What Are Your Favorite One Liners? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

JO Sweet Heart · 09-21-2019, 04:22 PM

The first one that comes to my mind is what we hear Larry say to Balki in the season four episode named Piano Moves: "Okay, here is how its going to go. We move the piano up to Lydia's place and then you move back to Mypos."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

JO Sweet Heart · 09-22-2019, 09:19 PM

Another good one from Larry is near the end of the Nightmare Vacation episode in season five..."Okay, I booked us on a trip to Hell."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

JO Sweet Heart · 09-28-2019, 10:56 PM

Balki-"To forgive is divine... to be an airhead is human."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named Taking Stock.

MA · 09-29-2019, 09:22 AM

Balki: Well cousin, I guess when they were handing out the lips you only got one!

JO Sweet Heart · 09-29-2019, 08:07 PM

Balki-"How could I have been so blonde?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That is from the season five episode named Here Comes The Judge.

MA · 09-30-2019, 12:31 PM

Larry: And why are you going to get what you want?
Balki: Because I’m selfish!

JO Sweet Heart · 10-01-2019, 07:06 PM

Balki-"Thank you for reaching out and touching me!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is how Balki answers the phone at the beginning of the season episode named New Kid On The Block and I love it. "Thank you for using AT&T!" is how he hangs up.

MA · 10-03-2019, 05:51 AM

Balki: Cousin, I should have listened to you when you told me not to join the Motor Psychos.

JO Sweet Heart · 10-03-2019, 06:55 PM

Balki-I am pro sheep and anti wolf!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named See How They Run.

JO Sweet Heart · 10-05-2019, 05:52 PM

Balki-"Well you ungrateful little post nasal drip!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. We hear this at the beginning of the season six episode named The Little Apartment Of Horrors.

JO Sweet Heart · 10-06-2019, 08:51 PM

Balki-"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Out of Sync.

JO Sweet Heart · 10-16-2019, 07:23 PM

Balki-"My little spud muffin is having a tator tot."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This of course is from the final season opener.

JO Sweet Heart · 10-24-2019, 10:33 PM

Balki-"You have made our living room into a 7-11."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named Weigh To Go, Buddy.

JO Sweet Heart · 10-26-2019, 08:37 AM

Balki-"I’m so excited about all the fun we’re going to have tomorrow that I don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep a wink tonight. I don’t know how I’m going to do it. Maybe I’ll just count sheep. One!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the Better Shop Around episode in season three.

JO Sweet Heart · 10-27-2019, 12:18 PM

Balki-"Yes, cousin Larry Appleton, your very own watch! Tell us about it, Balki. Well, Balki, it’s a Rolex! With solid quartz crystal and genuine Swiss movement, automatic date and day display. Promotional consideration by Bartokmous of Mypos."

God bless you and Bronson always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love when Balki says that at the beginning of the season three episode named High School Confidential, especially the ending being as fast as Bronson is able to get it out there.

09-21-2019, 04:22 PM	#1
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	What Are Your Favorite One Liners? The first one that comes to my mind is what we hear Larry say to Balki in the season four episode named Piano Moves: "Okay, here is how its going to go. We move the piano up to Lydia's place and then you move back to Mypos." God bless you always!!! Holly
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09-29-2019, 09:22 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Balki: Well cousin, I guess when they were handing out the lips you only got one!
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10-01-2019, 07:06 PM	#7
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"Thank you for reaching out and touching me!" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is how Balki answers the phone at the beginning of the season episode named New Kid On The Block and I love it. "Thank you for using AT&T!" is how he hangs up.
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09-22-2019, 09:19 PM	#2
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Another good one from Larry is near the end of the Nightmare Vacation episode in season five..."Okay, I booked us on a trip to Hell." God bless you always!!! Holly

09-28-2019, 10:56 PM	#3
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"To forgive is divine... to be an airhead is human." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season three episode named Taking Stock.

09-29-2019, 08:07 PM	#5
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"How could I have been so blonde?" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. That is from the season five episode named Here Comes The Judge.

09-30-2019, 12:31 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Larry: And why are you going to get what you want? Balki: Because I’m selfish!

10-03-2019, 05:51 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,116	Balki: Cousin, I should have listened to you when you told me not to join the Motor Psychos.

10-03-2019, 06:55 PM	#9
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-I am pro sheep and anti wolf!" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season six episode named See How They Run.

10-05-2019, 05:52 PM	#10
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"Well you ungrateful little post nasal drip!" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. We hear this at the beginning of the season six episode named The Little Apartment Of Horrors.

10-06-2019, 08:51 PM	#11
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season six episode named Out of Sync.

10-16-2019, 07:23 PM	#12
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"My little spud muffin is having a tator tot." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This of course is from the final season opener.

10-24-2019, 10:33 PM	#13
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"You have made our living room into a 7-11." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the season three episode named Weigh To Go, Buddy.

10-26-2019, 08:37 AM	#14
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"I’m so excited about all the fun we’re going to have tomorrow that I don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep a wink tonight. I don’t know how I’m going to do it. Maybe I’ll just count sheep. One!" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This is from the Better Shop Around episode in season three.

10-27-2019, 12:18 PM	#15
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,834	Balki-"Yes, cousin Larry Appleton, your very own watch! Tell us about it, Balki. Well, Balki, it’s a Rolex! With solid quartz crystal and genuine Swiss movement, automatic date and day display. Promotional consideration by Bartokmous of Mypos." God bless you and Bronson always!!! Holly P.S. I love when Balki says that at the beginning of the season three episode named High School Confidential, especially the ending being as fast as Bronson is able to get it out there.