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Old 07-16-2020, 01:07 AM   #1
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George: Say Goodnight, Gracie!

Gracie: Goodnight, Gracie!

(Even though the above's long since been considered the archtypical close for the show, Gracie NEVER actually said 'Goodnight, Gracie' but would just reply with a surprisingly bashful 'Goodnight' to the audience)
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George to Harry von Zell: I’d never ever fire you!
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George: I'm sick of my magic TV. I'm gonna throw it out the window.
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George: I sing better than Frank Sinatra!
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George: Harry you’re getting a BIG FAT raise.
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Harry: Jack Benny's just offered me double your salary so I QUIT!
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Harry: Jack Benny's just offered me double your salary so I QUIT!
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Gracie: I’m really going to gaslight everybody by making perfect sense today!
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Ronnie: Mother, you confuse the daylights out of me!
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Gracie: I hate gaslighting people with my illogic logic.
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George: Ronnie, you may not be anywhere as handsome as me but folks tune in because you've got more wit, humor and personality in your little finger than I do in my whole body!
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Harry: A $40,000 mink for the most beautiful wife in the world!
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Harry to George: shove it George....because...I’m firing YOU. Hasty la vista baby!
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