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Brett Ferino · 02-21-2001, 10:10 PM

What is it and why?

07-28-2001, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brett Ferino:
What is it and why?

I like in the episode 'The Art of Dick' when Dick and Harry are talking about Harry's painting of the 'thing that came out of that guys stomach':

'And we hit it and we hit it and it just wouldnt die!'

blue5001 · 11-17-2001, 07:35 PM

my favorite quote is when mary albright decides to make a documentary about the solomon's and they were afraid of getting exposed. so that is why sally asked harry to start a fire. i don't remember the exact conversation but here is what sally told harry
starting a fire alarm without a fire? harry that is illegal

mister bluster · 06-22-2003, 02:48 AM

I liked the part in The Art of Dick where someone says Harry's still life painting looks like rotting garbage and Harry says something like "Yes, I need to learn to paint faster."

Ohio8 · 08-17-2007, 06:13 PM

Mary (to Nina): "Exactly when does puberty end for a man?" Nina: "Six months after death."

Ohio8 · 05-13-2009, 09:15 PM

Dick: "I think it's because we're friends." Harry (singing): "So. No. One. Told You. It. Was gonna be that way." (the Solomons do a handclap.)

Duane_Dibley · 07-24-2009, 08:38 PM

Big Giant head: "well done Lieutenant, I like the cut of your jib."
Sally: "Thank you Sir, I've been working on my jib."

smnd79 · 12-20-2009, 08:21 AM

There's so many excellent lines. which one to choose???

Dick: Oh my God! I'm Gorgeous!

Family Ties Forever! · 04-15-2012, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio8

Dick: "I think it's because we're friends."
Harry (singing): "So, no one told you it was gonna be that way." (the Solomons do a hand clap.)

Dick: 8am In The Morning?

Mary: Does everything have to involve you?
Dick: In a perfect world. Yes!

Ohio8 · 08-23-2014, 02:05 PM

Dick: "What's the point of having a democracy if everybody's going to vote wrong?"

Ohio8 · 09-17-2014, 06:21 PM

Sally: "Isn't there a place where people can have mindless sex with different partners?" Mary: "Yeah! It's called the 70s."

Ohio8 · 10-06-2014, 07:31 PM

Sally (to The Big Giant Head): "So how was your trip, sir?" TBGH: "Horrifying! at first. I looked out the window...and...I saw something on the wing of the plane."
Dick: "The same thing happened to me!"

Blackout · 10-22-2014, 06:10 PM

this is a good thread

MA · 05-16-2019, 06:37 PM

Dick: Sally, I want you to observe her, find out what women on this planet do.
Sally: Why can't Harry do it?
Dick: Because you're the woman.
Sally: That brings up a very good question: why am I the woman?
Dick: Because you lost.

Ohio8 · 08-31-2019, 10:45 AM

Harry: "Women... You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere."

02-21-2001, 10:10 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

08-17-2007, 06:13 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mary (to Nina): "Exactly when does puberty end for a man?" Nina: "Six months after death."
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05-13-2009, 09:15 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Dick: "I think it's because we're friends." Harry (singing): "So. No. One. Told You. It. Was gonna be that way." (the Solomons do a handclap.)
	Last edited by Ohio8; 06-25-2020 at 04:48 PM.

08-23-2014, 02:05 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Dick: "What's the point of having a democracy if everybody's going to vote wrong?"
	Last edited by Ohio8; 08-31-2019 at 10:43 AM.

10-22-2014, 06:10 PM	#13
Blackout Sart Bimpson Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2003 Location: where the sun rises Posts: 2,235	this is a good thread
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11-17-2001, 07:35 PM	#3
blue5001 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 17, 2001 Location: westland, MI Posts: 26	my favorite quote is when mary albright decides to make a documentary about the solomon's and they were afraid of getting exposed. so that is why sally asked harry to start a fire. i don't remember the exact conversation but here is what sally told harry starting a fire alarm without a fire? harry that is illegal

06-22-2003, 02:48 AM	#4
mister bluster Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 24, 2002 Posts: 184	I liked the part in The Art of Dick where someone says Harry's still life painting looks like rotting garbage and Harry says something like "Yes, I need to learn to paint faster."

07-24-2009, 08:38 PM	#7
Duane_Dibley Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 21, 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 16	Big Giant head: "well done Lieutenant, I like the cut of your jib." Sally: "Thank you Sir, I've been working on my jib."

12-20-2009, 08:21 AM	#8
smnd79 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 03, 2007 Location: Portugal Posts: 21	There's so many excellent lines. which one to choose??? Dick: Oh my God! I'm Gorgeous!

09-17-2014, 06:21 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Sally: "Isn't there a place where people can have mindless sex with different partners?" Mary: "Yeah! It's called the 70s."

10-06-2014, 07:31 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Sally (to The Big Giant Head): "So how was your trip, sir?" TBGH: "Horrifying! at first. I looked out the window...and...I saw something on the wing of the plane." Dick: "The same thing happened to me!"

05-16-2019, 06:37 PM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,083	Dick: Sally, I want you to observe her, find out what women on this planet do. Sally: Why can't Harry do it? Dick: Because you're the woman. Sally: That brings up a very good question: why am I the woman? Dick: Because you lost.
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08-31-2019, 10:45 AM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Harry: "Women... You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere."