck under the steering wheel."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season eight episode named After Hours.

MA · 10-04-2021, 08:47 AM

Larry Appleton:
Take three steps east, please be meticulous.

Balki Bartokomous:
Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

JO Sweet Heart · 10-17-2021, 04:17 PM

This is from the season three episode named To Be Or Not To Be.

Balki-"Maybe the director will notice you and then he will put you in the commercial, and you will become a star and start living the lifestyle of the rich and famous and then that guy will say about you, ‘Experts said it couldn’t be done, impossible! Oh, yeah? A man with no upper lip at all parlayed it into spectacular screen success and a fabulous dream villa in pulsating Puerto Vallarta! Has success ruined him? Well, of course not, don’t be ridiculous!’"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 01-22-2022, 07:04 AM

Balki Bartokomous:
Momma told me never to do the dance of joy alone, or I would go blind.

04-06-2021, 05:42 PM	#136
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	Balki-"Cousin, you’re gonna love Mypos! The climate is perfect, all men are created Cousins and we’ve conquered cellulite!" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season four episode named Aliens.
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04-16-2021, 08:39 AM	#138
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Larry: And why are you going to get what you want? Balki: Because I’m selfish! Larry: And why are you selfish? Balki: Because I want to make people HAPPY!!! HAPPY!!! [He shakes Larry vigorously back and forth] Larry: Yes! Yes! You've got it!
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04-15-2021, 05:10 PM	#137
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	Balki-"Cousin, in the Appleton System, exactly when do you admit failure?" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season four episode named Car Wars.

04-27-2021, 09:15 PM	#139
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	Balki-"Cousin, I’ve been keeping some notes on plans you’ve had over the years. Seven of your plans have cost me money. Thirteen of your plans have cost me pride and dignity. Three of them eventually required an ointment." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season five episode named This Old House.

04-28-2021, 09:09 PM	#140
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	Larry-"I don’t believe this. First I have to interview a man in a dog suit, now I am a man in a dog suit." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season five episode named Digging Up The News.

05-07-2021, 11:26 AM	#141
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Larry Appleton : In college we had an exercise when we went back into the dream state. Balki Bartokomous : Would that be New Jersey? Larry Appleton : [calmly] No... no... that's the Garden State.

05-18-2021, 06:03 PM	#142
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	Balki-"You cannot just eat the Midolcrampabloatolous root like that. What do you think this is? Some raw American jicama crudité?" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season eight opener named The Baby Shower.

05-18-2021, 06:38 PM	#143
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Larry Appleton: Take three steps east, please be meticulous. Balki Bartokomous: Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

06-02-2021, 07:04 PM	#144
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	Larry-‘Society came out on all fours today at the 5th Annual Pedigree Dog Show.’ Industrialist Henry Friar bragged that his dog was cheaper than his wife; the license was less and the dog came with a fur coat!’" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season three episode named The Break In.

06-26-2021, 07:24 AM	#145
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Balki Bartokomous: [screams in pain] Larry Appleton: A little sore? Balki Bartokomous: I'd say we overdid the workout a little... or you threw me out the window.

07-30-2021, 03:57 PM	#146
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	Balki-"Today is the first anniversary of the first time that Mary Anne and I got caught in the rain and our hair got all wet and stringy and we used the car heater to dry it and got our heads stuck under the steering wheel." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season eight episode named After Hours.

10-04-2021, 08:47 AM	#147
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Larry Appleton: Take three steps east, please be meticulous. Balki Bartokomous: Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

10-17-2021, 04:17 PM	#148
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	This is from the season three episode named To Be Or Not To Be. Balki-"Maybe the director will notice you and then he will put you in the commercial, and you will become a star and start living the lifestyle of the rich and famous and then that guy will say about you, ‘Experts said it couldn’t be done, impossible! Oh, yeah? A man with no upper lip at all parlayed it into spectacular screen success and a fabulous dream villa in pulsating Puerto Vallarta! Has success ruined him? Well, of course not, don’t be ridiculous!’" God bless you always!!! Holly

01-22-2022, 07:04 AM	#149
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Balki Bartokomous: Momma told me never to do the dance of joy alone, or I would go blind.