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stevea · 12-15-2020, 01:40 PM

Harry Morton: George, I know all about that magic TV in your den. So no more spying on us!

OH Nuts! · 12-16-2020, 03:34 PM

George: O G Gracie, you’re starting to make perfect sense to me—I hope I’m not getting Alzheimer’s.

stevea · 12-23-2020, 09:56 AM

George: Ronnie, when your mother is talking crazy, just tell her she's a ditz!

PracTz · 12-23-2020, 10:13 AM

Gracie: Everyone who's met Ronnie knows he gets his madcap humor and unique logic from ME!

OH Nuts! · 12-24-2020, 08:28 AM

Ronnie: No more girl chasing for me-I want to settle down to a domineering ball and chain.

PracTz · 12-25-2020, 10:51 AM

Ronnie: I want to marry a girl just like the girl who married dear old Dad!

OH Nuts! · 12-25-2020, 11:54 AM

Ronnie: Girls are boring

Nansei · 04-17-2021, 06:53 PM

Harry Morton: "I simply adore my brother in law!"

OH Nuts! · 04-21-2021, 08:23 PM

George & Gracie: No more Carnation Milk commercials on our show!

stevea · 04-24-2021, 11:49 PM

George: Harry, here's a lifetime contract. It means I'll never fire you.

OH Nuts! · 04-24-2021, 11:52 PM

George: Gracie, you’re making perfect sense!

stevea · 06-19-2021, 07:46 PM

George: I know you need help with your trigonometry, Ronnie, but I don't have time right now. Why don't you ask your mother?

12-15-2020, 01:40 PM	#16
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	Harry Morton: George, I know all about that magic TV in your den. So no more spying on us!

12-16-2020, 03:34 PM	#17
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	George: O G Gracie, you’re starting to make perfect sense to me—I hope I’m not getting Alzheimer’s.

12-23-2020, 09:56 AM	#18
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	George: Ronnie, when your mother is talking crazy, just tell her she's a ditz!

12-23-2020, 10:13 AM	#19
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Gracie: Everyone who's met Ronnie knows he gets his madcap humor and unique logic from ME!

12-24-2020, 08:28 AM	#20
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Ronnie: No more girl chasing for me-I want to settle down to a domineering ball and chain.

12-25-2020, 10:51 AM	#21
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Ronnie: I want to marry a girl just like the girl who married dear old Dad!

12-25-2020, 11:54 AM	#22
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Ronnie: Girls are boring

04-17-2021, 06:53 PM	#23
Nansei Member First Time Poster Join Date: Apr 17, 2021 Location: Canada Posts: 1	Harry Morton: "I simply adore my brother in law!"

04-21-2021, 08:23 PM	#24
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	George & Gracie: No more Carnation Milk commercials on our show!

04-24-2021, 11:49 PM	#25
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	George: Harry, here's a lifetime contract. It means I'll never fire you.

04-24-2021, 11:52 PM	#26
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	George: Gracie, you’re making perfect sense!

06-19-2021, 07:46 PM	#27
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,057	George: I know you need help with your trigonometry, Ronnie, but I don't have time right now. Why don't you ask your mother?