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07-16-2020, 01:07 AM
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Things You’d Never Hear on Burns & Allen
Blanche to Harry: You’re the sweetest and most generous man I know!
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07-16-2020, 01:05 PM
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George: Say Goodnight, Gracie!
Gracie: Goodnight, Gracie! (Even though the above's long since been considered the archtypical close for the show, Gracie NEVER actually said 'Goodnight, Gracie' but would just reply with a surprisingly bashful 'Goodnight' to the audience) |
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07-16-2020, 04:59 PM
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George to Harry von Zell: I’d never ever fire you!
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07-24-2020, 11:44 PM
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George: I'm sick of my magic TV. I'm gonna throw it out the window.
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07-25-2020, 12:21 AM
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George: I sing better than Frank Sinatra!
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07-25-2020, 01:23 AM
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George: I'm sick of these cigars. I'm giving up smoking.
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07-27-2020, 01:47 PM
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George: Harry you’re getting a BIG FAT raise.
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07-30-2020, 11:39 AM
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Harry: Jack Benny's just offered me double your salary so I QUIT!
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07-31-2020, 07:57 AM
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Gracie: I’m really going to gaslight everybody by making perfect sense today! |
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09-16-2020, 05:38 PM
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Ronnie: Mother, you confuse the daylights out of me!
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09-16-2020, 07:44 PM
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Gracie: I hate gaslighting people with my illogic logic.
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09-17-2020, 12:54 PM
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George: Ronnie, you may not be anywhere as handsome as me but folks tune in because you've got more wit, humor and personality in your little finger than I do in my whole body!
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09-17-2020, 02:46 PM
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Harry: A $40,000 mink for the most beautiful wife in the world!
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10-13-2020, 09:46 AM
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Gracie: Say Goodnight, George!
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10-20-2020, 10:06 PM
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Harry to George: shove it George....because...I’m firing YOU. Hasty la vista baby!
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