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MA · 06-13-2021, 05:55 PM

Harry Solomon:
You know, one thing I learned - television always goes better with food.

Ohio8 · 11-30-2021, 09:49 PM

Dick: "Like fake father, like fake son."

Dick: (to Harry)"You don't want me to be your dad anymore?"
Harry: "No."
Dick: "Good. (holds up thumb and forefinger a quarter of an inch apart)Because I was this close to DROP-KICKING YOUR SORRY BUTT FROM HERE TO THE OUTLET MALL!!!"

Ohio8 · 11-30-2021, 09:52 PM

Dick: "Well, I can make a fat cat laugh... I can even make him vomit."

August: (to Tommy)"So you think dumb people are funny?"

Man: "If it's his coat, how come I'm wearing it?"
Sally: "Good point."
(She punches him.)

Ohio8 · 11-30-2021, 09:54 PM

Sally: "That's how they work."

Dick: "High commanders are forbidden to kill; they're considered upper management."

Dick: "We didn't make a lot of mistakes."

MA · 12-03-2021, 10:14 AM

Harry Solomon:
Hey, I've seen this before. This is stain-resistant carpet, watch.

[Harry pours the entire contents of a coke can on the carpet and wipes it with his foot, but nothing happens]

Harry Solomon:
That's a good place for a chair.

06-13-2021, 05:55 PM	#31
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Harry Solomon: You know, one thing I learned - television always goes better with food.
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11-30-2021, 09:49 PM	#32
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Dick: "Like fake father, like fake son." Dick: (to Harry)"You don't want me to be your dad anymore?" Harry: "No." Dick: "Good. (holds up thumb and forefinger a quarter of an inch apart)Because I was this close to DROP-KICKING YOUR SORRY BUTT FROM HERE TO THE OUTLET MALL!!!"
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11-30-2021, 09:52 PM	#33
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Dick: "Well, I can make a fat cat laugh... I can even make him vomit." August: (to Tommy)"So you think dumb people are funny?" Man: "If it's his coat, how come I'm wearing it?" Sally: "Good point." (She punches him.)
	Last edited by Ohio8; 12-09-2021 at 09:32 PM.

11-30-2021, 09:54 PM	#34
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Sally: "That's how they work." Dick: "High commanders are forbidden to kill; they're considered upper management." Dick: "We didn't make a lot of mistakes."

12-03-2021, 10:14 AM	#35
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Harry Solomon: Hey, I've seen this before. This is stain-resistant carpet, watch. [Harry pours the entire contents of a coke can on the carpet and wipes it with his foot, but nothing happens] Harry Solomon: That's a good place for a chair.